Okay, you know the drill. Here is a chance to buy something from Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection .
Funds must be raised. So here is a vintage charm necklace by Kenneth Jay Lane, an original from the late 70s and not one of his newer copies of his earlier designs. The chain is 24 inches long and the longest charm is 4 inches long.
It is awesome, as you can see. $120 plus $5 shipping in the US.
Yes, my arms are veiny, eoow, try to focus on the beautiful cuff by Tulla Booth, an artist and photographer who made some jewelry in the 80s. This cuff is gold-dipped and set with real stones. 2 1/2 inches wide and best for a slim wrist. Signed on the inside. $120 plus $5 shipping in the US.
Antique turqoise earrings set in 14k gold. They are really stunning and unusual. I need some fucking money. $70 plus $5 shipping in the US.
This beautiful Chanel handbag is STILL available and is an amazing bargain. Check out prices on eBay or in any magazine. See more photos here. $600 plus $25 shipping (includes insurance.)
Reward yourself or a loved one for Christmas! Contact: sisterwolf666@gmail.com to purchase, via paypal or whatever.
Please don’t leave comments about how you wish you had the money, UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU or UNLESS YOU ARE WENDY B, who is compelled to do anything you forbid her from doing.
xo
(PANTING)
If those earrings are still there in two weeks, I want them!
I had a disgustingly spendy weekend and vowed not to go to any fucking shopping sites, only the blogs I know and love. So I came here, only to find you hawking your shit. AND YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TURQUOISE. You mother-fucker.
Now, would somebody else please buy that fucking cuff so I can stop thinking about it?
I can personally vouch for the excellence of Sister Wolf’s taste and the quality of her merchandise.
Hard to believe nobody has nabbed the Chanel bag yet. Buy that fucking bag Wendy B. Buy. Buy. Buy.
God, I wish I had the money!
Actually, I do keep checking out that Chanel bag. But what if you have some Prada you haven’t revealed yet? Hmmm?
Gosh, I really wish I had the money for these, thanks for the perspective *touches hand to face*.
Can I instead leave a comment about how much I dislike all those quilted Chanel grandma bags, and I don’t know why they’ve got the cult status they do?
Sorry I can’t buy your jewellery, though. I like the cuff, but I wouldn’t wear it unless it was silver, and I have strict anti-hoarding rules. Anyway, you probably don’t want to ship to my Far North address.
annemarie – Have to kill you, I’m afraid.
WendyB – Never had a thing for Prada, but I once lost some Prada sunglasses.
wannab wendyB – I can’t tell if this is funny. Probably not.
Kate – My bag is different!! It’s cute and not square with a long chain strap! I feel bad about killing you. Perhaps I didn’t make myself clear in my instructions.
You don’t have to kill me. I can’t buy it because I won’t wear it. (Now, the Chanel bag I could not afford, even if I did want it.)
don’t kill me, but a question… can we haggle? (I’m thinking of the cuff.)
I’m sorry Sister Wolf, it was meant to be funny – I had hoped to give you a laugh but I’m clearly not as clever as I thought. Sorry again.
Kate – I see you’re not the Good Kate, but another Kate entirely. Consider yourself killed!
sonja – sure.
wannaB – On, no problem. I’m not as clever as I think either. xo
Why me? why do you want to kill ME? I said I’d buy something!
Look at all those comments, i could swear most people dont even read the whole article!