Who’s a Bigger Cunt?

As you know, Mrs. Palin has reared up her head into our airspace again this week. If that wasn’t enough, Ann Coulter and her Adam’s apple also made their re-entry into the media spotlight.

This got me to wondering, on the long drive back from the mall, which of them is the bigger cunt. It’s not an easy question, obviously. You could just go eeny meeny miney mo, but I think a more scientific method is needed to quantify the cuntishness of these two awful women.   How about rating them in all the germane categories? Using a scale of one to ten, here are my calculations.

  • Malevolence: Coulter 10, Palin 8
  • Deceitfulness: Palin 10, Coulter 7
  • Shamelessness: Coulter 10, Palin 10
  • Grandiosity: Coulter 10, Palin 7
  • Overweening Ambition: Palin 10, Coulter 8
  • Ignorance: Palin 10, Coulter 4
  • Hypocrisy: Palin 10, Coulter 6

There!   It’s close, but I think it’s safe to say that Mrs. Palin is a bigger cunt, at 65 points to Ann Coulter’s 55 points.

Isn’t it good to have statistics to figure out the tough questions? Now, if someone asks you, you’ll know for certain, by a margin of ten points, Sarah Palin is a bigger cunt than Ann Coulter!

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22 Responses to Who’s a Bigger Cunt?

  1. Skye says:

    I have chosen to remain ignorant of Ann Coulter (we have enough horrible people of our own over here without needing to hear about more of them) so cannot truly comment on the accuracy of your stats – but it is no surprise that SP came out on top. She is abhorrent.

  2. I’m with Skye as she is soley yours in the US but I love your scientific evaluation – spot on and you found the biggest cunt, result!

  3. ash says:

    I am so glad you sorted this out for us! I had my suspicions that it was Palin, but now we have the real evidence!

  4. jools says:

    This is the first time I have ever had to disagree with you, Esteemed Sister. Since Coulter’s MALEVOLENCE is off the charts, I think she takes the prize.

  5. I quick look away whenever I see Ann Coulter, so I’m largely ignorant of her antics, but I’ll take your word for it. Sarah Palin is obviously a total twat.

  6. Yes but. Coulter doesn’t need any Palin to get her over the line. In three years’ time, you just might think that the C word is the bigger threat. That has to narrow the gap – and then there’s what Jools says, so I demand a recount.

  7. Den Den says:

    I do the same as Iheartfashion when it comes to Ann Coulter: turn away. One look at her or one word out of her mouth, and Coulter has the same effect as the Medusa; she turns you into stone. Palin may be the biggest cunt but I wonder who is more dangerous? And if they joined forces would they be the equivalent of the Joker and Two-Face running amok in Gotham City?
    Interesting you have this article under “Am I a Prostitute II.”

  8. Imelda Matt says:

    I think Karl Rove ‘just came a little’!

  9. annemarie says:

    Ann Coulter is a witch. Looking at her makes me seriously reconsider the idea of the devil and hell– surely all that malevolence and evil that issues from her frail little body must come from somewhere Beyond?

  10. David Duff says:

    I’m sorry, ‘Sister Wolf’, but you push me to extremes in insulting the two women in the world I love deeply (Oh Christ, I just remembered, the little ‘Memsahib’ reads this now – wish I’d never got her that stupid laptop!), er, I mean two of the three women I deeply respect. You leave me only one choice – and it’s a nuclear option – herewith The Blonde Bombshell with brains, herself, in her own words:

    “When the Obama family materialized, the media was seized by a mass psychosis that hadn’t been witnessed since Beatlemania. OK! magazine raved that the Obamas “are such an all-American family that they almost make the Brady Bunch look dysfunctional.” Yes, who can forget the madcap episode when the Bradys’ wacky preacher tells them the government created AIDS to kill blacks!

    Still gushing, OK! magazine’s crack journalists reported: “Mom goes to bake sales, dad balances the checkbook, and the girls love Harry Potter” — and then the whole family goes to a racist huckster who shouts, “God damn America!” ”

    Sorry and all that but I have to be cruel to be kind!

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    Skye – Very prudent of you.

    Make Do – Yes, you can’t argue with science.

    ash – I thought it would be Ann, too.

    Jools – Yes, she’s a malevolent cunt, but I’ve done the math!

    Nick – I have done the math twice. Ann Coulter doesn’t seem to feel she’s qualified to be President, while Mrs. P does, so the danger quotient goes to Mrs. P.

    Deni -What is your point about the Prostitute post??

    Imelda Matt – As if he’s got enough Viagra!

    annemarie – She is an alien creature of some kind, yes.

    David – You know in your heart she’s a cunt. Try to move on.

  12. Mike says:

    Thank you for sorting that out for me. People are constantly asking me, “Mike, who’s a bigger cunt?” and I’m like “I don’t know” “I wish I had the time to figure this out”
    You’ve provided a valuable service.

  13. Walter Wood says:

    Why do so many people even care what these two CUNTS think. They are not patriots, they are opportunist.

  14. Sister Wolf says:

    Walter – Exactly right. I couldn’t agree more.

  15. Blade says:

    Arguing over what names to call two women? Juvenile. Pathetic.

    Liberalism is a mental disorder; This blog and all it’s comments are excellent proof – Such hate and disdain from Liberals here among this web site. I thought Liberals claimed to be the “tolerant” ones? Liberals are sick minded and ill manured Juveniles. Exposed Liberal hypocrisy is thick – as always. A liberal can not disagree with a differing opinion without resorting to baseless (and juvenile) accusation, name calling and personal attacks …ad homenim, especially when the opposing opinions are grounded in common sense, basic human morality and on the U.S. Constitution – to which the Liberal can not intellectually defend. Sara Palin and Ann Coulter can whoop any Liberal chick’s ass, and many Liberal boy’s as well, on the issues any time. You mental Liberal morons can’t handle it so you resort to childish and juvenile antics – just “the tip of the iceberg” of symptoms reveling the mental disorder – Liberalism.

  16. Sister Wolf says:

    Blade – “Sarah Palin can whoop any liberal chick’s ass…on the issues” Hahaha, you’re cute when you’re mad!

  17. Chuck says:

    Hey Blade:

    Years ago studies at Berkley and came to the conclusion that hard right Cons are mentally ill. How original of Cons to use the same material now.

    No tolerance for sociopath comments which are typical for an attention freak like Coulter. Palin can see Russia from Alaska and has good relations because of it. C’mon, you can’t take these people seriously? Sick!

  18. Anton says:

    Hey, Blade, guess what? You’re a cunt, too.

  19. Brian says:

    I cannot agree with you in calling either one a ‘cunt’. I happen to like cunt a lot and I don’t like either Palin or Coulter.

  20. J says:

    Love this page! I hate them both, but I think that the cunt from Alaska might be slightly less harmless than Satan’s cunt…

  21. J says:

    …but I must also say that I agree with Brian’s comment above

  22. Renfrew says:

    Two women who stand on their own feet and say what they think. And these imbecile liberals foam at the mouth and spit obscene emotional vitriol. What about TOLERANCE, DIVERSITY and CIVILITY? The things libs preach the loudest (after hatred and intolerance)…

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