I’m obsessed with jewelry made from things that shouldn’t be jewelry, like this amazing piece I found at that pawn shop where they keep the Gimp in the back room. The people there were SO cute and nice and really authentic like folk art! Isn’t it Gorgeous? Look at the detail!
Plus they’re not meanies like those psychos at Tetanus Jewelry, who sent me so many nasty and abusive comments last week and won’t allow even ONE negative comment on their own blog. Not even the words “Hahaha!” God, people are disappointing sometimes, aren’t they?!
In other exciting jewelry news, I took out my nose stud and put in a little ring or hoop or whatever it’s called. It looks a little stupid but change is supposed to be good, even though I’ve never believed this and still don’t.
When will you start selling your own jewelry, because I totally NEED that around my neck ASAP!
Give my regards to Zed.
Awesome necklace Sister Wolf! Can I get it in silver?
I changed my stud to a ring a little while ago – takes a little bit of getting used to (it would vibrate and tickle when I walked on hard surfaces) but my workmates accused me of being “goth”. Dear lordy the ignorance made it worthwhile.
Totally, achingly, rad
Zed’s dead, baby…..
You totally rock that neck thing bad.
But, but SW? I was hoping the next time you posted a pic you’d at least be showing off the watch.
Then again I guess, cockroaches and contest watches don’t really go well together.
Oops. I guess the cockroach color threw me off – crocodile heads (if that is what it is) don’t enhance fine appearing watches.
But you could mail that hideous thing to me SW, here in Arkansas we would solder a hook on it and troll it behind a boat. It would be great for catching those bottom-dwelling catfish.
Fuck your hair is ugly,so us all a favor and get a haircut
Ha ha ha ha. Brilliant.
If this is supposed to be a piss-take of a certain weird jewels-lover, you’ve succeeded admirably. It’s too cute!
PS She posted this on Twitter….’Tripping out on how much life has to offer! How can people dilute their enjoyment of life with drugs, sleeping in, and negative thoughts??’
Well, you know… they do have the word “anus” in their name….
Just sayin’.
Is there a awesomely rad ring to go along with that amazing piece you have curated? I have the coolest Alex Wang shirt to rock with it!
Amazing.
Zed’s dead baby
Hahahahahaha – priceless!
IT is crazy, bold and I like it. I wish you could find a way to make cockroaches work. And the first paragraph made me giggle.
Hope you are well.
This recent post completely cracked me up!
SW, you are the best thing that ever happened to blogging! I look forward to your reactions and responses and for the most part they are truly entertaining.
You are the perfect contrast to the staged images of clueless bubbleheads that would smear a turd across their faces if it was fashionable! They TRY very hard at being cool.
Thank god you’re here!
“really authentic like folk art” – that alone had me chuckling to myself for a good minute, never mind The Piece itself. Nice work SW!
Has this been featured in one of your refinery 29 contest entries? If so, I think it should.
Zed’s dead, Wendy. Zed’s dead.
Tell Maynard I am thinking of him…
Ps. I hate change too. Are you a Virgo? I am a taurus and have a whole array of virgo friends, because they tend to dislike change, and help me clean my house.
You’re killing it!
RAD.
lalamoomoo, SW is clearly a babe so rather than her trimming her locks, why not trim your caustic tongue instead you terrible bastard.
Being a UF grad, of course I love your Gator pendant.
A few months back, I tried to take out my nose stud and put in a hoop, but just like socks with heels, I discovered that I love it on everyone other than me.
Oh, and lalamoomoo – being that SW’s hair had nothing to do with this post and that’s the only shit you are capable of contributing to this blog, may I be among the first to invite you to go fuck yourself.
Troll in L.A. -My hair rules, so either kiss my ass or sent me a picture of YOUR hair. Thanks!
Deepstill -I don’t know if I can get used to it! I had a screw before…I’m not sure which is more annoying when you blow your nose.
MArky – I know! It’s totally dead.
A severed baby doll’s head in the ‘gator’s jaws would like, make that outfit TOTALLY RAD!! It would, like, be a statement on … uhm … like … intellectually stuff! OMG! Your like totally killin’ it! Awesome! Your going to have such a cute day when you wear that! Your a f’ing star!
HelOnWheels – Ooh good call, I love working in severed baby doll heads!
Ah but before you get your baby head maybe you should check the onion’s debate on corruption in the baby skull trade. It’ll really make you think, by the way i like the y front cowboy picture behind you in the photo
Severed baby doll head! Severed baby doll head! Please, please, please!
Elvis is dead too!
that alligator head would make an AWESOME belt buckle…
JUST SAYING.
sister wolf, i am thankful that you exist. 🙂
missjackie – OH GOD, a belt buckle! AM I INSANE not to think of that?!?!?! YES, definitely. The belt will be priced to sell at only $600!
You’re too fucking funny!
xxoxo
Sister Wolf! I have some chicken bones from dinner last night somewhere in my trashcan! Maybe I should fish them out and cover them with lucite for some serious killer earrings! So cute!
@Sister Wolf: Rings, definitely, more annoying. If you get a really bubbly cold or allergy sinus pour, they can also collect pearls of hardened snot, and spin just enough to show it off at the worst possible moment.
you are my outfit photo facial expression muse. that puts you right up there with anna dello russo, carine, thigh girl and ace ventura. best dinner party ever.
theresa – I call this expression The Standard Glare. I’m so glad you like it.
But…. how can you be “killing it” if it’s already dead? This is the biggest fashion dilemma with deceased animals, no?
Kathleen – Not a dilemma, but a paradox.
Bad Kate – Shit.
Im practicing my Standard Glare on the college boys. so far, no takers. but thats ok. the look of fear is worth it.
I’m just aching all over for that piece. It would look the shit on my dressing table next to my silver badger carcass bag.
Your hair is beautiful!
When can I order a $600 alligator belt?
sister, you rule!
I want that red lipstick you´re wearing!
Stella – Oh, you’re just angling for a discount on the belt!
BethUK – Carcass will be the must-have item for fall. Wait and see.
Where is the pout sister?
Sea “acquired” the worst pout in the history of fashion, where is yours? Dead animal jewelry posing is nothing without the pout at the moment.
NOT DEAD ENOUGH!
http://www.etsy.com/listing/24255621/fish-in-a-squirrel-suit-taxidermy-url