This is the Dicklace Tee by Haute Hippie. Is it meant to be a pun, as in dickless? Or is it meant to be worn with that awful Dickweed nail polish? $350 at Shopbop.
Is it supposed to be like a dickee-slash-necklace? Either way, somebody’s gettin’ fucked. Money better spent on a gem-encrusted dildo-me ring.
I am weeping for the FUTURE Wolf Sister.
Hmm…I’d rather invest in the “sexuali-tee” shirt they’re selling at american apparel. The name is not quite so provocative, but at least theres a nice word play with my name.
I am disappointed in the dicklessness of this dicklace shirt. for 350$ I want penis.
Being a foreigner, I don’t know about her language – and that t-shirt leaves me indifferent. But I think I might be tempted to give the modelling girl a go .. even if she had a dick.
I don’t understand it! I thought the lace may have been made of a chainmail of little penises but it wasn’t. The girl looks a little bit like rihanna though.
That model has been taking posing lessons from Gooney Bird and pot-smoking lessons from me.
that shirt is priced at 350?!?!?! Can’t you get a regular hanes shirt, a cheese grater and some razor blades to make it look like that?!!?
Maybe they meant dickee…
Dicklace Tee. $350 dollars?! Wow! People sure are dumb, these days!
“HH coined the word “dicklace” to describe a gorgeous neck adornment created for our second collection, and the moniker has lovingly stuck. In addition to being a constant source of amusement in the office, the name is actually quite appropriate for the item it describes: it’s a hybrid of “dickie” and “necklace”.”
The more you know…
Is the dicklace detachable? Because sometimes I might need the t-shirt portion to dig wells in Africa in.
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