Cockroach Shmockroach

I’m obsessed with jewelry made from things that shouldn’t be jewelry, like this amazing piece I found at that pawn shop where they keep the Gimp in the back room.   The people there were SO cute and nice and really authentic like folk art! Isn’t it Gorgeous? Look at the detail!

Plus they’re not meanies like those psychos at Tetanus Jewelry, who sent me so many nasty and abusive comments last week and won’t allow even ONE negative comment on their own blog. Not even the words “Hahaha!” God, people are disappointing sometimes, aren’t they?!

In other exciting jewelry news, I took out my nose stud and put in a little ring or hoop or whatever it’s called. It looks a little stupid but change is supposed to be good, even though I’ve never believed this and still don’t.

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70 Responses to Cockroach Shmockroach

  1. When will you start selling your own jewelry, because I totally NEED that around my neck ASAP!

  2. WendyB says:

    Give my regards to Zed.

  3. Deepstill says:

    Awesome necklace Sister Wolf! Can I get it in silver?
    I changed my stud to a ring a little while ago – takes a little bit of getting used to (it would vibrate and tickle when I walked on hard surfaces) but my workmates accused me of being “goth”. Dear lordy the ignorance made it worthwhile.

  4. Cheraya says:

    Zed’s dead, baby…..

    You totally rock that neck thing bad.

  5. JK says:

    But, but SW? I was hoping the next time you posted a pic you’d at least be showing off the watch.

    Then again I guess, cockroaches and contest watches don’t really go well together.

  6. JK says:

    Oops. I guess the cockroach color threw me off – crocodile heads (if that is what it is) don’t enhance fine appearing watches.

    But you could mail that hideous thing to me SW, here in Arkansas we would solder a hook on it and troll it behind a boat. It would be great for catching those bottom-dwelling catfish.

  7. lalamoomoo says:

    Fuck your hair is ugly,so us all a favor and get a haircut

  8. Kathy says:

    Ha ha ha ha. Brilliant.

  9. If this is supposed to be a piss-take of a certain weird jewels-lover, you’ve succeeded admirably. It’s too cute!
    PS She posted this on Twitter….’Tripping out on how much life has to offer! How can people dilute their enjoyment of life with drugs, sleeping in, and negative thoughts??’

  10. m8 says:

    Well, you know… they do have the word “anus” in their name….
    Just sayin’.

    Is there a awesomely rad ring to go along with that amazing piece you have curated? I have the coolest Alex Wang shirt to rock with it!

  11. votum says:

    Amazing.

  12. Desiree says:

    Zed’s dead baby

  13. Hahahahahaha – priceless!

  14. Joy D. says:

    IT is crazy, bold and I like it. I wish you could find a way to make cockroaches work. And the first paragraph made me giggle.

    Hope you are well.

  15. McFrece says:

    This recent post completely cracked me up!

    SW, you are the best thing that ever happened to blogging! I look forward to your reactions and responses and for the most part they are truly entertaining.

    You are the perfect contrast to the staged images of clueless bubbleheads that would smear a turd across their faces if it was fashionable! They TRY very hard at being cool.

    Thank god you’re here!

  16. Elizette says:

    “really authentic like folk art” – that alone had me chuckling to myself for a good minute, never mind The Piece itself. Nice work SW!

  17. Aja says:

    Has this been featured in one of your refinery 29 contest entries? If so, I think it should.

  18. HelOnWheels says:

    Zed’s dead, Wendy. Zed’s dead.

  19. patni says:

    Tell Maynard I am thinking of him…

  20. patni says:

    Ps. I hate change too. Are you a Virgo? I am a taurus and have a whole array of virgo friends, because they tend to dislike change, and help me clean my house.

  21. Marky says:

    You’re killing it!

  22. helent says:

    lalamoomoo, SW is clearly a babe so rather than her trimming her locks, why not trim your caustic tongue instead you terrible bastard.

  23. Ann says:

    Being a UF grad, of course I love your Gator pendant.

    A few months back, I tried to take out my nose stud and put in a hoop, but just like socks with heels, I discovered that I love it on everyone other than me.

    Oh, and lalamoomoo – being that SW’s hair had nothing to do with this post and that’s the only shit you are capable of contributing to this blog, may I be among the first to invite you to go fuck yourself.

  24. Sister Wolf says:

    Troll in L.A. -My hair rules, so either kiss my ass or sent me a picture of YOUR hair. Thanks!

  25. Sister Wolf says:

    Deepstill -I don’t know if I can get used to it! I had a screw before…I’m not sure which is more annoying when you blow your nose.

  26. Sister Wolf says:

    MArky – I know! It’s totally dead.

  27. HelOnWheels says:

    A severed baby doll’s head in the ‘gator’s jaws would like, make that outfit TOTALLY RAD!! It would, like, be a statement on … uhm … like … intellectually stuff! OMG! Your like totally killin’ it! Awesome! Your going to have such a cute day when you wear that! Your a f’ing star!

  28. Sister Wolf says:

    HelOnWheels – Ooh good call, I love working in severed baby doll heads!

  29. aine says:

    Ah but before you get your baby head maybe you should check the onion’s debate on corruption in the baby skull trade. It’ll really make you think, by the way i like the y front cowboy picture behind you in the photo

  30. Cricket9 says:

    Severed baby doll head! Severed baby doll head! Please, please, please!

  31. Andra says:

    Elvis is dead too!

  32. missjackie says:

    that alligator head would make an AWESOME belt buckle…
    JUST SAYING.
    sister wolf, i am thankful that you exist. 🙂

  33. Sister Wolf says:

    missjackie – OH GOD, a belt buckle! AM I INSANE not to think of that?!?!?! YES, definitely. The belt will be priced to sell at only $600!

  34. Bessie the Buddha cow says:

    You’re too fucking funny!
    xxoxo

  35. Nati Hell says:

    Sister Wolf! I have some chicken bones from dinner last night somewhere in my trashcan! Maybe I should fish them out and cover them with lucite for some serious killer earrings! So cute!

  36. The Bad Kate says:

    @Sister Wolf: Rings, definitely, more annoying. If you get a really bubbly cold or allergy sinus pour, they can also collect pearls of hardened snot, and spin just enough to show it off at the worst possible moment.

  37. theresa says:

    you are my outfit photo facial expression muse. that puts you right up there with anna dello russo, carine, thigh girl and ace ventura. best dinner party ever.

  38. Sister Wolf says:

    theresa – I call this expression The Standard Glare. I’m so glad you like it.

  39. Kathleen says:

    But…. how can you be “killing it” if it’s already dead? This is the biggest fashion dilemma with deceased animals, no?

  40. Sister Wolf says:

    Kathleen – Not a dilemma, but a paradox.

    Bad Kate – Shit.

  41. theresa says:

    Im practicing my Standard Glare on the college boys. so far, no takers. but thats ok. the look of fear is worth it.

  42. BethUK says:

    I’m just aching all over for that piece. It would look the shit on my dressing table next to my silver badger carcass bag.

  43. Rosa says:

    Your hair is beautiful!

    When can I order a $600 alligator belt?

  44. Stella Mayfair says:

    sister, you rule!

  45. Cheryl says:

    I want that red lipstick you´re wearing!

  46. Sister Wolf says:

    Stella – Oh, you’re just angling for a discount on the belt!

    BethUK – Carcass will be the must-have item for fall. Wait and see.

  47. Constance says:

    Where is the pout sister?

    Sea “acquired” the worst pout in the history of fashion, where is yours? Dead animal jewelry posing is nothing without the pout at the moment.

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