My ingenious method of self-intervention worked so well last time!
But shit, this blue fur pea-coat is perfect for me! I am rocking the shit out of it, right?!?
Since it’s $3,105 at Opening Ceremony, it’s not gonna happen. Waaaaah!
Maybe the New Shopping will be Virtual Shopping, for most of us, anyway. You can feel the thrill without the remorse. All you need is a kid with mad photoshop skills.