Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides.
Sea acquired an ugly cockroach necklace in an effort to establish her quirkiness, and she heaped on the black eye liner for a Clueless Goth effect. She and Mom snagged a lame python jacket after a harrowing close call with not snagging it! Whew! Thank god it all worked out.
Most noteworthy is the garbled language skills that Sea has been curating! Here is her observation about her taste in interior design:
“I guess the baroque-psychedelia of Foster’s Home has my eye trained on the more whimsical touches of the mansions from the Gilded era. I got this book at Dolly Python yesterday and love to see l that so many of these suffocatingly extravagant rooms have touches of candy colors like mint green, bubblegum pink, and robin’s egg blue.”
Hahahaha! “Suffocatingly extravagant?!?” Suffering succotash! That sounds like a description of her own living room!
Okay, you know the drill. I’ll go first:
Dear Sea, You’ll never believe this but I have the same black sweater from Lucky Jeans so we’re almost twins! Do you ever wonder what you would think about if you weren’t wealthy? Did you know that most women have a deep-seated dread of being like their mom? I like how you defy this fear by trying to look like a thirty-something divorcee circa 1980. If you need more cockroaches, let me recommend my kitchen! Love, SW
Never…in life…would I want to wear…a damn ROACH…around my neck.
It’s a ROACH. They infest things. And spread diseases.
I wonder if ticks, fleas, leeches, and tapeworms are also turned into necklaces.
Disgustingly ridiculous.
That necklace is 11/10 disgusting.
Sigh… this is the prove that when you are this rich and famous (well.. sort of) you can wear any shit you want and it would be ok…
Jane:
A roach? Really? You know, those things are nasty.They carry diseases and live in dumpsters. You don’t surprise me anymore. You’re trying waaay too hard.
Who’s being eccentric? Who’s being eccentric? YOU ARE!!!
Shit Jane, and what’s with that weird sasquatch costume by Chanel? I would really love to see you wearing that, with the roach necklace. Wouldn’t that would be suffocatingly extravagant??
Love,
Nati Hell
This is my new favourite blog – you (and your readers’ comments) are hilarious! I just wish I could be so honest and forthright.
…and that cockroach necklace – I saw that last night and was lost for words. She really is the most vacuous girl I have come across in a long while.
Jane, I think you are trying to be Chicmuse in this post. She always wears her eye makeup like that and couple of days prior to your post, Chicmuse blogged about cupcakes.
First the beetle belts and now a ROACH?
Jane, are their homeless people in your neighborhood or do they not allow them to loiter around?
I’m trying to think more places to get “inspiration” from.
So far I got bad motel furniture and decor (along with the little creepy tenants) and attics with bats living in them and filled with moth-eaten clothes.
Please continue to enlighten me
old quotes from jane:
“i am the victim of two totally self absorbed parents”
“i hate it when… your parents buy you things when they feel guilty for being bad parents
my mom was being really mean to me before i went to a dance last night and i’d been excited about it for a long time and i hadn’t done anything to upset her and it really hurt my feelings….and then when i got home with all of my friends she had been out drinking…
and now she calls me all nice saying janieee i got you something!!!
argh i hate that…because you cant really be mad at them!!”
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2087778&postcount=10062
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2987864&postcount=1986
wow didn’t see that coming
Dear Sea, please do not quote Sailor Ripley. YOU ARE NO SAILOR RIPLEY.
There is still time for you to do something good (meaning “charitable”) with some of that money you blow on “curating” shit. Think about it.
I hate you so much! Ta-ta!
M- now I just feel bad for her. I know what it’s like to have parent (or one parent, anyway) like that, all the fancy shoes in the world can’t make up for it. I actually think moving away from home to go to college or work or whatever, will do her a world of good- even if she wrote that stuff three years ago.
Oops, meant parents up there in the first line- silly typos.
M- Maybe Sea only posts photos of her endless amounts of curating to document the child abuse she’s suffered. This is all actually a cry for help.
And more evidence of stand up parenting:
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2046676&postcount=122
Oh god Sea, you were smoking in 2006? Weren’t you somewhere around 12 then? You know that shoes are no cure for cancer right???
And finally, my comment for Sea:
Dear Sea,
You are old enough to run away now. I’m sure a monkey fur loving fashionista is just waiting to take you in a provide you shelter from all that abusive purchasing. RUN RUN RUN!
http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=2087911&postcount=150
Couldn’t leave that one out.
As the wonderful Eddie Izzard says, there’s a very fine line between being cool, cool, hip and groovy, to looking like a dickhead. Uh-oh, the line is being toed….whoops, tripped.
That roach necklace is beyond wrong, but don’t worry, she’s probably bored of it by now.
But here, this is to her credit, got to give the girl that:
“hey now…some girls are just really flat!! I wouldn’t know WHAT to do with myself if by some miracle I sprouted to a B overnight!
all other arguments aside, can I just say that super skinny doesn’t look good and isn’t that the point of models? to look good?
seeing pictures of olga sherer and lily donaldson make me really uncomfortable, I have to look away because the truth is is it totally sicks me out.
I just hope that by the end of this decade, maybe this will have just been a ‘trend’ and that the models on the runway look like normal, functional human beings. When I look at runway videos now, I wonder if the girls have limps, and then I realize that no, they just walk that way because they have two feet of air space between their legs. How hot is that? Models walking like peg-leg pirates?
I think girls who follow fashion become completely warped, like it or not…I was watching two of the girls at my school collecting fashion images for some presentation they were doing, and they were on style.com looking at shows. They were shocked at the appearance of the models, and I mean really disturbed. And this was about two years ago, and now the models are even skinnier (no one can deny that, I think)
When people say (and I’ve seen it on this thread) that they prefer girls to look ‘fragile’, I find that so disturbing. I mean just examine that for a moment! You prefer the women around you to look like theyre in a pre-pubescent state? That statement would provoke some serious self-assesment on my part if I felt that way, there is obviousley some deeply embedded feelings of misogyny in that.”
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from http://forums.thefashionspot.com/showpost.php?p=4227273&postcount=12067
I know Sea’s fallen in love with silly posing in the years since, but now I just want to give her a hug, pat her hair and tell her that life gets better, even if your parents are awful sometimes.
Oh Jeez. Even her chair has to be a “conversation piece”?
I hate her solely for sitting in that damned invisible chair. Does she have an invisible jet too?!
I have to say, that I fail to see the beauty and cuteness in Roaches. In fact, when I see them, I without fail, scream at a high pitch frequency.
could someone please send me an invite to the fashion spot! I want to read these so much!
Suffering succotash. Heh heh. Always a favorite exclamation. Indeed.
sister wolf, I’m pretty sure that most women have a deep seated fear of turning out like you. An old woman picking on teenagers.
i don’t want to join anything called ‘the fashion spot’…someone please copy/paste!
Carol must have left the kitchen in search of peace fm Sea Mom’s endless cooking! And so Sea Mom whips the camera out & off they go on road trip!
I love ‘Dolly Python’ BTW … Very cool thrift shop type place with sweet pooches aka live dogs, that greet you at the door. Down in Deep Ellum in Dallas.
BTW … Random, I saw Steven Tyler in the Starbucks by the Galleria yesterday. Nice guy & looked great! Fun times …
If you’re looking for another “fashion” blogger to mock, I would like to wire this one’s jaw shut:
http://www.everythingstyle.com/blog/2010/8/2/under-your-spell-again.html
More like extravagantly suffocating.
i’m sorry, but i have to say it: she has the most beautiful skin. she looks like she bathes in milk.
Dear Sea, AnneMarie is right, your skin has a lovely sheen. In honour of this fact I’ve painted my hallyway slipper satin by a nice blighty company called Farrow & Ball. Stay away from the macaroons colours – Lula mag and Sofia Copella did it to death on the release of Marie Antoinette.
poor Sea is going to get into trouble when Mom reads those posts she wrote about her. Ah, it comes home to roost at last.
Dear Sea: Kids have no choice but to love their mothers, no matter how awful they are. When they’re extremely awful, we feel guilty for hating them. This is a classic problem, the result what Wimsatt called The Double Bind. Whatever you do, when your mom guilt-trips you for posting that comment about her, DO NOT apologize.
Dear Mom: boo hoo! you are a first class cunt and now everyone knows it.
correction: not Wimsatt, Winnicott
Hi. Don’t tell me what to wear. Bust your ass and get your own successful website or cry blood and open your own goddamned store. We wear what we like. Just sold a cockroach just now!!
Dear Sea,
I have a keychain like your cockroach guy..except mines shinier. cus its iridescent.
i got it in china town. Im pretty sure you need to catch up with China town on the Cockroach curatorship. Maybe you could just buy upp all of theirs like monopoly?
I can think of no better place in which you might surround yourself with Hot Gay Asians.
hahaha, jealous bitches!
as seen through Jane’s eyes. I LOVE IT!!
Sister wolf has been in a juvenile correction center, and people who are her fans judge Jane because she smoked cigarettes at the age of 14? I don’ t get it. And who hasn’t “hated” their parents when they were teens? C’mon guys, SW’s comments are at least constructive, you (most of her readers) are plain stupid.
this blog = low hanging fruit. anyone can make fun of people to become popular. way to be creative. kids “growing up like jane” have done much worse than channel their so called angry energy towards something like sea of shoes. the girl isn’t a coke addict, she isn’t in jail, she didn’t get pregnant at 13….she writes a fucking blog. a successful one. one that you don’t have to read. and while jane has kanye west and karl lagerfeld giving her props, you are posting comments here about how gross her (not a real cockroach) necklace is. because you’re jealous. stop picking on the kid and grow up.
Your write a blog that at best, makes you look like you are constantly on your period. Jane can’t help where she was born, and if you knew her, you would see that her worldview probably far exceeds yours. Especially for how young she is. If anything, you should applaud Jane for living in trophy club, and not wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. If bitching about the Kardashians makes you feel like you are more authentic, and live a meaningful existence, I feel sorry for you. You are one rung below a style blogger or shitty television. You’re the sorry bitch who has nothing better to do than complain about it. Go out, get a fucking job, and make something.
Yes, y’all! Let’s applaud Jane for living in Trophy Club and not wearing Abercrombie and Fitch!
Haha! Aint that the truth, Blake.
Only Sister Wolf hasn’t been on her period in decades. Sadly her pathetic existence goes much deeper than Menopause Blues. She’s a classic narcicisst who requires the love and worship of her bottom-feeding brown-nosers day and night.
Perhaps her psychotic internet babble is symptomatic of the guilt she feels for publicly trashing her son’s fiancee.
Or maybe Sister Wolf doesn’t have a conscious. Who knows!
Someone make this bitch a termite necklace..or maybe a dung beetle.
Speaking of cockroaches…I should have checked my calendar, then I would have known it was troll day!
Jesus, Sea’s defenders are terribly uncouth! Obviously not Trophy Club residents. Jane– there are some beggars here who love you! Throw them some crumbs from you gilded table?
@ann – no trolls here, dolly put this on her facebook page (and then removed it).
Goddamit, you’re sad! And you’re getting sadder!
Godammit, you’re rad! And you’re getting radder!
annemarie is made of WIN.
And people…it’s just the internet. It isn’t that serious. Sell and wear what the hell you want, but don’t try and convince me that roaches aren’t disgusting. They are, real and fake. If you want to wear them, fine, but I will be calling that shit gross. Because that shit is gross.
Wow, Annemarie is hellbent on plunging face-first into Sister Wolf’s corroded anus at every waking opportunity.
Did you get a prize for being even more disgusting than Sister Wolf? Or a gold star for being the Goddamn Ass Kisser of the month? I guess that makes up for years of humiliation & loneliness in the real world.
Haha-Sister Wolf’s reader say things like “made of win”
What the fuck is this place, is this the Lonely Internet Home for 4Chan’s Rejects?
“dolly put this on her facebook page (and then removed it).”
Because Dolly is a coward. And look at all the extra traffic to SW’s site. Let’s all thank Dolly, especially for getting these trolls over here to make us laugh. This one made me ROFLMAO:
“her [Jane] worldview probably far exceeds yours”. Frickin’ hilarious!!!
And, yes, annemarie is, as usual, made of win.
Hi R,
I’d like a bit of subject-verb clarification please. Not all of SW’s readers say “made of win.” I know I do, but I’m not sure you would refer to me as “Sister Wolf’s reader” since my name is right above my comment.
I also like to say things like “fuck off” to people who like to show their asses when they clearly have no idea about what’s going on with this place or the people here. Not that youuuuuuuuu’re doing that or anything…nah, you aren’t.
=D
“Haha-Sister Wolf’s reader say things like “made of win”” – this comment makes you look like a 10 year old who just learned how to use the internet, yet hasn’t gotten through that lesson on possessive pronouns.
Yo, R – if you’re going to hate, work on your grammar. You, like many trolls on the internet, should know that we’re going to berate you for poor grammar.
“Yo, R — if you’re going to hate”
hahahahahahahahahahaha
YOUR WELCOME!! And TexasArt, thank you for your nice comments about my store. (I sincerely appreciate it!) and to Annoy (whats your real name, coward?) check my gretchen bell page. It will make you feel better about calling people out.
Dear Sea, stop ta-ta-talk-talking that BLAH BLAH BLAH.” Sincerely yours, The Queen of Hearts.
The Black Queen
“YOUR WELCOME!!”
I know it’s MY welcome but where is YOUR welcome, certainly not here.