Sparkly Happiness for Everyone!

Rainbows and unicorns make everything happy, even Tragic Fashion Boy! Cornify is “the number #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, providing sparkles and happiness for all.”

You can download a Cornify bookmark to Cornificate boring web pages: the more you click on it, the more sparkly happiness ensues. YAY for happy cuteness!

Take that, you stupid bitches who complain that I’m full of hate!

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21 Responses to Sparkly Happiness for Everyone!

  1. XuXu says:

    I think you are, profoundly so, a loving bundle of joy who
    is just devastated at what is clearly the shearing out
    of all that is beautiful and true in this world…which is
    then replaced by enormous fountains of dogshit that
    are foddered off on us, the willing masses, who need
    a good tongue kiss to be woken.

    Sparkles and Frenches,


  2. You do realise that tragic fashion boy is weeping at his rainbow purification. He probably wants a unicorn as an accessory.

  3. Stella Mayfair says:

    cornify and tfb — only you could bring these two together! hilarious!
    now i gotta go and clean off the coffee i spilled all over my keyboard when i saw that piece of art.

  4. Faux Fuchsia says:

    I want a unicorn as an accessory.

  5. Aja says:


  6. Romeo says:

    Surfing for porn just got awesome!

  7. I’m happy, and that scares me.

  8. HelOnWheels says:

    I can feel the hate melting away with every Corni click.

  9. Vee says:

    Don’t those stupid bitches have anything better to do?
    I want to meet Tragic Fashion Boy, if only for the inevitable tragi-comic fashion moment that I realize he is really just some silly, shallow, starving dullard with too much time and money and neglectful parents.

  10. Max says:

    Where does this fall on the happiness-hatred continuum?

  11. Pudfish says:

    So, so lovely, I am moved to tears, thanks for opening my eyes to such a joyful thing, Pudfish

  12. Anjuna says:

    I find it interesting to see how a person manages to catch people’s attention, in both the positive and the negative sense, I’d say you and Charles Guislain are made of the same sparkly unicorns and rainbows.

  13. damaia says:

    And to top it all off… some of the clip art is stolen. The pink one is actually a pet from the online game “Neopets”.

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Max – That game stimulates my happiness/hatred center, that’s all I can say at this time.

    Anjuna – Ha, you’re trying to make me mad but I’m TOO HAPPY to take the bait!

    damaia – So are you saying this impinges on your sparkly happiness??

  15. kate says:

    That’s the best use of Cornified that I’ve ever seen, and I done seen lots!

    Tragic Fashion Boy looks like he’s a post-millennial, live action Care Bears villain here: the megatron Grizzle Beastly. Oh, and Sister can be his boss– Dark Hair, Darker Heart–intent on getting the Care Bears stoned so they’ll eat up the world’s supply of ugly shoes in a munchie extravaganza.

  16. Alicia says:

    I could waste hours doing this.

  17. what i wouldn’t do to be covered in unicorn vomit and skittles for a day.

  18. Trashforce Reaper says:

    Factoid of the day: Tragic Fashion Boy appears in the Facehunter’s new book, where his age is given as thirteen, and he is wearing trainers worth £1,200.

  19. damaia says:

    It might! No, actually I think it improves my sparkly happiness. Since I don’t understand online games that sell virtual accessories for virtual pets but charge actual money for it. I’m glad to see someone stick it to them a bit.

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