Seeing this photo of Mrs. Hulk Hogan with her new companion, I remembered a conversation with my friend Andy. He’d been noticing a new trend of single older women dating men who were neither young nor successful. They were men of their own age who didn’t have jobs or careers or anything much to bring to the table.
I didn’t like the sound of this trend. But we needed a new term for this kind of man. I am suggesting “Albatross.” Does anyone like that? One would say, for example, “Kathy Griffin is involved with an Albatross, now that she split up with Steve Wozniak.”