Monthly Archives: May 2008

Again With the Penis

Yes, more penis jewelry! This ring comes in silver or gold. Check it out here, where you can find lots of other noteworthy conceptual jewelry. Not a penis but still covetable, this bracelet by Deadly Ponies is available here. Either … Continue reading

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A Killer With Good Taste

William Earl Lynd, 53, was put to death at Jackson state prison in Georgia late on Tuesday after a final meal of two pepper jack barbecue burgers with crispy onions, baked potatoes with sour cream, bacon and cheese, and a … Continue reading

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Bondage Skirts

Time marches on but some things never change. Bondage skirts are always cool, and here are two that I really want and would never wear. But let me emphasize, I really want them. On the left, Warhol for Levis, at … Continue reading

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Being Alive

I came upon this essay today, and it reminded me to try to remember every so often that I am alive. It describes that shock of existential clarity when you suddenly experience your self in the moment. It’s such a … Continue reading

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Madonna Angst

I know, you all love Madonna. You love her dance hits, you admire her for ‘reinventing’ herself, maybe even for being a survivor in the fickle world of pop music. And you think she looks GREAT for 50! God, I … Continue reading

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Pirating Music is Against the Law!

But not at my house! I woke up to a wonderful gift from my Webmaster…a 2-CD recording of Prince’s performance at Coachella last week. Not only a high quality recording but a track list and everything. You know how fussy … Continue reading

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Is Cindy McCain a Cunt or Not?

Some guys on Fox radio were trying to refer to the surprise question addressed to John McCain today, but they tried hard to avoid using the term”the C word.” Instead, they called it the Deadwood word. What  the hell?!  I screeched to … Continue reading

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Some Bitch Sat On My Handbag

I went to a dinner party and someone’s sister-in-law sat on my Vivienne Westwood handbag. I believe I have post traumatic stress disorder due to this event, and I’d like to sue her fat ass to kingdom come. There’s a … Continue reading

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Tripping With & Without Albert Hofmann

Albert Hofmann, who invented LSD, died this week at age 102. I went to read about him at MAPS, where he is obviously revered. I learned that when Hofmann took his second ‘trip,’ he was only able to write 13 … Continue reading

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