Behold the Sequin Pants

Ha.

And behold the young Wolf, 18 years old.   We are dressed for a Passover dinner with our in-laws.   My pants represent the gold idols that the Jews were not allowed to worship.

Not really.

Feel free, if you dare, to criticize my styling of the pants.

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87 Responses to Behold the Sequin Pants

  1. Harmreduction says:

    Rocking the pink chanel quilted bag is a bit surprising to me; I am being challenged by your choice. Now, i am humbly begging you to not track me down, and beating me up, but; feel free to rip into me with as much viciousness with my clothing choices!

  2. Sister Wolf says:

    Harmreduction – I’m glad you brought this up. The bag is a relic of the past and pretty worn at the edges. It is up for sale to anyone who makes a decent offer. Now run like the wind!

  3. kirsten says:

    sister i’d love to rag on you for shiny gold pants paired with a pink chanel bag, but i actually think despite the pain and grief you’re dealing with you’re doing a spectacular job of showing your warmth, spirit and kindness. i mean this with all sincerity in case you doubt that. and i FUCKING (GRATUITOUS SWEAR WORD) LOVE YOUR LIPSTICK, I WANT.
    your son is handsome by the way. WHAT A BEARD! dang.

  4. sarah says:

    Hi Sister Wolf,
    I’ve recently stumbled upon your blog, via Kingdom of Style, and haven’t commented before. I feel compelled to say now that those pants are epic and amazing. I wish I had a pair just like them. Happy Passover!

  5. Marl says:

    Just have to say you look amazing, Sister Wolf! (Pink Chanel bag and all.) You have a lovely smile in the top photo.

  6. Dexter VanDango says:

    You both look fabulous.. and Young Wolf looks like a Rabbi from New Orleans.

  7. skye says:

    Oh you guys look great!

  8. Wargh! Sequin gold trousers, I WANT.

  9. Lulu says:

    You look utterly sensational, and perfect for the occasion. Gold glamourpuss vamp.
    As for your Wolfling, he is totally handsome, and I am regretting my age and remote location….purrr!

    hope you had a good seder xx

  10. Molly says:

    I love how your wearing them as if you wear them every day. Banging! xo

  11. Ann says:

    Words do no justice to describe how foolish I would look in such pants, yet somehow, you wear them effortlessly. Your figure is to die for, as per, and I covet your necklace. Charlie’s hat is badass and he looks pimpin, as the kids say.

    Also, new ink on the left inner wrist?! How/when did I miss that?! Spill it!

    Nothing more to say except I love you and I hope your Passover was wonderful.

  12. MG says:

    Hahaha, you look so bad ass that I can’t even talk ish. You’re just like “oh these things? I wear them all the time”. LOVE it! Rock those pants!

  13. tartantreacly says:

    FABULOUS!

  14. sheri says:

    Fanfuckingtastic.

  15. Erika says:

    Love,love the pants- you look great!

  16. Oh my word, I want those trousers. They’re glam-rock-tastic!

  17. Cat says:

    This is brilliant. I really never thought I would find myself ever wanting sequin pants. But YOU, Sister, rock the shit out of that shit!!!! Holy crap you look hot in those!

    I can imagine the jealous stares of all the other ladies at the supermarket…. 😉

    Sorry I must agree with Harmreduction about the bag. However, I LOVE the necklace and leather jacket.

    Keep being awesome.

  18. regularstarfish says:

    Those pants are so rad. You guys look like a fun team.

  19. deja pseu says:

    Love the pants. They are so You. You and Young Wolf look great!

    Happy Pesach!

  20. Cat says:

    Sister Wolf, I know others have asked you before so sorry for the repetition, but I forget… which lipstick do you use?

    It’s just such a real RED. I have a deep darker red and a lighter pinkish red but not one like yours which is truly fabulous.

  21. fara says:

    I don’t like them 🙁 I think if they were cut a bit slimmer and not so shiny, I would have.

  22. Artful Lawyer says:

    Awesome.

  23. dana says:

    I bow down in worship to your pants and your mad styling skillz. All of you and the youngun look fantastic. I wish I could look half as cool! You are my inspiration when ppl say 1) cut your hair and 2) don’t wear black. As If.

  24. EJ says:

    I love those trousers, I hope that you wear them every freaking day.

    Also, that beard belongs to an 18 year old? I’ve no idea what you Americans feed your kids, I know no 18 year old British kids who look that grown up.

  25. My kinda Jews 🙂

    Gold pants look great. You’ve inspired me for a prospective Rosh Hashana outfit…

    Love to you Sista xo

  26. Aja says:

    I’ve actually never seen anyone sport sequin pants so you’ve done it nicely. Happy Passover!

  27. Iron Chic says:

    SW, it’s reassuring to see you looking so great and dare I say slightly happy in those photos?
    Hope that smile is for real…and that legless Mary is quite creepy.

  28. Liz!! says:

    Sister, you forrealz look fabulous! Even the Chanel bag is lovely.

    And young Wolf looks quite snazzy (the hat is reminding me of Carmen Sandiego). Hope you two enjoyed Passover dinner!

  29. daisy says:

    as a woman in her 50’s i think you look amazing. i love the pink bag with the outfit too. i now want a tattoo.

  30. liz says:

    The young wolf is quite dapper, and love the pants. Can we get a close up of the necklace? I’m intrigued

  31. Taylor says:

    Sister- those are spectacular. Better than the stupid $3243424 Balmain ones even.

  32. Dizzyliz says:

    And I thought I was cool sporting leather leggings to my Seder.

    I love it.

  33. honeypants says:

    You look gorgeous – and happy – if only for the moment that first photo was taken. Charlie looks dapper in his finery too.

  34. alittlelux says:

    you guys look great! 🙂

  35. Sandra says:

    I think this is as tasteful as gold sequined pants get! Not too many colors, not too much else going on… I dig it.

  36. Bevitron says:

    Sister, you are just slap gorgeous! What a smile. And your Wolfspring is positively adorable. Crave your outfit but I’d actually wear his.

    …heavy, envy-laden sigh… What’s it like to be beautiful? You are it.

  37. Kelly says:

    I love it!

  38. unicorn says:

    You totally rock these! Can I call you Lady Stardust? Oh, and I am jealous of course… I would probably rock em too…

    I read your blog since a month I guess and I’m happy to know that someone out there cares for language 🙂

  39. patni says:

    I love the pants! I love the way they flare out all over at the bottom. You look great, and your son does too.

  40. Cricket9 says:

    Pants-shmantz. YOU look fabulous, with or sans pants! I’d like to have a closer look at the necklace tough, and more of that smile please – as much as possible actually. Maybe you look happier because we are doing most of the woorying now 😉
    Young Wolf looks very spiffy – I do approve the hat/tie combination. Happy Passover.

  41. Jacqui says:

    If anyone I knew dressed as dapper and you and your son, I would totally attend sedar. Why is this night different from other nights? Gold sequin pants, obviously.

  42. Andra says:

    Those are just the greatest photos.
    Thanks for sharing.
    Love

  43. LIZ says:

    You look like a hot disco mermaid.

  44. Jamtart says:

    SW, you look devastatingly awesome.I love the sparkly flares, but I love your panache and insouciance even more.

  45. Deni says:

    You both look fabulous!

  46. Sarah says:

    Look at you! You look fucking ridiculous in the very best way possible. I usually come here for my bitterness fix and to feel a little less alone in my struggles, this was such a great surprise though. Just amazing, you look super fine.

  47. Brunehilda says:

    you look really nice!!

  48. Kelly says:

    As your most non-fashionista reader (though Suebob might fight me for it), I have to say that I thought the real choice was the pink Chanel bag to go with. It has a calming presence. And whatever is around your neck (shape is good, can’t quite tell what it is, peppers?) – that’s good too.

    If God is looking down, those pants are the ultimate backatcha.

    PS My younger son (just 25) looks somewhat similar to yours…hirsute with eyewear.

    Next year, in Jerusalem–and beyond.

  49. Tanya says:

    Those look amazing on you. So much better than Jenna Lyons’s sequined genie pants.

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