Kourtney and like, Kim

I’m like watching the Kardashian girls on TV and it’s like so full of drama! Kourtney is like so mad at that douche who knocked her up and like Kim wants her to like face reality? And like Kourt’s baby is more important to her than like anything?

I haven’t seen this show in ages but I must admit it has a soothing effect on my brain. The two of them look more piggish than I remember and Kim’s lips seem ready to burst.

I like love reality TV and here’s why:   It’s like so sickening, but in the end, it’s like not your problem.

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22 Responses to Kourtney and like, Kim

  1. TheShoeGirl says:

    I hate how much crap TV I watch. I also hate how I should be embarrassed that I do watch so much of it but I kind of just accept that it’s something that entertains me. I don’t think it makes me less intelligent or less concerned with real reality.

    But who am I trying to convince here?


  2. Question says:

    I wonder why Jane never made a big deal about Kourtney Kardashian being a fan of her blog ( http://officialkourtneyk.celebuzz.com/2009/04/sea-of-shoes/ ) like she did about Kanye???

  3. Question says:

    Oh, and Sister Wolf, I hope you did not take my advice about suing that blogger. I went back to her site and she is getting a lot more creative with her post :].

  4. Lezzies says:

    YSL cage shoes. Jealous.

  5. Suebob says:

    Brilliant summation of reality TV.

    I always wonder why these Kardashian people are famous at all, then I remember that there have ALWAYS been people who are famous for being famous. It is like a law of physics.

  6. kellie says:

    I watched it last night too.
    Suffice it to say that after, like all the drama, she took him back.
    Because that is what “good” reality TV is all about.
    Their faces are so tight now, I am waiting for them to split open.

  7. Jill says:

    Kim visited El Paso recently and for $100 you could sit around and like wait for her to show up to host a party at a local club while talking on her phone. She was like an hour late because she ate so much candy and Mexican food she was feeling like shit. She like made the front page of the frigging newspaper! These are like sad times.

  8. Joy D. says:

    I like your theory on reality TV shows. It IS entertaining to observe other people’s problems even though the Kardashians don’t have real problems.

  9. Ann says:

    That whole family repulses me. And I repulse myself for having found their late father Robert Kardashian attractive.

  10. Juli says:

    that is precisely the reason why I love reality tv. It makes the drama in my life seem so incredibly mundane.

  11. patni says:

    Sister Wolf for a laugh in the world of really stupid couture, (a chanel fur suit) this is worth a look.

  12. Stella Mayfair says:

    muahahahah, patni!
    this video is, like, the shit! “it’s chanel, people!”

  13. TexasArt says:

    Like, you are so right! Sickening …

    Reality chick that is just totally bonkers is Kelly from NYC Housewives. If you need some like, funky Tweets to read go here: @kikilet. BTW, like I think Kelly is trying to BFF with the K girls.

    Like, LOL!

  14. Ew says:

    That Chanel suit vid is hilar. Reminds me of Terence Koh.

  15. kt says:

    What’s going on with Kim’s outfit here? Not understanding the composition, plus she somehow looks preggers. She manages to make everything she wears look like a knock off.

  16. Kellz says:

    they’re both dumb and I don’t understand why they both have their own show. I don’t understand why they’re famous to begin with.

  17. patni says:

    Aren’t you hot? you are always hot in chanel

  18. Mark says:

    Once in a while, if you watch the show, you get to see what remains of Bruce Jenner’s nose–which almost makes having to tolerate those vapid whores worth it.

  19. birdie says:

    Alicia told me this would be the perfect place to express how much I love Butters (Look up Butters + Kardashian for reference).

    Also whose goddamn idea was it to spell all their names with K? Yay. Alliteration. How fucking original.

  20. kellie says:

    I would guess it was Mommies idea.
    She is a weird one.
    Also, it has been alluded to that Khloe is really Bruce’s daughter from an affair Mommy had with him while she was still married.
    Proof?? Look at the new pic of the younger K modelling.

  21. I’m just pissed off that the mum thinks its okay to change the spelling of classically beautiful names like Chloe to Khloe to keep in with the “K” theme she so obviously adores. It irks me to the point of not even wanting to eat Special K anymore. In fact I would like to Kick Kris Kourtney Kim blah blah in to a hole somewhere in deep dark Kansas where I will never have to see their kuntish faces again.

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