Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Ventriloquist’s Dummy Phobia!

Posted on February 13, 2006 by Sister Wolf

There’s nothing better than a weird phobia, don’t you think? While Fear Of Clowns seems pretty common, it’s nice to know that Ventriloquist’s Dummies inspire enough dread to be listed in the pantheon of modern phobias. “Imagine what your life … Continue reading →

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Be More Afraid

Posted on February 12, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Two employees of a surveillance company have been implanted with microchips, using the same technology that tracks supermarket items.   VeriChips  are Radio Frequency ID tabs that track an individual item (or now, person) by transmitting information to a “reader device” that … Continue reading →

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Oh How We Laughed!

Posted on February 11, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Sophisticates that we are, my best friend and I nearly killed ourselves laughing at this clip from a British game show. I just tried watching it again: same result.

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Most Sickening Sentence: Frontrunner for 2006 Award!

Posted on February 10, 2006 by Sister Wolf

It’s only February, but reading about the James Frey debacle in the Los Angeles times, I came upon this stunner, describing Frey’s literary  manager (who has dropped him like a hot potato): “Kassie lives in a world of smart and tasteful … Continue reading →

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The Walrus Was Paul

Posted on February 10, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Sure, you know that, but did you know that HEATHER IS JOHN?!   Just get a nice photo of Heather Mills McCartney and with your black sharpie, darken her hair and add some little “granny” glasses. Voila!   Paul married John!   True … Continue reading →

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Grammy Exigesis

Posted on February 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Okay, let’s review the main points! Mariah Carey is an absolute heifer, resplendent in her enormous chiffon gown and ratty hair extensions. My Barbie had more realistic hair than that, back in the day, but of course she couldn’t sing … Continue reading →

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Tired of Tattoos? Nothing Left to Pierce?

Posted on February 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Don’t worry, help is on the way. The latest trend in body modification is bullet wounds. Your kid is probably already begging for one. Use it as an incentive for doing his homework!

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There goes playing “doctor”…….

Posted on February 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

A six year old boy was tossed out of school for sexual harrassment, after he was seen touching a little girl. However, if this pervert can be believed, SHE touched him first!

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BLIND ITEM

Posted on February 9, 2006 by Sister Wolf

This just in, from my high-level source: Which popstar, egged on by Stella McCartney, “accidentally” stubbed her cigarette out on Heather Mills wooden foot at her and Macca’s wedding?

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A Clockwork Orange

Posted on February 8, 2006 by Sister Wolf

Tony Blair has a great idea for eradicating antisocial behavior. “Bad Families” will be evicted from their homes and placed in government housing to be “re-educated.”   I’m imagining this happening in the US.   We could take all those fat trailer … Continue reading →

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