Having admitted that I am addicted to shopping, I vowed to stop. Nevertheless, I bought this jacket.
Can anyone explain why I need it?
Complete this sentence: “I’m glad I bought this jacket because now ____________”
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Having admitted that I am addicted to shopping, I vowed to stop. Nevertheless, I bought this jacket.
Can anyone explain why I need it?
Complete this sentence: “I’m glad I bought this jacket because now ____________”
…I’ve gotten my fix…that will last approx. 8 hours.
UPS just delivered a DVF dress. TMM asked, “Where are you gonna wear that?”
Me…”I don’t know”
Him…”Why did you buy it?”
Me…”Cuz it’s pretty.”
…..now I’ve got a green leather jacket.
Oh yum! It is leather and it smells good? I don’t know but that jacket rocks! Oh, you can always say it is “green”. Green living is very popular these days…
If it’s any consolation, I would buy that jacket in a heartbeat too. Don’t even tell me how much it cost.
You need it cuz it’s green. And gorgeous.
…I can buy a bag and shoes to complement it.”
…because now your life will be perfect.
. . . because it will stave off the madness of the world for at least a little, tiny, teeny, bit longer.
…because the next time I visit Arkansas for turkey season, I won’t have to wear those “oh so drabby” camos the Arkies consider so chic.
…because never have such cool clasps been seen on a green leather jacket.
“I’ll be able to hang with the cool kids.”
…my life is complete.
…I can celebrate St Patrick’s day in style rather than in costume.
. . . cause my friends are fighting over who will be the first to “rent” this beautiful wearable art from me.
(Barely audible, “Can I be first?” Fist full of green flashes briefly and catches Sister’s eye. She pauses, then, silent exchange. OMGGMAB haughtily dons jacket and swaggers out to meet Madge and knock that hideous millinery disaster off her head.)
…because it’s gorgeous. Duh.