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Ikea or the Bible: Hobsons Choice?
When you go to Ikea, there’s more to think about than funny Scandinavian names and meatballs. Did you know, for example, that the Ikea catalogue now rivals the Bible in terms of copies printed annually? The founder of Ikea, Ingvar … Continue reading
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Saudi Arabia and Conjoined Twins
Did you know that Saudi Arabia maintains a website about conjoined twins? According to the website, King Al Saud’s benevolence has earned his country the status of The Kingdom of Humanity. The King apparently has a special interest in … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News
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Let’s Think About My Colon!
My mom died from colon cancer, so I had to have a colonoscopy this week. I also had one soon after she died, and it wasn’t really that bad. The worst part was drinking some horrible, horrible liquid after fasting … Continue reading
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Think “Dead Handbag” for that Special Someone!
Check out this Dead Handbag I found, to wear with the Dead Animal Surprise Boots I featured here recently. This bag is made of natural fox, and sells for $5,095 at Vivre, a shopping site I love for its unaffordable luxury … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff, Uncategorized
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Scariest Boots Ever
Which one of these two styles is the Scariest Boot Ever? I am stumped. You can purchase either style here. Please help me decide: Is it the Dead Animal Surprise or the Heather Mills Divorcee? Your vote counts!
Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff
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It Isn’t What It Is
In answer to a reporter’s question about the election results, Tony Snow responded “It is what it is.” Jesus Christ, I hate that expression. It’s the fucking worst, is what it is. It has roughly the same informative value … Continue reading
Posted in Horrible Stuff, Rants, Words
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Important Beauty Bulletin
Ladies, the wait is over. We can finally dye the hair “down there” to match the hair on our heads. And by down there, I am sad to say I don’t mean Australia. Let me quote the woman who devised … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff
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The Girls Next Door
Tonight, my older son came over for dinner and before he left, he decided to check out a reality show called “The Girls Next Door.” I warned him that I saw it once, and it was really depressing. He insisted … Continue reading
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Unbridled Fatness
Today, I had a cup of coffee in a mall, at a Starbucks just opposite a Red Robin Gourmet Burger restaurant. I have actually dined at that restaurant, after shopping myself into a near coma at Nordstrom. The thing I … Continue reading
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Madonna, Bete Noir
Sometimes I think that Madonna was put here on earth to torment me personally. Just when I feel I couldn’t hate her more, she pulls me back in… Now, she has adopted a one year old boy from Malawi … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, News, Rants
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