Why Not Just Shoot Me In The Head?

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Why do these shoes have to exist if I can’t have them? They were obviously designed just to torture me. Thanks, Christian Louboutin, and Browns.

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4 Responses to Why Not Just Shoot Me In The Head?

  1. honeypants says:

    Holy shit! Splurge on them! Seriously! You NEED them, don’t you?

  2. hoochiegucci says:

    you wouldn’t be able to walk in them anyway…..

  3. Sister Wolf says:

    I know, that’s why I can’t have ’em. Maybe walking is overrated?

  4. Mark Poirier says:

    You could wear them and just sit on your sofa, ostentatiously crossing and uncrossing your legs.

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