Douche Bag?? Someone has some explaining to do.
Priceless. Did you click through to the jeans also by Blank in “wet dream”?
Can we comment on how freakishly tight these are on this model? I feel pain just looking at the picture. Are we all supposed to be wearing our clothes 2 sizes too small? Sure — I can wear a 6. I just can’t breathe while doing so.
Those jeans look like a yeast infection waiting to happen…..
There’s obviously a market out there for stupid jeans with insulting names.
I suggest the ‘Skanky Slapper’ and perhaps the ‘Lardy Trollop’.Perhaps we could even market the ‘Crack Whore’?
Can I say how much I enjoy your blog?
Ooh, they also have “So Horny” and “Beef Jerkey (sic)”
Wow, I think I’ve got to check this site out further… 🙂
Yeast infection is right. Maybe they’re called douche bag because you’ll need to run out and get one, unless it comes with…
Hard to see how you could fit a tube of Canesten in the pocket of those. Maybe that is what the Douche Bag is for. xx
(when we are testing a website page we stick to blah blah blah, But this is WAYYY better)
Ok, I’ve just had a look at their other styles:
“Fanny Pack” *snort* – for those of us who are not from N America this is very amusing
“Me so horny” Oh dear.
Oh wow. Thanks for sharing. This is amazing.
I am weeping for the Future.
I’m think the term dark denim needs to stage a comeback. Did they think they were using the word in a pejorative term i.e. the slang use of douche bag meaning arrogance. Are these arrogant jeans?
…..douche bag is a color?
*looks thru giant crayola box*
I don’t see it
I’m sick of this not hilarious, hipster crap. You can’t go around making up your own color names. Do you hear me, Bleach Black? “Dickweed” is NOT a color!
obviously i am marketing my product all wrong!
here’s the weirdest thing i found in my google alerts from one of my products which i won’t name here since i can only pimp myself out so much, and i’m reaching my limit. check this madness…
like really check it. check the whole site.
swandiamondrose – That is totally crazy! Hahahaha! What the fuck?!
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