Shopping: The Relapse

Having admitted that I am addicted to shopping, I vowed to stop.   Nevertheless, I bought this jacket.

Can anyone explain why I need it?

Complete this sentence:   “I’m glad I bought this jacket because now ____________”

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15 Responses to Shopping: The Relapse

  1. Jill says:

    …I’ve gotten my fix…that will last approx. 8 hours.

    UPS just delivered a DVF dress. TMM asked, “Where are you gonna wear that?”
    Me…”I don’t know”
    Him…”Why did you buy it?”
    Me…”Cuz it’s pretty.”

  2. sam says:

    … I’ve got a green leather jacket.

  3. ash says:

    Oh yum! It is leather and it smells good? I don’t know but that jacket rocks! Oh, you can always say it is “green”. Green living is very popular these days…

  4. If it’s any consolation, I would buy that jacket in a heartbeat too. Don’t even tell me how much it cost.

  5. K-Line says:

    You need it cuz it’s green. And gorgeous.

  6. Ann says:

    …I can buy a bag and shoes to complement it.”

  7. WendyB says:

    …because now your life will be perfect.

  8. Deni says:

    . . . because it will stave off the madness of the world for at least a little, tiny, teeny, bit longer.

  9. JK says:

    …because the next time I visit Arkansas for turkey season, I won’t have to wear those “oh so drabby” camos the Arkies consider so chic.

  10. …because never have such cool clasps been seen on a green leather jacket.

  11. Bex says:

    “I’ll be able to hang with the cool kids.”

  12. Mark says:

    …my life is complete.

  13. Deena says:

    …I can celebrate St Patrick’s day in style rather than in costume.

  14. OMGGMAB says:

    . . . cause my friends are fighting over who will be the first to “rent” this beautiful wearable art from me.

    (Barely audible, “Can I be first?” Fist full of green flashes briefly and catches Sister’s eye. She pauses, then, silent exchange. OMGGMAB haughtily dons jacket and swaggers out to meet Madge and knock that hideous millinery disaster off her head.)

  15. Queen Michelle says:

    …because it’s gorgeous. Duh.

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