Trouble in Paradise

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39 Responses to Trouble in Paradise

  1. Desiree says:

    Waddaya expect when you dress up as a wild animal and hide in the grass.

  2. pam power says:


  3. …and then there’s the animated Baby Jane temper tantrum. That thing has given me nightmares. How did you let that one slip by?

  4. IndiaFrancis says:

    I have to ask again why does she dress up at home but never dress up when she goes to New York or Paris – embarassment perhaps ?

  5. BethUK says:

    Tee hee. That picture really is lacking a bow and arrow.

    The Baby Jane costume was pretty scary.

  6. HAHAHAHA love it. That was my first thought when I read it too.

  7. Sofia says:

    # IndiaFrancis Says:
    November 10th, 2010 at 2:08 am

    I have to ask again why does she dress up at home but never dress up when she goes to New York or Paris — embarassment perhaps ?

    Would you let that poncho on a plane? It probably needs to be quarantined.

  8. Joy D. says:

    haha yea, that is a pretty funny slip-up. Definitely for the blooper reel.

  9. the real andrea says:

    I would just like to know what you do in the suburbs all dressed up with nowhere to go? Put on your platform studded boots to take the dog out back to poop? I don’t think they realize channeling the 70s and 80s is not a good thing.

  10. Esme Green says:

    oh good lord. I’d forgotten they exist…

    hilarious x

  11. Ann says:


  12. Marky says:

    It’s been said before, but that poor girl really needs to get the hell away from her mother. Their relationship is unhealthy at best.

  13. Julia says:


  14. Tanya says:

    “Yesterday my mom and I put on some of our favorite pieces and shot each other. Life is not worth living when you are incapable of distinguishing between ‘it’s’ and ‘its.”

  15. Kelly says:


  16. HelOnWheels says:

    Buahahahahaha! If only! Was it a duel at dusk over which one of them has to give that poncho a flea dip?

  17. Lucy says:

    This made me LOL!

  18. mhdbass says:

    I now know the true meaning of ‘lol’.

  19. sam says:

    Ah we all think alike.

  20. kt says:

    So after they shot each other, she still manages to blog in the afterlife? We just can’t get away from her!!

  21. enna. says:

    Don’t make me laugh! I’m at work!

  22. Amy says:

    LOLZ. Whoops.

  23. annemarie says:

    urgh! that fucking girl is such a poser is makes me vomit. i wonder what she is pondering in that meadow? must be some real deep shit. maybe belonging to a deer or a squirrel.

  24. Christine says:

    Poor Mom, the last shot, in the back. Her head flung back in apparent agony. Quite unflattering, to boot. Not to mention, those boots.

  25. Andra says:

    Well, that made me look at their website for the first time ever.
    I am stunned and amazed.
    What the fuck …. who are these aliens and how do we get them back to their planet?
    Anybody, Beulah…???

  26. Cricket9 says:

    I’m guessing they just slightly wounded each other, nothing that a band-aid wouldn’t fix?

  27. Aja says:

    I really liked the Baby Jane costume. I thought it was brilliant!

  28. Elizette says:

    There goes Jane… trying to be provocative again. Tsk tsk.

  29. Lois-Elizabeth says:

    So funny, I.Cant.

  30. I laughed for a full 10 seconds.

  31. Janey says:

    Hilarious! Now I’m not going to able to look at pictures of them without imagining them stalking each other through their vile house with shotguns while wearing transparent Chanel shoes and mangy fur coats.

  32. Hortense says:

    Damn, and I used to like Jane and Mom. Don’t shoot me! But lately it’s like Mommy’s in Julia Child w/ no sense of humor or awareness of dykery land & Jane is Ms. No Funtimes Third Rate Megalomaniac. Gah Bless Amurrica.

  33. Sonia Luna says:

    Did anybody get hurt? Please forward any news, I’m getting worried!
    I’m also worried about the amount of pouting going on at sea of shoes, the wind will change and your face will stay like that , it happened to a boy in England.

  34. gretchen says:

    oh, good one
    ….and do they bleed actual blood or is it faux as their pretend lives?

  35. mimi says:

    what the f*ck does jane do all day? as far as i can tell – she doesnt work. she doesnt study or go to college. she hits at home and comes up with strange outfits but has nowhere to go. isnt she doing anything with her life?

    i find it so strange. its like her life’s ambition is to find as many weird clothes as possible and prance around at home getting her mother’s adoration.

    i used to like jane, i really did think she seemed like a fun girl who dressed quite beautifully. now, not so much. i find her so boring.

  36. votum says:

    Argggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Loved it.

  37. M says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA who wouldn’t shoot her?

  38. kate says:

    i totally get why you dislike sea. who wouldn’t? i get that. what i don’t get is – i haven’t found the post where you explain why – you don’t like tavi. because the thing is i really like her. i find her endearing, witty and precocious. but you pick up on things i miss and call people out and then i’m like, yeah! they ARE lame/self-important/stupid/selfish/etc. what’d i miss?

  39. congrats on having a successfull amazing lookin blog.. I wish I could write like you man.. seriously

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