Tag Archives: duck lips

Keep on Sagging!

It’s easy not to care about looking old when you’re not old. Later, it’s just a constant struggle to accept the changes in your face, the face that in your mind is eternally 18 or 30 or whenever you liked … Continue reading

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Kourtney and like, Kim

I’m like watching the Kardashian girls on TV and it’s like so full of drama! Kourtney is like so mad at that douche who knocked her up and like Kim wants her to like face reality? And like Kourt’s baby … Continue reading

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Boo Hoo for Lindsay Lohan

Why can’t I feel bad for poor Lindsay? I think it’s the duck lips. They just make me mad. Who asked her to get these lips? She messed up her face out of sheer greed! She had nice lips, but … Continue reading

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