$248 at Free People.
Wow, I need those in my life.
What happens when you leave Maria from The Sound of Music alone in the therapeutic aids section of a pharmacy…….
oh yes, those are hideous, and would be extra hideous once they were worn a couple of times and the fabric around the bottom got all grubby and dirty.
OMFG those are revolting.
who the fuck buys these bloody awful shoes?
Only stupid people buy them. What I want to know is who is the dummy who designs them???
Now those really are quite terrible but I would love to see someone wearing them!
I first thought this was some type of medical device. Wow.
these must be the worst yet. i thought it couldn’t get worse than the converse/sandal….
^what skye says, imagine the bottoms of these covered in city street grime, yuck.
Again, this begs the question: what was the ‘designer’ of these ingesting?
Also, I salute the brave person who came up with the name ‘Floral Slouch Clog’ for this- though not if the designer was the one who named it..
I saw this and instantly thought of you! (before you posted this). All I can say is I second the ha ha has! What is the point of these??
I wouldn’t have thought that one could come up with something this hideous. Is it a joke?
I’d too would like to know who designed this masterpiece. Why don’t we just wrap our feet in a piece of an old quilt, pillow case or some such?
The Olsen twins? That Zoe woman who looks like a scarecrow? Who would wear these? And where would one wear these? To a party in a room of wall-to-wall white carpeting? I can’t begin to imagine the filth that would accumulate on these monsters.
Eagerly awaiting the Cunt of the Week, hoping it’s Liz Cheney.
Did any of you follow the link to read its single review?
“Ladies let me tell you guys love shoes like these. I’m a guy and WISH my girlfriend would wear these. The height of the clog with the slouch of a boot is very, very chic. And NO these would not be better in flats. Guys like heels. Keep the flats for around the house. Pair it with a cute skirt.”
Fucking hipster douchebag men…
I’m trying to look at these with an open mind…no! Fuck it. No.
They suck all over – especially in the price category.
Did you see the name of Mom of Shoes’ new black pants?
They’re by Irregular Choice?! Oh horrors- I actually liked the few pairs of shoes I’d seen by that brand, might have to revise my opinion a bit now…
Eliza, that hipster douchebag quoted (if he even actually exists, because I don’t know any man with a girlfriend who would write “Pair it with a cute skirt”) probably has a My Little Pony fetish, because those godawful things would turn anyone’s feet into those of a flowered Clydesdale.
No words…except for those two… I mean those 8…+4
Coming to a street style photographer near you…
LOL re: My Little Pony.
I thought the same thing about the hipster douchebag. I think by ‘girlfriend,’ he meant his drag queen buddy.
Iron Chic- You are hilarious. Thanks for the link.
Actually I totally love them and want them. Luckily for me most of the clothes/ shoes I like end up on sale because for some reason nobody else likes them :).
Those are gross.
They’d do a terrific job of hiding one’s cankles, that’s for certain.
Ann, wouldn’t they give you cankles (or hooves as Vee suggests)?
I agree with the hipster douchebag that these would not look any better as flats. Nope. Leave up your wallpaper.
Well… You may hate these as well but those look suspiciously like an ugly version of some boots I designed for Harajuku Lovers last year… http://www.heels.com/womens-shoes/attica-boot-greynatural.html
Looks like a cat designed those, so it could scratch all the way around a chair, even with somebody sitting in it.
There’s something of a gentle sexual torture vibe to these!
Distinctly D&D Barbie.
Or Little House on the Scary!
Laura Ingalls (Girls Gone)Wilder ….and broke her ankle at Hyde Club.
Laura Ashley goes Floral Casting Trashy Ghastly.
Heidi says: at least hide yr toes!
Ann of Green Gables does shabby chic bondage via Yippe n Eurotrash labels.
*cue Jessica Simpson “braying” (love that word…did you know it comes from the Celtic root for breaking wind?)*
Now you’re being silly.
Enough already with the stupid shoes!
Someone who hates life made these.
Am having a bad-shoe day chez moi and have linked these monstrosities.
Iron Chic – I just died laughing.
SW – How avant-garde! I think they would look stunning with Hanna Bernhard shoe pins and some thrifted lace knee high socks! I will have to obtain a pair for my collection. …well, as long as I can’t steal a pair from my mom’s store first.
Can we nominate whoever designed those to be Cunt of the Week?
I have a terrible fever but I can tell these shoes are Horrible Beyond Measure.
And not Visionary.
Kate and I must be on the same wavelength – when I saw these I thought “stripper in bondage boots flees burning trailer through window, trailing Auntie Em’s floral curtains.”
Wonder if hipster douchebag description-writing boy would love those shoes so much if his imaginary tranny friend/imaginary girlfriend kicked him hard with them on- those heels could probably do some damage, think about it!
Now I know who stole grandmaÂ´s curtains. Bad joke, my grandma has much better taste for curtains, being 87. Sorry, yaya.
About that boy loving the shoes… ok, wear them yourself. And if youÂ´re so much in love with that crap, let me know to describe through what hole you can introduce them, with or without vaseline, your choice.
Have a nice day u all.
Good grief! I love Hammie’s comment about Maria from Sound of Music, that is exactly what these look like, well said Hammie!
Somewhere, someone’s discarded couch bleeds in a side alley.
I know i’m tagging onto this a little late,
firstly, WHY THE HECK were these aloud to be released upon the world?!?!
Maybe its a little shoe project of the budding* (*horrific) artist Sea and Karl or something….. along with all the hideous other things she wears i wouldn’t put it past the little spoilt tart… but then again the price range is a little kmart for her i suppose…
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