Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Shout Out To Nancy Grace

I love Nancy Grace, but I see I’m in the minority. Just mention her name in any group and people will groan about how awful she is. More than one person has said to me, “I’d hate to be accused … Continue reading

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Stupid Doctor Commits Suicide

The doctor who performed surgery on a disabled child in order to stunt her growth has commited suicide. Too late, buddy, is my feeling. The family of the child, who they call their ‘Pillow Angel,’ had thanked Dr. Daniel Gunther … Continue reading

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Exotic Pets, For The Idiot In Your Life

Today I received a message from Daily Candy about a new exotic pet I could buy, called the Ashera. I clicked on the link to Lifestyle Pets, a company that may or may not be a fraud. The Ashera cat … Continue reading

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Behold Tom Ford’s Butt

Tom Ford has generously given us a look at his naked body in Out Magazine, and I just can’t get over his butt. It is simply pristine! He is 45 years old, and yet, look. How does Tom maintain his … Continue reading

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The Darjeeling Ltd. Review

I haven’t seen The Darjeeling Limited but nevertheless I am here to share my review of it. It is the whimsical and sentimental story of three guys with huge noses. Adrien Brody, Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman struggle to get … Continue reading

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Little Audrey Santo

Audrey Santo fell into a swimming pool when she was three years old and nearly died. Most of her brain died, apart from some activity in the brain stem. Later, her mother decided she was a ‘victim soul,’ someone who … Continue reading

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The Handbag Problem, Solved.

For now, at least.

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Rumor Willis: God’s Revenge?

What can be done about Rumor Willis? Is it fair to make fun of her, or is it even possible not to? I’m thinking that since she’s going out of her way to be photographed, we should be allowed to … Continue reading

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Why Women Fall For Bastards

Finally, science looks at bastards! Here is a study that demystifies attraction. Flirty facial messages override bastard qualities, at least  in women looking for a ‘fling.’ I would say “duh” but I’m trying to seem professional. There’s even a little video … Continue reading

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The Best Word To Describe Posh’s Hairdo

When the subject of Victoria Beckham’s hairdo came up during lunch, my friend Tim remarked, “I think it’s assaultive.”   Isn’t he a genius?! Now you know how to discuss this awful hairdo at dinner parties! The style has been named … Continue reading

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