If it weren’t for Tina Fey, how many of us would have killed ourselves by now? Tina Fey is all that stands between nervousness and mass hysteria. When you laugh at Tina’s Sarah Palin, the laughter is coming from a very dark place, a place where you want to see an ambition-crazed Bible thumper torn to pieces by starving polar bears.
Tina, please accept an honorary membership in PAP Smear, and the title of Blessed Catharsis!
Since things aren’t looking too good for Grandpa, Mrs. P says that “..now the heels are on, the gloves come off!” What the heck is she sayin’???? Is this a dominatrix reference, to excite the Republican base? Or is it just stripper talk? PAP Smear decoders, get to work!
So now that the gloves are off, Mrs. P is accusing Obama of “palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.” Oh, please. GONG! Get her off the stage already.
If you want to really get scared, read this op ed piece in The New York Times about Palin’s ominous desire to be President. Make sure you’ve got a handful of Xanax or a YouTube video of Tina Fey qued up.
So, looking ahead, what magic word will you be looking for in the Tuesday debate between Grandpa and Obama? I’m guessing Grandpa will finally yell ‘Horseshit!’ Wouldn’t that be mavericky?!
*Update: Thanks to the diligence of our own OMGGMAB, we have this exciting clip of the Castro Brothers.
Even here in the great southern land we tuned into our computers to see the SNL “debate” today. As my husband said, when we see Tina Fey it’s like the true version – I’ve never actually seen satire take such a central position ever.
Say it ain’t so, Sarah, there you go again pointing backwards again.
Is that why you took your stripper gloves off? To be better able to constantly look backwards, and point fingers, and do the blame game. Or was it just so you can better lick your own fingers before you point them at Granpa and send him suggestive winks, making sure he stays in his uhhuhehheehuhhhh frenzy until his heart stops?
Now that the gloves are off, what will go next? Will she show us the old pic of young Obama in his African costume without a flagpin, as we watch her skirt fall off with the Castro Brothers’ #1 hit: “they hate America” playing in the backround?
The NYT piece was scary indeed. I betcha the First Dude already calls Mrs. P “Mrs. President”. The way Grandpa has been behaving lately it’ll be a miracle if he stays alive and remains sane until Christmas. It’ll be a miracle if I remain sain until November. I’m not big on Xanax but I could use me some Tina Frey right now. Anything to flush that idiot off my mind.
When I awoke this morning, a household member was replaying last night’s SNL. And I was thinking, I’m going to ask Sister Wolf to extend a shout out invite to Tina to be an honorary PAP Smear member. And wadda ya know when I get to the site today? DONE! Doggone it I’m on some kinda right wavelength!
Tina Fey’s impression would be funnier if it weren’t so true! Wink, wink, lip your chops! I’m off to dance with Lucy.
Nothing to do with anything: Mr.OM’s daughter was watching TeenNick just now, and a commercial came on encouraging kids to vote for President. (? They’re not old enough!)
But that’s not what was weird. What was WEIRD is that the commercial showed only the Republican imagery (the elephant) and candidate (Grandpa).
No Democratic anything.
My understanding is that MTV owns Nickelodeon, and that MTV is owned by Viacom. Viacom is a huge communications conglomerate. Look at the kind of power they wield.
YECH.
Oh enc say it ani’t so! That sort of subersive shit is scary!
Love the Castro bros. Someone needs to play it to Palin and ask would she strip -a-long.
honeypants, your poems and haikus were wonderful!
That NYT piece made me feel really happy. Come on now! A national newspaper is saying that she’s even eviler than we thought! Of course the NYT is just a liberal media rag gotcha stump thing for people who read, but that doesn’t matter. This article didn’t question her lack of knowledge/skills/experience or any of that elitist crap, it questioned her MORALS. This is the language of Joe Six-packs and Hockey Moms. This is good!
In honor of this great country, here is a video of Hugh Laurie in his pre-House days singing “America.” It’s a beautiful song for a beautiful cuntry.
Oh no annemarie, I only wish I could take credit for those poems. I found them on myspace… And yeah, I was really glad to read that NYT article as well. Still, I don’t know how many minds it’s really going to change. I know how firm I am in my political opinions, and no amount of slanderous trash my dad sends me about Obama, it’s not going to effect me one bit. And I know he feels the same way about his opinion. I wonder how many people there really are in the middle that just don’t know, and the right amount of persuasion/information might really get them to go to the other side. I dunno, maybe I’m just a stubborn old mule.
This morning, I watched last night’s Tina Fey and was thrilled. She’s so great, and she totally needs to be a member of PAP!
And thanks for the Hugh Laurie. I <3 him!
Well, hope springs eternal! Now the dumbass has pissed off a foreign dignitary by WHAT? MISQUOTING HER??!!! Oh the shock, oh the awe! Read it and laugh your asses off. Madeleine Albright, please help us take her down!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/05/palin-misquotes-albright_n_131967.html
Honeypants: I understand what you are saying about not changing someone’s mind. The worst thing for me is that for the first time in my life, I realize that many people are looking at the cover and not bothering to read the book. That’s what happens when you don’t question religion, superiors, government, or any other entity that calls itself superior to you. The automatons will follow whatever their preacher says they should do. If Sarah is pro-life (except for those poor slobs in the electric chairs) (she couldn’t even give a straight answer to whether she supports use of the morning after pill. My guess, she doesn’t know what the fuck it is!) then the automatons will follow her to the gates of hell. Can’t change that.
As for me, today I learned a friend has cancer. Sort of changes my focus, but in a weird way makes me hate those who don’t know reality even more. Sarah Palin is not reality – she’s a cartoon written by some hitleresque author. Please go back to Alaska and take your assinine ideas with you so I can concentrate on REAL LIFE!
OMGGMAB – I’m so sorry to hear about your friend. I know how a shock like this reorganizes all your priorities. Stay strong. Love and Blessings, xo
I love Frank Rich.
It’s just getting worse and more diabolical!