I don’t think I have it in me to watch Kim Kardashian’s new ‘Reality Series’ tonight, but I looked at a clip and here’s what it’s about. Kim and her Giantess sister argue about a dress. Kim’s boobs are threatening to explode at any moment. She installs a stripper pole in the house as a present for her mom and stepdad. Her stepfather is Bruce Jenner, who used to be on Wheaties boxes back in the day. Now, he’s a botoxed old queen still trying to look like a college kid. One of Kim’s little sister’s (Kylie? Kendall?) does a sexy routine on the pole which is genuinely tragic. Bruce walks in and pretends to be angry.
It’s a show about money, fame, Eurotrash, silicone, and nose jobs. Kim’s mom Kris has hacked off her entire nose, but I guess that’s how you land Bruce Jenner, whose wife once dated Elvis, I think.
Meanwhile, I’ve discovered that Kim has another Giantess in her life, a ‘model’ named Brittny Gastineau. That’s her in the photo. I’m impressed by her name as well as her frightening height and plastic-to-human ratio.
Let me know if you watch the Kardashians, please!