Understanding Tom Cruise

Have you watched the Tom Cruise recruiting video and wondered what the hell he’s talking about? Here is a glossary of Scientology terms to help decipher Tom’s important message.

I plan to incorporate some of these terms into my everyday conversations. Check out the following definition. I’ll bet you didn’t know that mental images have actual mass and exist in space! Uh-oh!

mental image pictures: three-dimensional pictures which are continuously made by the mind, moment by moment, containing color, sound and smell, as well as other perceptions. They also include the conclusions or speculations of the individual. Mental image pictures are composed of energy, have mass, exist in space and follow definite routines of behavior, the most interesting of which is the fact that they appear when somebody thinks of something.

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3 Responses to Understanding Tom Cruise

  1. Mark says:

    Oh, I get it. So, right now I’m imagining that Tom Cruise has just picked up a young hustler, just off the bus from Kentucky…

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    Hey, take that away!!

  3. angel says:

    Isn’t that psychosis? Of course, Tom Stupid wouldn’t acknowledge the science of medicine. He IS the Expert. I guess he had time to get a PhD whilst acting.

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