for when you want to spend $445 to look like you’re wearing a bath towel.
by Haute Hippie at Shopbop.
Loincloths are big for F/W.
jesus, it better be a fucking monogramed bath towel at that price
Drooling – Hahahahahahha!
Ha literally bath towel chic, or not as the case may be. Hilarious. How does something like this get put into production?
Looks like she’s ready for a schvitz.
What the hell? That must be a joke… Yes, I know it’s not.
Sister Wolf, I hope you feel better these days (:
Peace and love!
Hahaha. There’s something vaguely Bulgarian/ Eurotrashy about this look. She’s missing her 24 ct. gold anklet.
… it just shrieks medical procedure ahoy … I’m baffled.
E – you’re so right. It looks like she’s ready for her PAP smear
E – HAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Tanya – I like the anklet. You must be a stylist.
For $445, it doesn’t even look very absorbent. I think I’d rather wear a ShamWow.
Audi – HAHAHAHHAHA! Hahahahhaha!
I’m not a formally trained stylist, but I do have a morbid obsession with heinous fashion. I feel like I could accessorize a fugly outfit just as well as a professional ShopBopper.
Twenty more pounds to go, and I’m in on the Fashion Challenges!
I think if you wear this you’d be looking to do car washes to justify it on a practical level.
Now that’s a piece that will take me from the spa (with a happy ending) to afternoon high tea.
I recognised Goony straight away.
White = WTF dry-cleaning bills.
where is the brownish stain that I try to convince myself is foundation but is probably evidence of Mr Hammie’s fleeting and not very accurate relationship with toilet paper?
just saw a 50+ yo woman dancing in this skirt to the macarena friday night.
can someone please get me the f outta fort lauderdale????
What are her toes saying to her right now?
White leather clothing is rarely a good look. Above, case in point.
I’m looking to justify 5 minutes ago spending 350 on a pair of boots that I I NEED. atleast I didn’t spend 400+ for a dumb bath towel skirt. Who NEEDS a dumb bath towel skirt?
I’m sure there will be a college theme party that will call for the bath towel aesthetic.
This might be a practical purchase for me.
or maybe I’ll just do the next best thing, go naked.
I’m not cursing, I mean seriously – Jesus? Is that you? Those legs are looking rather more shapely than I recall seeing in the stained-glass windows, but I’d recognise that loincloth anywhere.
Know how I know I suck? I’d wear the shit out of that skirt.
I saw these and thought of you…it’s like they thought “how can we combine the three ugliest, least-flattering trends (sweatpants, overalls and harem drop-crotch) into one marvelous item!” So they made this, and called it “rad.” Apparently looking rad involves looking hippy whilst looking like an urban farmer. Enjoy…
Jacqui – Wow. There is NO WAY to make that thing look good.
what a vile creation!
James – You have generously upgraded it to call it a creation. That’s how nice you are.
before i scrolled down and saw the shoes and caption, i thought it WAS a towel. i think the really unanalytical reptilian part of my brain thought, i guess they needed to cover the shoe model’s crotch with something, so they grabbed a towel. which is a really dumb conclusion.
but i figured it out eventually. don’t worry.
I would just wear a towel, and lie.
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