I have PTSD and the world is going to hell, but for the moment I’m choosing to focus on other matters. For example, here is a challenging dilemma:
Who is more annoying. Gwyneth or Chloe?
On the one hand, Gwyneth has that awful website and now she has a recording contract as a country-western singer.
On the other hand, Chloe has her stupid fashion line for Opening Ceremony and that hipster lifestyle.
Gwyneth has the rock-star husband and the unforgivable names of her children. But Chloe has no talent and she looks like she needs a good hot bath. Each of them is a grating irritant in the oyster of my psyche, neither producing a pearl. I would say it’s closer to a blister. I hate them both.
Don’t get caught up on the word “hate,” if that bother you. Just tell me who you find more annoying, and why.
Ready, set, go.