A New Class of Boy Toy

Seeing this photo of Mrs. Hulk Hogan with her new companion, I remembered a conversation with my friend Andy.   He’d been noticing a new trend of single older women dating men who were neither young   nor successful. They were men of their own age who didn’t have jobs or careers or anything much to bring to the table.

I didn’t like the sound of this trend.   But we needed a new term for this kind of man.   I am suggesting “Albatross.”   Does anyone like that?   One would say, for example, “Kathy Griffin is involved with an Albatross, now that she split up with Steve Wozniak.”

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7 Responses to A New Class of Boy Toy

  1. enc says:

    I like it. It goes with “Cougar,” the implied name/status of Mrs. Hulk Hogan.

    Even more interesting is that Cougars eat Albatross, don’t they?

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    I was thinking of “Mariner” for the woman.

  3. Mark says:

    You’re brilliant.

  4. hahahaha excellent. also apt because his rotting carcass hangs around your neck. what a burden.

  5. Lindsey says:

    ewww… that’s a mother I’d rather not fuck. Or a MIRNF – if you will.

  6. Sister Wolf says:

    Hahaha! I definitely will. I personally am a Mother You Don’t Get To Fuck, or MYDGTF.

  7. julie says:

    Love it. When I looked at the pic I totally thought that was Donatella Versace at first. Maybe that’s who Linda Hogan was attempting to pattern her style after. That’s my only explanation for this.


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