What Is The Word For Donald Trump?


The schlonging finally got me.

It’s just too much. The schlonging and the taunt about Hillary Clinton going to the bathroom. The Wall Street Journal calls it ‘potty talk.’

Potty Talk, from a Presidential candidate???

How can we take this, every day, more and more, and still feel like decent human beings? Or even semi-decent?

Every politician and news person who doesn’t object to this shit is complicit somehow.

They need to stand up as one and say, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MORON!”

The immigrant hating, woman fearing, lying, egotistical stupidity is part of it but not all.

It’s like there’s a hidden factor that elevates Donald Trump from a standard cunt to an actual monster.

What is it, and is it the ‘secret’ to his appeal?

I don’t think his appeal is a mystery actually, it’s just the number of Americans who respond to infantile stupidity that comes as a surprise to the rest of us. We’d like to think that racist, hate-filled, drooling cretins are a small minority, but no. Trump is like a mirror of their own ignorance and repulsiveness, and they are mesmerized by the reflection.

The schlonging sent me looking for Yiddish words to throw back at him but nothing seems adequate to describe how deeply objectionable this cunt is.

‘Traif’ is the best I could come up with, but now I’ve discovered ‘vyzoso,’ a Yiddish word that means both idiot and penis!

If you know a better word, in any language, please, let’s hear it.

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15 Responses to What Is The Word For Donald Trump?

  1. Sam says:


    I know that’s more than one word bu once I started I couldn’t stop.

  2. Muscato says:

    “Homar.” Arabic for jackass, although “Khanzeer” (pig) works well.

    There’s a part of me, though, that worries that one way or another, he (or his ilk) are our future. This Christmas, it’s beginning to look a lot like 1933…

  3. Suzanne says:

    Don’t want to stoop to his level, but I’m pretty sure “pendejo” means ” ‘pubic hair” in Spanish. No way will this guy get the nomination. But I’m an optimist around the holidays;)

  4. Andra says:

    One should never be surprised by the stupidity of the electorate.

  5. Bessie the Cow says:


    Malakia, literally meaning both masturbation and semen, is often also used in a similar sense as malakas to describe nonsense, an item considered worthless, or a mistake.

    Let’s hope the peeps don’t vote a malakia into office.

  6. Debbie says:

    Pinche bavoso! Fucking idiot in Spanglish.

  7. Bevitron says:

    A fecalith. Topped by a trichobezoar.

  8. Kellie says:

    I have an honest question. Of which there is possibly no answer.
    Is Trump better than, or worse than Jeb Bush?
    I dont even know anymore.

  9. ali says:

    infected dick cheese is a phrase that comes to mind. I can’t think of one word.

  10. Dj says:

    Actually, the word hasn’t been invented…

  11. Dj says:

    Pendejo means asshole..pinche pendejo means fucking asshole…south Texans know these things…Donald can easily fall under the pinche pendejo title….right along with the pinche cabron pendejo Ted Cruz..un pendejo tan grande y mal

  12. Srenna says:

    I am so tired of this dipshit.

  13. Joy says:

    How ’bout we at least stop calling him “cunt”. I feel it’s adding insult to injury to women to degrade him with an ugly name for a feminine body part. ‘Have to say, “infected dick cheese” sounds awfully appropriate.

  14. AK says:

    As awful as he is, Cruz would be worse.

  15. Madam Restora says:

    Do you remember the line in that song ‘Flagpole Sitta’? It goes ‘Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding’…..well those people’s kids have grown up and now they’re voting.

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