Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Some Good Advice

Posted on March 18, 2006 by Sister Wolf

My Eyeball Just Fell Out of Its Socket What should I do? By Daniel Engber Villanova basketball star Allan Ray had his eyeball literally poked out of its socket by an opposing player in a recent game. Ray has been … Continue reading →

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Say Again?

Posted on March 14, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Miss Deaf Texas killed by train Witness says engineer sounded horn repeatedly before striking 18-year-old The Associated Press Updated: 10:42 a.m. ET March 14, 2006 AUSTIN – The reigning Miss Deaf Texas died Monday afternoon after being struck by a … Continue reading →

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“She Wants Revenge”

Posted on March 11, 2006 by Sister Wolf

If you’re anything like me (and I know you are) you love generators. Here’s the choices I just got from a great band-name generator: Crystal Beagle Order Of The Damned Box goatlove The Universal Pancakes The Queer Noise Fondlers The … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards Exegesis

Posted on March 6, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   First, let’s get the George Clooney is yummy thing out of the way. Yes, he is yummy, charming, masculine, a nice guy, probably gay but who cares. I want to have sex with him and I speak for all … Continue reading →

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I KNEW Bob Hope was a Reptile!

Posted on March 1, 2006 by Sister Wolf

While researching RDI chips (see A Clockword Orange 02-12-06), I came upon a longtime detractor of this technology, David Icke. He is a conspiracy theorist and author of 15 books who has tried to warn us about the New World … Continue reading →

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Shopping Review: The Address

Posted on February 25, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Few shopping experiences are more depressing than a sale at a second-hand designer clothing store. I went to the sale at The Address, in Santa Monica, in response to the tempting postcard they sent me, describing price reductions of up … Continue reading →

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Men are from Mars, and They Want you to Stop Talking

Posted on February 19, 2006 by Sister Wolf

As we all know, women like to talk and men want us to shut up. I’m sure this was an issue for Adam and Eve: She wanted to talk about her day, but he just wanted to unwind and space … Continue reading →

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ANGELINA EXEGESIS

Posted on February 17, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Whoever you are, you want Angelina Jolie. You can deny it, but you know it’s true. If you resent sharing such a popular  fantasy and wish you could resist her appeal, I’m here to let you off the hook. You … Continue reading →

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I Love Dick!

Posted on February 16, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Ultimately, I’m the guy who pulled the trigger. That fired the round that hit Harry. And you can talk about all of the other conditions that existed at the time. But that’s the bottom line. And there’s no, it’s … Continue reading →

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Head Lice : Too Icky for the Rich and Famous?

Posted on February 14, 2006 by Sister Wolf

   Hair Fairies is “the only full-service salon in Los Angeles and Manhattan dedicated to removing head lice in a kid-friendly environment” and whoever came up with the idea to offer this service is a godamm genius. Head Lice is … Continue reading →

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