Cockroach Shmockroach

I’m obsessed with jewelry made from things that shouldn’t be jewelry, like this amazing piece I found at that pawn shop where they keep the Gimp in the back room.   The people there were SO cute and nice and really authentic like folk art! Isn’t it Gorgeous? Look at the detail!

Plus they’re not meanies like those psychos at Tetanus Jewelry, who sent me so many nasty and abusive comments last week and won’t allow even ONE negative comment on their own blog. Not even the words “Hahaha!” God, people are disappointing sometimes, aren’t they?!

In other exciting jewelry news, I took out my nose stud and put in a little ring or hoop or whatever it’s called. It looks a little stupid but change is supposed to be good, even though I’ve never believed this and still don’t.

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70 Responses to Cockroach Shmockroach

  1. That alligator skull has so much personality. I think he should have his own blog narrative.
    ‘Alligator Says’….

  2. Rob K. says:

    You curated the shit out of that baby crocodile head, and that’s why I read your blog. Bravo!

  3. You just HAVE to sell these on eBay once you’re done taking 4986574 pictures of yourself wearing it. I’d like to curate a piece or two.

  4. HypeSwipe says:

    Give um HELL SW. Just don’t forget to also bind it around your waist on a leather thong to protect your wolf pride. There now, not only are you curating, you are also multitasking and we call that a WOLF HOWL!

  5. Cricket9 says:

    I luv you guys – and, of course, Sister Wolf!

  6. moldy enchilada says:

    that necklace is so CURATORIAL!!! I would like to buy it but only at a 300% markup because if not it’s not special and I can’t show it off on my blog!!!

  7. tinlizzy says:

    SW, What color/brand is your lipstick? I know youve posted what it is before but I can’t find the post. TIA

  8. Tanya says:

    Sister Wolf: I’m new to your blog – a pleasure to read. How do you feel about embedding rat fetuses in resin? What about rat droppings? How about casting said items? How edgy-cute would it be if these are affixed to to cuffs or headbands, perhaps? Are headbands passe?

  9. Monique says:

    Gretchen and I were just having a drink talking about you! Your negativity is inspiring! I’ve never felt better in my life than when I was talking shit about you and your blog!

  10. Sister Wolf says:

    Monique – Hahahahahaha! Well then, keep it up, Jethro or Tet Anus or whatever they call you out by the still!

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    moldy enchalada -God dammit, it IS curatorial. How’s $600 for you??

    Tanya – I have to say I don’t feel good about the rats or their droppings. However, edgy-cute is a term that gets me excited. Could there be glitter in the resin??

  12. Tanya says:

    SW: Glitter is an absolute requisite for edgy-cute. Good call.

  13. One of my pet rats just died, I had better not tell the weird cockroach people or they will try and buy her from me to use. Ugh.

  14. Anne says:

    Is the Gimp for sale? I think it would look cool in your living room.

  15. TheShoeGirl says:

    Wow. You are really blazing a trail on the fashion frontier. Or something.
    Do you think that if I procured an alligator neck piece and wore it with my alligator dress (“Chris” Kane for topshop) it would be too much?? OverKILL?


  16. TruthHurts says:

    Tet Anus Jewelry are ripoff artists by the way.

  17. jar says:

    Tetanus Jewelry…is a rip off artist. they were my designs, but at least mine looked more professional. i know in biz you have to deal with that but this person i have know for 15 years…….and busted out with all my designs. whatever, just glad someone called him out. thank you. the sad thing is i feel bad for writing this but fuck it. don’t let the negative comments from them get to you…….your beautiful and yeah hellooooo that piece your wearing is amazing darlin. my friend had a beautiful money head necklace you would shit. hahaha. good luck to you. yeah and the cockroaches suck.

  18. jar says:

    i meant monkey head oops.

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