Tag Archives: bitches

Beatles Party

  My friend Jane threw a great party for her birthday, instructing her guests to dress as characters from a Beatles song. The creative challenge was enough to make me accept theĀ invitationĀ and even more noteworthy, to get up off my … Continue reading

Posted in Art, Fashion, love | Tagged , , , | 8 Comments

Rumi: Exegesis and Appreciation

Two years ago I discovered Rumi Neely‘s blog and pronounced that I hated her. Tonight, I must heed the wisdom of Rumi the sufi poet, who said: Quit acting like a wolf, and feel the shepherd’s love filling you. I … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrities, Fashion | Tagged , , , | 51 Comments

It’s War at the Make-up Counter

Today my friend X took me to the mall and we decided to visit the new Bloomingdales. We entered in the cosmetics department, unaware of the horror that awaited us. Some bitch at the Benefit counter approached me and started … Continue reading

Posted in Rants, revenge | Tagged , , | 62 Comments

Another Rad Contest!

Refinery 29 is running ANOTHER contest, this time to win a piece of Rossmore Jewelry. You just have to write about your favorite summer accessory and the most interesting answer will win. Imagine my horror to find that some bitch … Continue reading

Posted in Contest, Fashion, revenge | Tagged , , | 24 Comments