Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides.
Sea acquired an ugly cockroach necklace in an effort to establish her quirkiness, and she heaped on the black eye liner for a Clueless Goth effect. She and Mom snagged a lame python jacket after a harrowing close call with not snagging it! Whew! Thank god it all worked out.
Most noteworthy is the garbled language skills that Sea has been curating! Here is her observation about her taste in interior design:
“I guess the baroque-psychedelia of Foster’s Home has my eye trained on the more whimsical touches of the mansions from the Gilded era. I got this book at Dolly Python yesterday and love to see l that so many of these suffocatingly extravagant rooms have touches of candy colors like mint green, bubblegum pink, and robin’s egg blue.”
Hahahaha! “Suffocatingly extravagant?!?” Suffering succotash! That sounds like a description of her own living room!
Okay, you know the drill. I’ll go first:
Dear Sea, You’ll never believe this but I have the same black sweater from Lucky Jeans so we’re almost twins! Do you ever wonder what you would think about if you weren’t wealthy? Did you know that most women have a deep-seated dread of being like their mom? I like how you defy this fear by trying to look like a thirty-something divorcee circa 1980. If you need more cockroaches, let me recommend my kitchen! Love, SW
That was RONNNIE? How did I miss that?!?!
I want seats next to Theresa.
I prefer Crap sandwiches myself!! Yes, I am having fun! And I just wiped my dirty hands all over my front butt!! And, In Jane’s defense, I do think she is very smart and I really do enjoy her blog. For pure entertainments sake. It is beautiful to look at. I have really enjoyed meeting her and her mother. They are lovely in person inside and out.
Oh gretchen, you’re running out of ideas, right? Pfff… just enjoy the free advertising and beat it.
Alicia- Backstage passes for you, my friend! No, please, it’s my pleasure.
Gretchen- You sound like a stand-up kind of girl. You have taken our cheap potshots with a lot of grace. Congrats on Elle Italia thing too.
Nati Hell- Learn some bloody manners, would you? Also: pick your enemies with a little more wisdom. And she hardly needs free fucking advertising.
i usually don’t comment on “comments for jane” posts, but: how could i miss all the fun today?! and the ice cream, too?!
and yes, annemarie IS full of win. all the time. every time. quite a lot of you guys are.
much love, guys!
sister wolfie, your pathetic blog and old vagina suck shits.
you’re old, be good, you can have stroke at any minute now, and jane’s there smoking and chilling with her friends on a lovely teen-spirited summer-i guess you already knew that, and maybe that’s why so much jealousy here in your blog… and why you enjoy them a lot. 😉
go picking on your own friends and if you are really made of win, your friends won’t be upset anyway. they’ll love you as much as alicia or annemarie there love you.
you’re a pathetic little spot below fashion blogs, even the ridiculous ones. so 4chan.
go mock me and like i will come back here to read your stupid comments, you’ve read mine by now hahaha.
“go mock me and like i will come back here to read your stupid comments, you’ve read mine by now hahaha.”
Jesus Christ.
Don’t nobody mock anthony since he’s asking for it. If you’re going to mock somebody that wants it you should be paid for it, at the very least, godammit!
I hope nobody minds me poking my nose in but really Anthony you compel me to. Your rudimentary grasp of grammar sucks more shits than elderly vagina ever could. You should not count this as a mock rather a sigh of despair in a written form.
Sister Wolf, this is an amazing place to happen upon.
Laughing at HelOnWheels and Helen.
“Don’t nobody”, HelOnWheels, that should have been followed up with a “If you gonna” instead of “If you’re going to”.
gretchen – When you say they are lovely inside and out, I wonder how you could tell. Did you view their exrays or perform an MRI on either of them??
anthony – Am I supposed to know what 4chan is? You are the second moron who’s mentioned it in these comments. Kindly put my vagina out of your mind if you can, and return to your video game. Thanks!
Yes, their heads are being mailed to you.
Rabid – Docha go tellin me what is or ain’t goodest grammar! I’m fluent in 3 languages and have impeccable grammar in none of them!! 😉
That “Don’t nobody” was on purpose but I must have lost the thread half-way through it. It seems that I can’t write incorrectly on purpose….only by accident.
can we advertise your dear jane posts????
this is awesome.
4chan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
” The Guardian once summarised the 4chan community as “lunatic, juvenile… brilliant, ridiculous and alarming.”[5]
I think this is an occasion to suck our own cocks. we’re awesome!!!
and Ronnie, please come again!!!!
Anthony dear, are you trying to sound out “fortunately” when you say 4chan (ately) The jolly phonics scheme is very popular in the UK but starting out can be tricky. One hint is that words that sound like for/four seldom start with a number.
Godammit, i can’t believe I missed Troll Day…AND the ice cream social! All else I have to say is that the cockroach necklace is suffocatingly disgusting–and that I will never use an adverb again, even ironically…
I know HelOnWheels! I was disappointed with you for losing it half way through and not completing it with a head snap worthy of drag queen glory.
gretchen – Their ACTUAL heads?!? Or just the scans of thier heads?
Their real heads of course!! AND, I mailed you a complimentary necklace and a can of Raid for your vagina!
AND, Thank you Annemarie! I have worked really hard to have my shop!! Dolly will be celebrating 5 years on Nov. 15!! I opened it with the money I saved and almost lost it in a divorce. It means the world to me! I love to provide Dallas a place with a different outlook on life (and make a living doing it!) Would love for you to visit sometime soon.
Frozen yogurt so much better for the ass than ice cream, and delicious too !! Try Cherry Garcia, mmmm
Peace an d Love everyone
and, meeting Jane the few times I have, she’s very polite and well mannered. I think her mo
Taught her very well indeed. Peace and love.
Oh my goodness. Personal visits from Ronnie and the possibly schizophrenic jewelry store person! It’s a real party up in here! *pops champagne*
I feel badly for Jane. I really do. All her friends are total sycophants with nary an original thought between their hollow heads (see: repeated usage of vaginas, asskissing, 4chan, “nyah nyah your old,” and “pick on sum1 yer own size” to substitute for true wittiness). I’m not going to judge her mother, because I refuse to go there, but I will say that if one’s friends are idiots the world is truly an empty place.
Also, can someone explain to me why it is asskissy to be a Sister Wolf regular but totally OK to rabidly defend Sea on some random blog?
Gretchen, we were getting along fine and then you had to go and get the can of Raid out and aim at Sister Wolf… I’m glad your shop is doing well and if I lived anywhere near Dallas I am sure I would love going there. As for Sea of Mom and Mom of Sea: I’m sure they’re nice as pie when they’re in a store (they LOVE shopping!), but I demand to see an MRI for proof of what’s really going on inside. My guess is: not much. I’d be surprised if you found a beating heart between them. But never mind that. I really don’t give two shits about them. For me and most people who read Sister Wolf’s blog, what is truly disheartening is that they are celebrated, admired and feted, for, basically, their wealth, their consumerism, their ostentation. It’s repulsive. And it’s sad.
I’m happy and proud to be a Sister Wolf ass-kisser.
I have made a fortune selling pet rocks!!!! Last time Jane came in the store she almost drowned in the toliet while playing with balls of yarn. Toliets are an IQ test you know. I think Sister can handle it. Otherwise she wouldn’t have an open public blog.
(but I am conflicted about Sea because she’s just a teenager with a bunch of money and adoration being thrown at her….maybe she’ll turn out ok…maybe)
Just sold another roach necklace!!! Another for the team!! Thank god the resources are endless!!! Dream big y’all!!
Well Marie only the strong survive. Right? Only time will tell. She’s got a lot on her shoulders. I’m sure everyone here will have a fucking party if she fails.
Lexi – Good.
annemarie – Nati is a cool girl and I support her opinions.
gretchen – I’ve given you every chance to redeem yourself. I see you’re too stupid to make any sense. although I do perceive an effort on your part to be “playful.”
I don’t give a shit about your store and I didn’t give a shit when I wrote about Sea of Shoes. It’s not about you, my dear. If you need to keep posting things about toilets and Jane and your store, I’ll try to put up with it.
But if you can’t stop making reference to my ass or vagina, I’m going to need to see your drivers license.
annemarie – for all your trouble, that woman can’t even get your name right.
Rosa – You may not believe this, but now we have the limited edition “drumstick ice cream” by Dreyers and it is fucking amazing!
R – First of all, because you are using a proxy server, it’s clear that you’re afraid of using your own IP. That means you know I will recognize you by your real IP. Lets see…..okay, nevermind. You’re probably Mom of Shoes but I’m open to other interpretations.
About my son: You can’t hurt me. Period. It’s disturbing that you want to hurt me via this avenue but you have no power here.
About guilt: Yes, I am no stranger to guilt. But not about failing my son. I saved his life many times and I don’t believe he ever doubted my love or admiration or commitment to his health and happiness.
About hating – For the last fucking time, you can’t hate “on” people.
About my soul – Right, I don’t have one.
But! At least I’m not afraid to send scurrilous attacks using MY OWN SERVER!!!! I don’t have to prove to you that I’m not shallow. Prove to me that you’re not an Aldridge or one of their Texas posse.
Truth is, Ronnie, Sea of Shoes doesn’t have any comments because Jane was getting tired of people not kissing her ass. She said something about not liking “rude comments”… I guess saying “that shirt is ugly” is rude to her.
annemarie – what more manners do I need? I told Gretchen, very kindly, to beat it. She reminds me of this girl in my class who thinks she’s sarcastic, but the poor thing has no idea.
1) I want some mochi too.
2) Sea really does look like she bathes in milk. Her skin is so pretty.
3) Roaches are really really disgusting. The thought of wearing one makes me want to vom.
we’re not blindly manipulated. we’re sick of the fashion blog culture. (Some few and far between fashion blogs are well done and unique and visually delightful…but I think im not alone here when I say this is very rare. The more interesting blogs have some sort of social commentary. and the creator at least must have some emotive writing skill.)
and, as the sister says, we really have no emotional investment in this shit. it is reality TV. and im pretty fucking sure even Daphne Guinness has watched the Jersey Shore.
Great.
I wanted to comment but thanks to Amy all I can think of is mochi.
fried mochi.
hmmmmmmmmmm
🙂
I really expected more from Ronnie’s return.
http://sadtrombone.com/
R, you’re revolting. Give up. Sister Wolf doesn’t hate on woman. Half the people here are women. She hates on the vapid and the stupidly rich. Do you really think Sea would get so much heat if she were out feeding the homeless and mentoring young girls? I think not (even if she continued to buy shoes at the rate she buys them). What you display to the world, leaves yourself wide open for criticism. And you’re going to get some, especially when people are so eager to blow a wad of smoke up your ass, simply because you’re rich and buy expensive shoes. And really having said that, I don’t mind Jane. She seems cool, she has good taste. I bet I’d probably like her if I met her. But the ridiculous consumerism really grosses me out. I’m sorry it does! And I’m allowed to feel that way. And no, it’s not because I’m jealous (my favorite of all the taunts you precious defenders come up with). Believe it or not, other people besides Jane Aldridge own expensive shoes. We just don’t feel the need to constantly flash them.
But you’re not going to hurt Sister Wolf and you’re certainly not hurting any of us with your stupidly long tirades about what one person chooses to write on their blog. Sister Wolf loves her children, so don’t even play that card again, you piece of shit. And Sister Wolf is a great person and a caring friend, so don’t try and hit there either. She’s also a hilarious writer who has brought me hours of entertainment (can’t say the same for those you try so hard to defend). So in short: fuck you. (Ahhh, that feels good to say).
btw- dingleberry:
we are all narcissists. but what you dont understand about this community is that it isn’t just about that. whatever love we give sister wolf, it is because she gives it right back in spades.
Alicia, you’re “killing it” today. Sad trombone is my favorite sound effect. My brother in law (super computer dork extraordinaire) will bring his computer to my parents house and whenever a joke falls flat, he presses “play”. It’s like we have our own sitcom soundtrack to every day conversations with bad jokes. Brilliant!
If you haven’t already, save http://instantrimshot.com/ and http://www.dramabutton.com/ as favorites so you have them at the ready.
They’re great in a work setting with the speakers ALL the way up.
Sister Wolf – I actually laughed when reading R’s numerous uses of the term “hating on”. Do you think the irony of his malevont “hating on” you, though, is lost on him? (or her…whichever one of Sea’s cockroaches it is.)
Oh god. The “Drumstick” flavour sounds good, but the “Limited Edition” part makes it positively covetable!
I’m going grocery shopping later: Maggie Beer’s “Burnt Fig Jam, Honeycomb & Caramel” ice cream is at the top of the list. Probably one of the best things Australia has going for it!
But coming from the person who logged on to her blog only two days after his suicide to write a Kanye-style stream-of-conscious rave about how an 18 year old bloggers ‘fat face’ enraged her, it’s not that surprising. Do you even have a soul?
i agree on you. how empty and dry that person is.
what – I agree on you, too, you fucking lowlife. I’ll handle my loss however I choose. Her face is fat. alright?
^ How do you “agree on” someone? What is with this prolific and misapplied use of the word “on”? Nobody is mounting anyone else here. (Well, I fucking hope not, anyway!)
Rabid and Theresa – Thanks for helping, these idiots are wearing me out today.
Rosa – Wow, that is a mind-blowing flavor. I’m going to google that brand now.
Sister, you beat me to it!
Maggie Beer is an Australian celebrity chef, of sorts. Since featuring on a TV show she has published cook books and created a line of specialty foods, carried in most supermarkets here. Her ice creams are “killing it”. Anyone who visits Oz needs to try them while here. I doubt they’re sold outside Australia though…
Rosa – Ice cream is my life! That and coffee.
Sister – Ice cream and coffee are some of the best things on god’s green earth.
I think you need to holiday in Oz, just for the ice cream! And beaches.
Ok, in the US, some company called Cheeseworks stocks some of her stuff – maybe they have the jams? If you could track down her Burnt Fig Jam, or make your own, and add of that and honeycomb to a vanilla/caramel ice cream it’d be just as good! You should look into home making ice creams, if you don’t already…fun and well worth the effort 🙂