Another Rad Contest!

Refinery 29 is running ANOTHER contest, this time to win a piece of Rossmore Jewelry. You just have to write about your favorite summer accessory and the most interesting answer will win.

Imagine my horror to find that some bitch named Jinjen wrote about an alligator foot necklace that goes with all her dark and tribal blah blah blah, a full hour before I wrote my entry. Fuck! What a cheater!

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24 Responses to Another Rad Contest!

  1. queenzelda says:

    haha – “literally die”. Perfect!

  2. Ann says:

    OMG those people are awful. I know I just said this on your last post, but I weep for the future. Literally. Maybe I will feel better if I randomly place a daisy in my hair.

  3. Cricket9 says:

    I do prefer an aardvark skull necklace over an alligator foot one. Now I’m going to randomly place a daisy in my nose on my way to work – that just screams, yells and shrieks SUUUUMMMEEEER!!!
    SW, thank you for a good laugh this rather crappy, grey and not very summery Tuesday morning!

  4. SACRAMENTO says:

    Hi, a follower of mine highly recomended your blog as her favourite, so I am visiting and hope to have a super time with you.
    I live in the South of Spain Pretty hot place 40º c.
    Un abrazo

  5. Jill says:

    Literally, I burst out laughing with the aardvark skull…fuck, that was funny!

  6. Olive Samadhi says:

    This has become the only blog that I religiously read every post. Thanks, SisterWolf for this slice of genius. The world has gone mad and everyone is in some kind of dizzy twilight of accessorizing and spending their rent on hairy footwear. It’s refreshing to hear it called out.
    And your Frida is awesome…but def needs a girlstache.

  7. Mary says:

    I can’t believe you didn’t win! What more do they want?

  8. What, you literally didn’t win? I think I like this series as much as your videos.

  9. Aja says:

    That Jinjen is goooood. You’ve got to get in before her next time!

  10. Gracey says:

    All the way from South Africa, you just gave me something to laugh about during this cold bloody sordid weather & the constant complaints from the Brits over their loss to the Germans.

  11. ellio100 says:

    i heard mom of jane starts frothing everytime a new combination of animal + jewelery + skull appear in the same sentence online. it’s like a perverse spidey sense. she’s probably scouring e-bay for her latest ‘win’. I hope someone somewhere is making a fortune flogging roadkill to that silly bint… Though I feel sorry for armadillos everywhere now the idea will be in her head :/

  12. RedheadFashionista says:

    Another wonderful Sister Wolf contribution – made me chuckle. Then the person who commented above you about the ‘fresh flowers in my hair’ made me throw up a bit in my mouth. In the words of the old man, Carl, from Pixar’s ‘Up’, ‘take a bath, hippie!’
    PS You must go over to see Sea, she’s got into the habit of posting hideous art.

  13. Braindance says:

    Can I wear skulls of baby birds in my hair this summer, and the mouse heads the feral cat brings me, will I be killing it?

  14. J T Leroy used to wear something similar–does anyone remember?

  15. Alicia says:

    This is starting to become one of my favorite features on your blog. Literally.

  16. dust says:

    If this was a perfect summer and you had it all, the life, the means, the bliss, what would your real favorite summer accessory be? (just dream away for a second…)

    Maybe your own taste is so much more better and original than the others and might even get you win. You can fake nonsense and stupidity only so far.
    I can clearly imagine Frida’s unibrow winning. It sounds like classic with a twist, very gamine, you know, fresh, striped down to the point. What would a fresh, reinvented sort of a cunt say?
    I’d like you to win , that’s why…don’t mind me….

  17. jd says:

    JT Leroy – a raccoon penis bone!

    (s)he must have missed this contest

  18. patni says:

    my dream summer accessory would be Eric Northman the fuckable vampire.

  19. honestly, i kind of like that girl sam’s answer. it’s better than a voodoo claw.

  20. Nati Hell says:

    God…why would anyone want to win that jewelery? it’s a stick on a chain… The boat is cool tho… if you like toys hanging from your neck.

  21. RedHeadFashionista says:

    I agree with Patni. And I’m glad you checked Sea’s ‘art’, made my afternoon a little bit more entertaining. In the midst of horror you are still gifted with the ability to acerbically, devastingly mock, and it’s wonderful.

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  23. Mark says:

    It’s 1:53 AM and you just made laugh loud enough to wake The Good Ed. You better win one of these contests or I’ll literally die!

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