Why do these shoes have to exist if I can’t have them? They were obviously designed just to torture me. Thanks, Christian Louboutin, and Browns.
Holy shit! Splurge on them! Seriously! You NEED them, don’t you?
you wouldn’t be able to walk in them anyway…..
I know, that’s why I can’t have ’em. Maybe walking is overrated?
You could wear them and just sit on your sofa, ostentatiously crossing and uncrossing your legs.
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