are these for the delusional women who think they need to look like they have j.lo or that kardashian girl’s rump? Nobody could pay me to wear a pair of pants that make me look bigger and lumpier than i already am!
This “the man behind the curtain” pants look like labias sorry but they look so weird. I guess they would look nice with a huge tampon…I don’t like to talk like that but this is what came to mind.
The material around the thighs looks like the scene from “The Shining” with the dead woman in the bathtub. Nightmares for the next two weeks. Thanks alot!!!
Well, I was going to say a lobotomy but Juli beat me to it.
Let’s go with the aforementioned lobotomy and poke out both eyes with a wooden stick.
That ought to do it.
Of course, you could still feel the damned pants and you would just know something wasn’t right.
Poor Goony, she would be better off serving at McDonald’s. Not so many people would laugh at her.
The inspiration for the pants was an old theatre in Warsaw – same artfully draped curtains, not skimping on the acreage, but nicer fabric – burgundy velvet. I wonder what kind of sound do they make when you walk?
A matching throw rug and some scatter cushions?
Not with but on—Victoria Beckham.
My eyes closed.
Never mind it. Still there. Crap.
A gold plated curtain rod and royal blue plush carpeting.
are these for the delusional women who think they need to look like they have j.lo or that kardashian girl’s rump? Nobody could pay me to wear a pair of pants that make me look bigger and lumpier than i already am!
a matching jacket, top hat, cane, and BoBo the clown wig.
diapers.
I like how it makes a curtain around your ass as if there’s some sort of masterpiece lurking underneath there.
Have you ever considered becoming a buyer? You could have your own website called http://www.stupidclothesandshoes.com
Those metallic pants should be worn with a rose gold tooth grill and matching rose gold medallions.
flames licking at the fabric, ready to kill them with fire (preferably when there isn’t an actual wearer inside them).
the class of nicki minaj.
This “the man behind the curtain” pants look like labias sorry but they look so weird. I guess they would look nice with a huge tampon…I don’t like to talk like that but this is what came to mind.
a lobotomy.
most of us would pay good money to lose the saddle bags and cellulite between our thighs….now you can pay to have it in any color and sheen you want!
Pasties, a veil, and a flying carpet.
…Liberace on piano while Crystal Carrington and Alexis Colby pull each others hair out in the background.
Oh, my.
I’m with Suspended – it can be the only proper setting.
HAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can’t stop laughing,
Aja – The “masterpiece” is killing me hahahahaha
a membership card to a harem.
The material around the thighs looks like the scene from “The Shining” with the dead woman in the bathtub. Nightmares for the next two weeks. Thanks alot!!!
Well, I was going to say a lobotomy but Juli beat me to it.
Let’s go with the aforementioned lobotomy and poke out both eyes with a wooden stick.
That ought to do it.
Of course, you could still feel the damned pants and you would just know something wasn’t right.
Poor Goony, she would be better off serving at McDonald’s. Not so many people would laugh at her.
The inspiration for the pants was an old theatre in Warsaw – same artfully draped curtains, not skimping on the acreage, but nicer fabric – burgundy velvet. I wonder what kind of sound do they make when you walk?
Hahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahhaha!
I just looked at these and thought “oh fuck off, this isnt fashion, they are having a laugh”
I bet Sea likes them though.
JUICY on the butt in rhinestones and glitter
WHO BUYS THIS SHIT????????????
a baby phat hoodie, strappy 2″ mule sandals with diamond straps, ed hardy bag
full bladder?
James – Hired!
Brenda Dickson in her “welcome to my home” video. And some orange contour blush.
cataracts
I only just realised that there is a concealed zip running down the butt seam. That definitely makes for a bit of theatre in the removal process.
A lot lizard…
This reasonably priced pajama shirt, duh.
http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/165098
Suspended – Hahahahahahahhahaaahaaahahahhahahahha!
Brittany – Jesus! They must be out of their minds!
This bodycon dress with Steve Buscemi’s face printed on BOTH SIDES:
http://shop.blackmilkclothing.com/product/the-steve-dress
I´ve just seen this book and I´m freaking out, I thought of you:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DqLjc_nEPYE/Tf9IibZqWgI/AAAAAAAABPY/HNu5KsqJrag/s1600/51ary6hEwRL._SS400_.jpg
Who would spend money in a book to get “fashion advices” from Sea of shoes???? This is crazy…
Yep, Steve Buscemi’s face on my boobs -that’s definitely it!
I saw this and though “gilded diaper statue,” IDK why though.
I LOVE these pants! Flesh toned yet metallic? Magical.
-_-
If I saw someone wearing these, I would think that they used to be obese and they’re now waiting for the excess skin removal operation.
Why must all of my comments await moderation?
Jaimi, that is terrifying! Seriously! Imagine if the model were the exact shade of Buscemi….it would be soooo weird.
Annemarie, you just made me feel sick. I’m now picturing a gastric band weaving in and out of the belt loops.
Pubes.
http://www.amazon.com/Saggy-Elephant-Little-Golden-Storybook/dp/0307160289#_
….with the top half of Jaime Gumm’s human skin suit from Silence of the Lambs.