As you know, Mrs. Palin has reared up her head into our airspace again this week. If that wasn’t enough, Ann Coulter and her Adam’s apple also made their re-entry into the media spotlight.
This got me to wondering, on the long drive back from the mall, which of them is the bigger cunt. It’s not an easy question, obviously. You could just go eeny meeny miney mo, but I think a more scientific method is needed to quantify the cuntishness of these two awful women. How about rating them in all the germane categories? Using a scale of one to ten, here are my calculations.
- Malevolence: Coulter 10, Palin 8
- Deceitfulness: Palin 10, Coulter 7
- Shamelessness: Coulter 10, Palin 10
- Grandiosity: Coulter 10, Palin 7
- Overweening Ambition: Palin 10, Coulter 8
- Ignorance: Palin 10, Coulter 4
- Hypocrisy: Palin 10, Coulter 6
There! It’s close, but I think it’s safe to say that Mrs. Palin is a bigger cunt, at 65 points to Ann Coulter’s 55 points.
Isn’t it good to have statistics to figure out the tough questions? Now, if someone asks you, you’ll know for certain, by a margin of ten points, Sarah Palin is a bigger cunt than Ann Coulter!