What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?!
How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch of tight black skirts, fitted jackets and cheap looking boots. She definitely has her own style, which might be described as Small Town PTA Lady, or Middle Aged Beauty Queen. Why can’t she look at some photos of Jackie Kennedy? Her awful fashion sense makes you forgive Hillary Clinton for her pantsuits. At least she didn’t rely on her sluttiness to distract people from what came out of her mouth.
Today, Mrs. P insisted for at least the forth time that the Vice President “is in charge of the United States Senate Senate.” Also too, if I am so privileged to keep typing, she swindled Alaska by spending $21,000 to fly her daughters around on government business, taking them to events where they weren’t invited and clearly had no function to perform.
Mrs. Palin, no no no no no! We don’t want any more of you!
No top lip, no fashion sense, no brains, no ethics, no shame, no nothing. Give Trig to Jan, let Bristol finish high school, get Track in rehab, send Willow to a family in Nigeria where she can experience maternal love, and sell Piper to the Gypsies while she’s still cute.
Ma haine dure.
*UPDATE: Watch Palin in the new extended Swimsuit Competition video! UGH!
The stores aren’t stupid they’ll take her money but they don’t want it to look like she shopped there! I bet half or even more of the designers issued a fatwa to SAKS and Neiman on Church Lady being able to buy their clothes – give her your own crap line crap she’s not wearing ours!
That swimsuit video was horrible. I hope my breakfast doesn’t come back up now.
Thank God, there’s no swimsuit video of Grandpa available yet. Then again, there are still 13 days to go and the desperately mudslinging Grandpa has nothing to loose. I wouldn’t be too surprised if we will, after the “off-limits” Rev Wright has been given another whipping, see McCain put on his best thong and make a little Grandpa goes Chippendales video. Or a mudwrestling video with Palin.
THANK YOU!!!! At least when I wake up every morning and realize this is not just a nightmare. We are living this. I can come on here and know that I am not alone. First, not to nitpick but I just want to point out it was over $21000 on her dream vacations. I know were supposed to round to the nearest. I just dont feel comfortable rounding down for her.
Also I think we might be succeeding in our coalition. I mean even the elite liberal media is announcing her atrocious behavior. I accidentally caught some broadcast news and they were going on and on about what she thinks the VP does and how they aren’t sure if she believes that is actually what the VP does or if she is simply showing how much power she plans on demanding.
On pretty much the same note, I keep hearing violence is not the answer. However, in my 30 years I cannot think of a single person who has forced me into such a rage that everytime I hear something she has said or even see her face I feel the only thing I can do is find new ways to harm her.
After the VP debate, Phillis, the attendant at the Gas station on my block shouted to me that we need to take her out to the woods and give her a beat down. Phillis is now my hero!
I am totally with Phyllis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqcfqiXCX0
They’re everywhere. Vote, you who can, and get any undecideds you know to vote too. Complacency is the big enemy for you now – and for us poor saps in the rest of the world.
Apologies if this post lacks any sartorial crossover. Like old Benny Brady used to say, you can put a dress on a goat, but it’s still a goat. That’s all I got.
Oh no, I don’t want to lose my breakfast. I won’t watch that video, no no no!
I’d take Carla Bruni-Sarkozy over her any day.
Ha Ha, Sister Wolf! I just finished ranting about the very same thing! It’s truly an art to spend $150k and still manage to look so cheap. I knew Valentino was cringing when she wore his jacket to the convention. Giancarlo and his 6 pugs have hardly been able to console him since he witnessed that horror.
I love Phillis the Gas Station Attendant. She should be the new face of this election, replacing Joe the Lying Plumber.
Have you seen this McCain video, where he utters his (and your) favorite word?
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One more time…
Rates *were* cunt in the Bush years.
Maybe she shoplifts? Can be hard to see what goes with what when you have it stuffed down your knickers. Ever see her out with Winona?
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I too love Phillis! Mark, I think it is absolutely brilliant to replace Joe, the fake plumber with Phillis, the real gas station attendant. She is in her 60’s, smart, black, hilarious and many other great things this campaign needs. Most importantly she is the opposite of Joe the plumber.
Annemarie-Phillis needs a position! She is obviously great at community organizing and grass roots shit! Lets give Phillis a real shot at bringing down the world’s most hideous CUNT Palin!
She looks shiteous, Sister Wolf. I spend less than a quarter of that amount each year and am relatively sure I don’t look that cheap.
Your suggestions for what should happen to the Palin children were brilliant, as per! But what do we do with First Dude?
Semi-unrelated, my new favorite line from Tina Fey’s most recent Mrs P spot was, “And now I’d like to entertain everybody with some fancy pageant walkin’!” I use it frequently and at inappropriate times and it brings me great joy.
Phillis is my new hero as well.
Hahahahahaha! You are all making me laugh my ass off! xoxoxo
Make do – YES, I like the fatwa!
Juri – Oh jesus, don’t put that image in my poor head!!!!
Sarah P -CAN YOU GET A PIC OF PHYLLIS???
ash – GO, Phyllis!
Nick – and that’s plenty, we need you here.
enc- please watch it, it is unforgettable.
Bex – who wouldn’t?!?!?!?
Iheartfashion – I LOVE the cunt video, thanks xoxoxo
Mark – Bush cunts everything, doesnt he?
Hammie – Winona is Mother Theresa compared to Mrs. P!
Ann- hahahahha! I feel the joy!! I will try this myself.
What do you think of Michelle Obama’s fashion? I like it for the most part, but you know how I am – hopeless.
Palin’s looks like something Nurse Ratched would wear on her day off, especially that putty-colored tunic thingy.
SW: Off the topic of the rancid whore for a second.
Did you know that Comme des Garcons did a collection this fall for H and M? The women’s stuff is sooooooooo much better than the men’s. There are three items in the women’s collection that I know you’d love. 8580 Sunset Blvd.
Suebob, I like Michelle’s fashion too. I think she dresses to please herself and isn’t afraid to show her arms. It’s refreshing to see bare arms for a change. I like that her stuff isn’t too high end. I want to her and her wardrobe in the White House, asap.
Mark – DUH! The lines at H&M will be horrible, though. If you see that crazy black dress in a size 4, kindly grab it!!!
Nana always said ‘never trust a women who applies her lipstick with a ruler’!
has Phyllis joined pap smear yet? I watched the video, and was laughing so hard, and even clicked on the flute performance for the talent section – HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh, wow, this is why beauty queens should not go into politics.
that crazy CDG black dress is freaking awesome, but i know i’d look a fool in it. god my eye on one of the crazy jackets. and Mark, a few of those men’s suits are interesting, check out the big plaid with diagonal piping on the h&m site.
I made ONE comment regarding this issue and ppl have gone absolutely mental…. I’m looking to you Sister for unapologetic Palin-bashing….
Great article! How long have you been running your site?