I know, you thought it was two shoes but it isn’t. Here is the explanation at Solestruck:
“Can you handle the insane amount of ferocity in this Jeffrey Campbell XXL?? There is so much going on, it’s hard to focus on anything except how KILLER this shoe is! Futuristic, animalistic, and over-the-top hot, this one is for all the wild cards out there! Featuring leather upper, suede cutouts, cheetah print, and a mirrored architectural mirrored wedge heel. Pick yourself off the floor and get this shoe before it’s gone for good! 4 3/4″ heel, 1 1/2″ platform. Leather upper and man made sole.”
God. Now what??
it’s like the inbred basement baby of every “trendy” JC shoe ever. yuck….
Looks kind of like a ski boot, with that forward-tilting angle.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
I’ll tell you.
That is Jeffrey Campbell’s version of turduckin. And it’s horrible. It is just horrible.
Well, there go Jeffrey Campbell’s design ideas for the next three years. Overdesigned much?
Alicia– LOL! Although I’d like to think a turducken has a small semblence of redeeming value… it’ll go away if/when you eat it.
PS: What about THESE? http://www.solestruck.com/su-yoon-jackson-wedge-black-black-pink/index.html
Dear god…
…. passes matches and wheels in the industrial strength shredder ….
How to look like a fuckwit in one easy step.
Fucking yuck! Who ‘designs’ this shit for Jeff? They must be taking the piss for real.
alittlelux- Hahahahahaha!
Alicia – HAHAHA, turduckin, they should have named it that!!!
enna – That one is trying hard, but it’s no turduckin.
http://www.solestruck.com/jeffrey-campbell-obscene-black/index.html
These are no turduckin either but apparently you can stuff them full of sweets and popcorn if you’re going to the pictures. Yum.
what is turduckin? that sounds terrifying.
*appropriates the voice of Butters from South Park* Ohhhhhh Jeez!
I didn’t think Jeffrey Campell could sink lower than the ‘many many many tack wedges’. Oh dear.
Not what what I wanted to see at 5 am.
Way too early in the morning for these.
Just love the attention to detail. especially the zig zag stitch at the top.
Wow. The mirrored heel is mirrored! Can come handy to apply lipstick, if you are a contortionist.
Pick your self up from the floor after a) you’ve gotten over the shock or b) tried to wear them and fell over they are so stupid.
I’m surprised they haven’t got a crucifix on there to really ‘nail’ it.
heinous!!! as Nina Garcia would say, they are “angry shoes” and are trying way too hard
i love the opening line, ‘Are you having a SHOEGASM!?’ this is more like a shoecussion -like being beaten over the head with the idea of a fierce shoe.
I fell for the first pair he came out with that had the mirrored wedge heel. As soon as they came in the mail, I promptly sold them on eBay and made an extra $100! I love a crazy wedge but just couldn’t do it.
This is a monstrosity. Turduckin! hahahahaha!
People need to lay off shoes this season. Just leave them alone. Because the stuff you’re putting up here is horrifying. My eyes are offended every time.
this shoe looks like a foot emerging from a rear-entry ski boot.
Only thing worse than those shoes is the copy for it. Holy shit!
@Stelly – it’s a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. By far the most disgusting looking food I’ve ever seen.
http://www.google.com/images?q=turduckin&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1222&bih=782
And I meant Stella, not Stelly.
Alicia’s right — I just looked. Check out the one on the right. Definitely not something that should ever be eaten, much less seen.
And I kind of like “Stelly.” Wonder how tough Marlon Brando would have sounded bellowing that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1A0p0F_iH8
fucking ugly to me, but Michele from kingdom of style is probably loving these
haha shoegasm
I’m on board with this thing as far as the mirrored platform then I become lost. I can no longer focus the animalism and the future ferocity deconstruct me the suede cuts me down the neo-archaic upper architecture builds into insanity. I can’t handle it.
much like an orgasm.
it kills me.
@ alicia and sheri: thanks for the explanation. i’m officially grossed out now, hahahaaaa!
and you can call me stelly anytime 🙂
DAMMIT. i have tried to leave a comment here 3 times. argh!
needless to say, the shoes are stupid.
It’s actually nice to know that the good people at JC are giving the blind an equal opportunity to design for them. That is the case, right…?
BethUK – “Not only will you roll sexy bada$$ rockstar in these,” is one of the best descriptive phrases in the history of the world. Too bad they didn’t get a copyright. I’m stealing it.
They said all that needs to be said here: “There is so much going on, it’s hard to focus on anything…”
It seems like the season of to hell with everything. I wish I left the house more so I’d have a chance to see these babies in action.
Hahaha I thought you had written that blurb for a joke and then I realised it was the real thing. Oh fashion industry, you know you’re in trouble when you start sounding like a parody of yourself.
Make Do Style- will you please stop with the quiz comments a)they’re annoying b)they’re boring c)they lack wit d)all of the above
Ben – How rude! Listen, the trolls her are supposed to complain about what a loser/old hag I am. Try to get back on track!
Ha, but you’re not, Sister Wolf.
I think I may rename my blog Roll Sexy Bada$$ Rockstar, but I imagine Knarlitude has beaten me there.
And I think the shoes neatly follow the line ‘are you having a Shoegasm’ with ‘then have a look at these to calm yourself the f*ck down’. Yes, I’m in a pointless swearing mood.
Kt- LOL!!
“Architectural mirrored wedge” – I think Doctor Venture put it best: “Who designed this? Frank Lloyd Wrong?”
oh god, this just gave me a hangover
I liked those…
Totally off topic but: http://blog.zivity.com/radical-self-love-by-guest-blogger-gala-darli
Check the first comment!! I am cracking up!
Mary Angela – funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!
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These are not ugly shoes, you guys. Get your own opinions! I love them. Sexy.