The Sister Wolf Situation

Once, Sister Wolf had a great job. She sat on her ass and wrote stuff and got paid a very nice salary.

Then, oh no, the fucking economy! Her job was cruelly taken away. Poor Sister Wolf!

Having no income can be a real bummer. While Sister Wolf scrambles to find gainful employment, she will be accepting patronage, as per that big black box on the right hand column.

Try to forgive Sister Wolf.   She means well, mostly. Non-patrons can just say a little prayer to Saint Cajetan, the patron saint of the unemployed.

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20 Responses to The Sister Wolf Situation

  1. Film Upstart says:

    No! You need a job now! You’ve got shoes to stockpile and save the economy with – speak to Obama he owes you!

  2. annemarie says:

    Film Upstart is right on– you are what the suffering retail needs. The amount of things I have bought because of you! Your country needs YOU.

  3. Sal says:

    Awww, crap. Sorry to hear that, Sister!

  4. HelOnWheels says:

    Oh, no!! That’s terrible, SW. So sorry to hear that.

  5. That sucks! I’m on the verge of becoming a freegan myself, living without income for 4 months now. Here’s hoping we both find something before it comes to that!

  6. rudy zarsov says:

    I believe in the self help principle so I am offering you this webpage instead of money. If you need help filling in the application form ask Al Sharpton, he filled his in when he was 9 years old.
    http://northernway.org/ordain.shtml

  7. rudy zarsov says:

    By the way, I love that picture of the dark haired Italian saint holding the blond haired Jewish Arab Jesus.
    Was that one of Saint Cajetans miracles?

  8. TobiLynne says:

    Sorry, Sister 🙁

  9. Sister Wolf says:

    Film Upstart – I know! He’s busy with that dog, though.

    annemarie – I stand ready to serve!

    Sal – Thank you, Sal.

    HelOnWheels – Thank you, don’t forget to pray.

    Iheartfashion – OH NO! HOrrible!

    rudy – I’m ALREADY an ordained minister, you idiot. What do you take me for?!?

    TobiLynne – Thank you my dear.

  10. Deni says:

    Sister Wolf, I’m so sorry to hear you’re unemployed. I may be joining you in the very near future; “they” are going to cut 510 people in my category (I didn’t even know that there were that many of us) . My x was let go at the beginning of the year, meaning no child support or alimony for me. My rent is 2/3 my salary so I’m not sure how I’ll be able to afford to stay where I’m at. I’m just taking one day at a time and some deep breathing.
    Lots of love and luck to you . . . to us . . . to all of us!

  11. Deni says:

    P.S.
    Sista Wolf, how about writing for yourself, as in a book! How about “The Irreverent Guild to Everything Under the Sun” or ” A Sister’s Musing: From Fashion to Fascists” or “The Wolf Prospective (A Tail of two/three/four Wolfs)” or “How I Survived the Bad Economy or How I Learned to Love the Blog” or . . . you get my gist . . . go girl . . . take that time you’re not writing for someone else and write for your self . . . use your mojo . . . you can do it! (Now I’m exhausted from cheering you on . . . it’s time for my nap.)

  12. hoochiegucci says:

    I’m sorry!

  13. G says:

    That sucks! I can’t believe how bad the economy has become. I’ll pray for ya.

    P.s. I think the idea of you writing for yourself is pure genius.

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Deni – They better not try and fire your ass! And yes, I’m thinking about book titles, like “My Miserable Childhood”……

    hoochiegucci – I love you more.

    G – Thank you, G!

  15. K-Line says:

    Sister – So sorry to hear this news. I have a ton of confidence in you though. I’m sure you will be working in a new job soon. Please keep us posted.

  16. OMGGMAB says:

    Sister, I do think the Catholic church has some opening for nuns if you can promise to be reverent, humble, and nonsexual. Hmm, I guess that’s why most women left that line of work. Not so great.

    Truly, your writing skills and humor will hold you in good stead! I’ll say a prayer to the cosmos for a successful job search! Onward!

  17. Sister Wolf says:

    K-Line – Thank you, I know it’s becoming a common sob-story, xo

    OMGGMAB – Oh, I hate being the bride of Christ. It never works out.

  18. Danielle says:

    Wahhh!

    Welcome to the club? I hope your big black box fills up, even if my unemployment bennies won’t let me contribute. 🙁

  19. Sister Wolf says:

    Danielle – Et tu, Brute?! Horrible!

  20. Nicole says:

    Terrible news Sister Wolf. I’m thinking of you.

    I think Deni is right, you should write something for yourself!

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