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Thanks to Queen Michelle, I have developed an obsession with girdles. I am hoping it will go the way of my obsessions with Fred Harvey jewelry, Shriner regalia, botanica spells, Victorian tiger claws, nurse paraphernalia and Catholic children’s coloring books. … Continue reading

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Behold the Boyfriend Jeans!

It’s Britney, bitch! Nah, just kidding. God, I fucking rule. Here I look fat, but so what, I have antlers. So here’s the ensemble, as recommended by my trusted cyber-advisors. The white tank top, bangles, fitted jacket, and the fierce … Continue reading

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