The Perfect Leather Skirt

for when you want to spend $445 to look like you’re wearing a bath towel.

by Haute Hippie at Shopbop.

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32 Responses to The Perfect Leather Skirt

  1. katiechasm says:

    Loincloths are big for F/W.

  2. jesus, it better be a fucking monogramed bath towel at that price

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    Drooling – Hahahahahahha!

  4. Ha literally bath towel chic, or not as the case may be. Hilarious. How does something like this get put into production?

  5. deja pseu says:

    Looks like she’s ready for a schvitz.

  6. beba says:

    What the hell? That must be a joke… Yes, I know it’s not.

    Sister Wolf, I hope you feel better these days (:

    Peace and love!

  7. Tanya says:

    Hahaha. There’s something vaguely Bulgarian/ Eurotrashy about this look. She’s missing her 24 ct. gold anklet.

  8. E says:

    … it just shrieks medical procedure ahoy … I’m baffled.

  9. Tanya says:

    E – you’re so right. It looks like she’s ready for her PAP smear

  10. the real andrea says:

    Love!!! (not)

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    E – HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

    Tanya – I like the anklet. You must be a stylist.

  12. Audi says:

    For $445, it doesn’t even look very absorbent. I think I’d rather wear a ShamWow.

  13. Sister Wolf says:

    Audi – HAHAHAHHAHA! Hahahahhaha!

  14. Tanya says:

    I’m not a formally trained stylist, but I do have a morbid obsession with heinous fashion. I feel like I could accessorize a fugly outfit just as well as a professional ShopBopper.

    Twenty more pounds to go, and I’m in on the Fashion Challenges!

  15. I think if you wear this you’d be looking to do car washes to justify it on a practical level.

  16. MC says:

    Now that’s a piece that will take me from the spa (with a happy ending) to afternoon high tea.

  17. Andra says:

    I recognised Goony straight away.

  18. Desiree says:

    White = WTF dry-cleaning bills.

  19. hammie says:

    where is the brownish stain that I try to convince myself is foundation but is probably evidence of Mr Hammie’s fleeting and not very accurate relationship with toilet paper?

  20. court says:

    just saw a 50+ yo woman dancing in this skirt to the macarena friday night.

    can someone please get me the f outta fort lauderdale????

  21. Sheri says:

    What are her toes saying to her right now?

  22. lucinda says:

    White leather clothing is rarely a good look. Above, case in point.

  23. sonja says:

    I’m looking to justify 5 minutes ago spending 350 on a pair of boots that I I NEED. atleast I didn’t spend 400+ for a dumb bath towel skirt. Who NEEDS a dumb bath towel skirt?

  24. theresa says:

    I’m sure there will be a college theme party that will call for the bath towel aesthetic.

    This might be a practical purchase for me.

    or maybe I’ll just do the next best thing, go naked.

  25. P says:

    Jesus.

    I’m not cursing, I mean seriously – Jesus? Is that you? Those legs are looking rather more shapely than I recall seeing in the stained-glass windows, but I’d recognise that loincloth anywhere.

  26. Ann says:

    Know how I know I suck? I’d wear the shit out of that skirt.

  27. Jacqui says:

    I saw these and thought of you…it’s like they thought “how can we combine the three ugliest, least-flattering trends (sweatpants, overalls and harem drop-crotch) into one marvelous item!” So they made this, and called it “rad.” Apparently looking rad involves looking hippy whilst looking like an urban farmer. Enjoy…
    http://www.shopnastygal.com/products/new/clothing/bottoms/Sweat-Dungaree-Overalls.html

  28. Sister Wolf says:

    Jacqui – Wow. There is NO WAY to make that thing look good.

  29. james says:

    what a vile creation!

  30. Sister Wolf says:

    James – You have generously upgraded it to call it a creation. That’s how nice you are.

  31. kate says:

    before i scrolled down and saw the shoes and caption, i thought it WAS a towel. i think the really unanalytical reptilian part of my brain thought, i guess they needed to cover the shoe model’s crotch with something, so they grabbed a towel. which is a really dumb conclusion.
    but i figured it out eventually. don’t worry.

  32. Odile Lee says:

    I would just wear a towel, and lie.

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