I can’t stand it. There is no escape. It’s everywhere and it keeps coming after me. I hate it.
I need it to go away. The blank face, too.
Why has it come to this?
Explain.
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Stalked By A Gigantic Ass
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I blame Brett Ratner.
http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/brett-ratner-big-butts.jpg
Her former bff Paris Hilton described it as looking like “a garbage bag filled with cottage cheese”.
I feel that may have been true. Then it got “firmed up” with filler.
And now it has taken on a life of its own. Suffocating in bad clothing.
It seems like people are fascinated that an ass can exist in its odd form.
It’s horrible, this mindless runaway ass terrorizing the countryside, threatening the planet. Nobody’s safe. Run for your life! Or somebody make a colossal Whoopie Cushion, that could be fun.
It’s the attack of the relentless media whore.
Look away! Look away!
She’s just a fat chick who doesn’t know it.
And yet, somehow, Coco Ice-T doesn’t offend me as much.
Why? WHY?!
http://instagram.com/cocosworlds
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Jeez- she has so many tangents it’s hard to choose the “best” example.
I also don’t mind mrs. T….but if you put Kim k in a plain, long black shmatta, took off the makeup, eyelashes etc., she would look like a backwoods village girl in Armenia…fat asses are just that…why why why……
If she’s that awful just send her to me!
No, really, I’m generous like that and always eager to improve Anglo-American relationships.
Also, my famous – well, it’s famous around here – ‘laying on of hands’ treatment might well sooth away those curves you all find so distressing.
No, no need to thank me . . .
Er, who is she, by the way, I forgot to ask?
I am so proud of myself for somehow avoiding the Kardashians in popular culture, but that ass is everywhere.
Every time, and I mean EVERY TIME I look at that thing I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW FUCKEN BIG IT IS. It’s like a horse’s ass … or a donkey’s …. and it’s ALIVE.
I say, steady on, Debbie, you are in danger of sounding, er, ‘arse-ist’!
WHERE was this trend when my ass was GIGANTIC?
Unfair.
But seriously, I hate to be a skinny bitch but her ass is so big – when I see her I say to myself, WOW. Its kinda cool that huge bums are ok, but seriously how fucking big is her ass anyhow?
Not fit in plane seat big?
“An enormous sense of value” big?
Does it just look big?
The blank face lets all of us know how bored she is with us.