I don’t think I have it in me to watch Kim Kardashian’s new ‘Reality Series’ tonight, but I looked at a clip and here’s what it’s about. Kim and her Giantess sister argue about a dress. Kim’s boobs are threatening to explode at any moment. She installs a stripper pole in the house as a present for her mom and stepdad. Her stepfather is Bruce Jenner, who used to be on Wheaties boxes back in the day. Now, he’s a botoxed old queen still trying to look like a college kid. One of Kim’s little sister’s (Kylie? Kendall?) does a sexy routine on the pole which is genuinely tragic. Bruce walks in and pretends to be angry.
It’s a show about money, fame, Eurotrash, silicone, and nose jobs. Kim’s mom Kris has hacked off her entire nose, but I guess that’s how you land Bruce Jenner, whose wife once dated Elvis, I think.
Meanwhile, I’ve discovered that Kim has another Giantess in her life, a ‘model’ named Brittny Gastineau. That’s her in the photo. I’m impressed by her name as well as her frightening height and plastic-to-human ratio.
Let me know if you watch the Kardashians, please!
Who is she? Let’s stop this celebritizing of anyone who’s rich with fake tits right now.
Bruce Jenner’s nose is approaching Michael Jackson’s. He was not a bad looking man in the ’70s. Now he’s a sad freak, a “botoxed old queen,” as you write.
I absolutely love the Kardashians! I can’t wait for all their new shenanigans! Who’s watching it with me?
MARCH 9TH
10/9c
Geezus! You put down the Rat Pack and send up the Kardashians? What a fucking waste of bandwidth you are! Instead of waiting for the end of the Rat Pack how about not waiting and packing some C4 down your ass. Yeah- that’s the ticket!