This is the Pepper Skirt by Leyendecker, $297. It managed to stump the Shopbop copywriter, who can usually rise to the occasion. She may be having some sort of mental breakdown, and who can blame her with shit like this “skirt”?
I’m going to have a go at it: Rock this tragic skirt with a Hawaiian lei and leave your skinnies at home!
Oh fuck it, I can’t do it either.