Cunt of the Week™: Dr. Laura Schlessinger

If you haven’t heard this recording of Dr. Laura yelling “Nigger nigger nigger!” to a caller who asked for advice on dealing with racism, turn up your speakers.

This bitch is clearly out of her fucking mind and needs to be fired. There is no excuse for her, unless she can prove she was off her medication. Her “apology” the next day is fatuous posturing.

Please join me in bestowing upon dumb bitch Dr. Laura Schlessinger her richly deserved Cunt of the Week™ award!

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67 Responses to Cunt of the Week™: Dr. Laura Schlessinger

  1. Mary says:

    What the fuck? Who is this hideous person?

  2. Juicier says:

    even scarier than the chicken…

  3. Juri says:

    Why do people call these cunts for advice?

  4. Angelica says:

    I had to scroll down while I was listening to this so her face wouldn’t be on my monitor…or else I might have put my fist through the screen. The end where she’s lamely and repetitively trying to justify her words is just painful to listen to.

    Also did you catch when she said “the attempt to demonize whites hating blacks would stop”? The attempt to demonize whites who hate blacks?? Umm…yeah.

  5. Cheraya says:

    What a total idiot. I can’t believe this woman is allowed to practise!

  6. clearly she’s very arrogant.

  7. She deserves it for her hair and make up alone particularly for that stupid title of the book. Words fail me on this. Where do I begin – ‘hypersensitive’ and then the whole saying ‘you black people’ isn’t racist! Then the thing about HBO and argh – the whole clip is ridiculous. Then the chip on the shoulder thing. The woman is unbelievable.
    The poor woman who phoned in asking for support.

  8. urbain says:

    “if you don’t have a sense of humor, don’t marry out your race”, fire that bitch.
    2 months ago, a french minister said about a young man with arab origins, “he’s a good one, he eats pork and drinks wine”, meaning that a “good arab” is not a Muslim. And he added ” when there’s only one it’s ok, problems start when they are many. He was suited and condamned for his racist words but he’s still in charge of the country security.
    ps: love the post about your mom.

  9. Ann says:

    EXCELLENT choice for COTW. When I heard this, I was speechless and was sure I was bearing witness to some kind of a joke. She just wouldn’t stop saying it! Sadly, it reminded me a bit of what had been happening on your site.

    The last week has really opened my eyes to the craziness that’s out there.

  10. Green Of Eye says:

    Listened to this whilst gnawing on my fingers.Stupid,vile person

  11. Cricket9 says:

    She deserves a “Cunt of the decade” award. She’s a bullying idiot. Sorry, a bullying idiot cunt. On top of the N word and everything else, she’s talking over the caller, not letting her finish one sentence, then she chastising her for interrupting!

  12. Cricket9 says:

    *she’s chastising… my desire to hit her over the head with a frying pan is interfering with my typing.

  13. Sheri says:

    This woman is so offensive I can’t even listen to the whole thing. What is wrong with her?

  14. Catharina says:

    I don’t know if this classifies me as a cunt as well, because I agree with “Dr. Laura” that some people DO need a sense of humor about their races and that we should be able to discuss certain things without people being accused of being racists. For example, I believe that different “races” are better at different things. Typically black people are more muscular build, so that means that they are better at sports. Asians typically have more well-developed brains and are faster thinkers than others. White people are, well… Out of luck. Now, this is of course not true for every single person, but I’m just referring to the “norm.” Because I think this I am usually accused of being a raging racist – without people even bothering to ask me how I feel about people. I do believe that our races are different and yes, some people are better at some things than others are – this still doesn’t mean that we should be treated differently or that everybody should have an equal chance at things. We are all social human beings, after all. What I’m trying to say is that “the R-word” is used way too often nowadays. Even if you say that people are “black,” “white,” “yellow,” “green” or whatever, you are automatically classified as a racist. This is the only thing I agree with her on.

    That being said that bitch must be on something, because she clearly is as “hyper-sensitive” as she accuses others of being. Demonizing of white people? What is wrong with her? And why does she think that everybody that is black calls each other nigger? Also, how about black comedians? I have never heard Keith Powell say nigger on 30 Rock. Nor have I heard Tracy Morgan, Grizz Chapman or Kevin Brown say it. Are they not all comedians AND black? Or how about Bill Cosby? Or James Avery? Talk about stereotyping people, Dr. Laura.
    What a completely sad, misinformed and desperate cunt she is.

  15. Bevitron says:

    Ah shit, I think there needs to be an award that transcends cuntitude, for her. I’ve been wanting to kick her ass around the block for years. (I’m sure she’d beat me to a pulp with her flying tiny fists of whatever martial art she’s always blabbing about having an ultraviolet belt in, or whatever the fuck it is.) I could only listen to half of that – just could not tolerate her voice for the rest. She has one diagnosis in her repertoire: you’re whining. Dr. Laura, my husband damn near killed me! – you’re whining. Dr. Laura, I was just diagnosed with Alzheimer’s and I’m terrified! – you’re whining. Once on Dr L’s radio show I heard a woman with an obviously very serious case of depression with thoughts of suicide, complicated by an eating disorder & out of control weight gain, tell L about her feelings of hopelessness and despair and good old Dr. Laura pronounced her ‘lazy.’ That woman might’ve been lazy, among other things, but there’s no way in hell Dr. Laura could’ve divined that from a 30 second phone talk. God, I do, I just want to slap some of those big huge teeth right out of her way-too-big mouth. Has she just got the shit intimidated out of everybody, or what? Why would anybody take that shit?

  16. Lezzies says:

    fuck her a thousand times over

  17. Juli says:

    What a stupid cuntbag. She is in love with the sound of her own voice. And it sounds like she is the one with the chip on her shoulder. She wouldn’t let that woman get a word in.

  18. Tina says:

    what a fucking cunt! I can’t imagine what it must be like to be black, Mexican or Muslim in this country right now. The fucking scapegoating that is going on right now blows me away and this overpaid piece of shit, along with Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin (cunt of the century) are adding fuel to the fire. Did she say “don’t get all NAACP on me?”or did I hear that wrong? Where the FUCK did she get her PhD????

  19. rebecca says:

    Well deserved. I don’t hate her because she’s conservative, I hate her because she’s a cunt.

  20. Marky says:

    She is disgusting, and always has been. Thank you for making her Cunt of the Week.

    Sadly, most of the cretins who listen to her, will see nothing wrong with what she said. My mother is one of those cretins. I’m sure my father is, too.

    What these racist morons fail to recognize is that you cannot de-historicize the word ‘nigger.’ When a black person says it *IS* different from when a white person says it because of its history. Why is that so difficult to understand? Yes, Dr. Laura, you stupid rancid cunt, it *IS* okay for black comics to use the word, and it’s not okay for you to use it. Am I getting all NAACP on you? Well, fuck you, Cunt of the Week.

  21. Kazoozoo says:

    Cunt of the year even. I grew up in apartheid South Africa, and believe me, I’ve heard these justifications of racism before. Racism should be challenged on every level.

    I read that she also wrote a book on ‘the proper care and feeding of husbands’. What a tosser.

  22. alison says:

    I just listened to the recording of this and the most horrifying parts of it were not the times that Dr. Laura was saying “nigger nigger nigger!” Although her point that “black people call each other that on HBO” was stupid and meaningless at best, what I found to be even more offensive were certain other comments (or declarations) scattered throughout her “discussion” with the caller, such as her claim early on that black people voted for Barack Obama just because he was half black. By repeatedly calling the caller “hypersensitive,” Dr. Laura basically implied that minorities should just accept that people are going to say and think racist things and believe stereotypes, and not try to do anything about it. Dr. Laura’s speech became faster and higher-pitched as the “discussion” progressed until she was just ranting almost incoherently as the caller sat in stunned silence. I wanted to throw up when I heard her say, “If you’re that hypersensitive about color and don’t have a sense of humor, don’t marry out of your race.” UNBELIEVABLE.

    CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT.

  23. Visual Vamp says:

    She is the cunt of the century. Always has been, and always will.
    xo xo

  24. Lorena says:

    Ugh I hate her. I need to show this to my mother; when I was growing up she used to listen to her all the time and I always asked her “WHYYYY?” She actually liked her and thought she gave good advice while everyone else in my family groaned as soon as she turned on the radio. I can’t remember any good examples of what made me dislike her so much but as soon as I saw who was Cunt of the Week I thought, YESSSS. She actually thinks she isn’t racist, what a joke.

  25. Alicia says:

    I’m more offended about her assertion that if you’re hypersensitive and don’t have a sense of humor that you shouldn’t marry outside of your race.

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…yeah.

    Definitely Cunt of the Week.

  26. Kitty says:

    CUNT doesn’t even begin to cover it.

  27. BethUK says:

    What a nasty, ignorant, patronising cow! Who on earth let her on the radio? Who told her she was competent to give people advice? She raged all over that poor woman.

    I hope she doesn’t take this in a ‘hyper-sentsitive’ way. I think she’s a fantastic choice for cunt of the week.

  28. Witch Moma says:

    Hopefully, the cunt of the week cooked her own goose. It’s usually what happens to people like her. Absolutely no filter. Loves the sound of her own voice. The sad thing? – this incident will put her media front & center for the next couple of days.

  29. I’d like to co-sign on Alicia’s comment. Hypersensitive? Not having a sense of humor? This is always the go to lines for racists.

  30. the real andrea says:

    Incredibly offensive. She should be taken off the air. She is a horrible person. What is very scary, scarier than the fact that she says these things is that there are people that believe what she says. A definite COTW.

  31. Bessie the Buddha says:

    This is the second time I’ve listened to Schlessinger, and I hope the last (though some wise old fart did say keep your friends close and your enemies closer). Schlessinger makes all my stomachs turn. She didn’t give the caller the same respect she wanted, but just talked over her. She’s a cunt on so many levels. Air (wave) pollution at its worst!

    Thanks for post Sister Wolf.

    Also, I forgot to mention on yesterday’s post, I became aware of Philip Larkin because of Sister Wolf. Thanks for turning me on to him a long while ago.

  32. Bevitron says:

    Oh, I just have to add this that I was thinking about while washing dishes and wanting to smash a few over Doctor Laura’s crack-brained head – she used to be real fond of telling her callers (yes, Jeez, when the bitch first showed up on the scene I actually listened to her radio show for a while, God help me), when they would speak of their unhappiness, that we are not here to be happy! I know what she was trying to get at – or maybe I’m giving her WAY too much credit – but the beyotch steadfastly refused to acknowledge that the potential for happiness in your life is one of the greatest motivators in the world! I guess her thing is attempting to get people up and running and actively participating in improving their own lives (which is of course a good thing, even coming from such a cunt as herself) but her Gestapo bullying tactics and admonitions to suffer your way to a Life Lived Correctly According To Doctor Laura are counterproductive in the most wrongheadedly arrogant way imaginable! The flogging will continue until your life improves! Gack. I can feel my blood pressure rising, I must stop. Let’s give her ten of these cunt awards and pin them all to her head.

  33. Desiree says:

    Is this woman actually a real doctor? Dr of what? Pea-brainess? Vitriolic Argument? Oh that’s right, Doctor of Cuntness.

  34. Andra says:

    Well, I can see why she needs a body-guard.

  35. Marky says:

    Yes, Catharina, it does indeed classify you as a cunt. An ignorant cunt:

    “Typically black people are more muscular build, so that means that they are better at sports. Asians typically have more well-developed brains and are faster thinkers than others.”

    Hmmm…with their more muscular builds, wouldn’t people of African descent dominate all sports? Like tennis? Like gymnastics? Like swimming?

    Do you think athletic prowess and academic ability might have something to do with the culture in which a person is raised?

    But the Ivy League is full of Asian students! Must be because they have “more well-developed brains,” and have nothing to do with the value that’s placed on academic and intellectual pursuits in Asian American cultures.

    I think there is plenty of ‘science’ to back up your claims of racial genetic superiorities–most of it written in the late 1930’s and early 1940’s Germany.

    Shut up, Catharina, you fucking moron.

  36. Paige says:

    My mom LOVED her as well. elementary school through high school, this cunt was always on the car radio, and in the house during the day too. I’ve always believed that the people who really take her, a talk show host who diagnoses solutions to problems and judges people based on a minute of two of the caller talking, seriously are gullible and can’t think for themselves.

  37. omggmab says:

    Hope she calls her friend, Ann Coulter, to help her wear the COTW crown. 2 peas in a pod. Racist, demeaning, and utterly ignorant.

  38. Bessie the Buddha COW says:

    I lost me cow part in me name! Holy COW! How did that happen. Since I’m here I can’t leave without having to state the obvious to Catharina. Catharina, there is only one race. There are different cultures and ethnicities, and no two people are alike (expect identical twins, or triplets, etc), but all human beings belong to one race. And we all came from Africa. And we all evolved from . . . bacteria.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/03/science/03zimm.html

  39. Aja says:

    Uuuuuuuugh. Gross.

  40. Aja says:

    And yes Catharina, you should be called out for your ignorance. Someone’s genetic make up has absolutely fuck all to do with how they play sports or how quickly their mind my work. Your comment made me sad that people still believe this drivel.

  41. arline says:

    I could not even listen to the whole thing. You can pick em.

  42. Maureen says:

    Cuntess Laura has been spewing her hate and misinformation over the airwaves for years. She’s lost her edge, and is getting tired, old (NOT the same way I and my fab friends are getting old), bitter, lame, speechless, and useless, so she will probably just sputter out one day, melting like the WWotW. Pay no attention to the cunt behind the curtain, other than to bestow this well-deserved award! Good job, Sis.

  43. Sister Wolf says:

    Make Do – She sounds like she’s having a nervous breakdown, doesn’t she???

    Ann – It’s demoralizing. We’ve got to find an antidote to this brand of stupidity.

    Kitty – Yeah, I can’t think of a word strong enough.

    Catharina – You need to be educated. I’m not calling you racist, just stupid.

    Bevitron – Why hasn’t she been fired for this shit???? She is indefensible, on top of being an idiot and a cunt.

  44. Elaine says:

    I’m sincerely hoping that the people who phone in to Laura Schlessinger’s show (I refuse to call her a doctor) get the help they really need from someone who isn’t an arrogant, know-it-all cunt and has common sense.
    She does resemble Sue Sylvester from the show Glee but unfortunately Schlessinger is an actual person

  45. Catharina says:

    I’m sorry that some of you think that I’m ignorant, because yes, I do realize that usually people with different ethnicities are of course raised in different social classes so this is of course the major part of how far people can get. I am sorry that I did not put that in there.
    Other than that, I cannot say anything other that I guess I have a different biological view, than what you (the ones who responded to my comment) have. I still believe, though, that we have the same moral views – that everyone should be treated equal no matter appearance or beliefs.

  46. aine says:

    God i feel so sorry for that caller to call in for advice and then be held hostage to some crazies’ informed views on race relations in america. If it had been me i would have asked how she felt about the word yid? Which depending on pronounciation is used by some jewish people. Does that mean gentiles like me get to use it?!!
    But i did enjoy the last minute you could feel her realisation that she had just said something really fucking stupid and was trying to cover her tracks. Im not going to flatter her by thinking she realised independently that she was fucked, it was probably the look on her producers face

  47. Rosa says:

    What the fucking fuck?!

    Unbelievable. I agree that the ‘no humour, not interracial marriage’ and ‘demonizing whites hating blacks’ arguments were just shocking. I also feel really bad for the woman who called up looking for help, to get given that tirade instead.

  48. Audi says:

    Catharina, you simply have no idea what you’re talking about. To date there is no credible scientific evidence indicating that certain races are inherently superior in muscular build, brains, or anything else. Ignorant views like yours are the reason stereotypes and racism still persist. If you and Dr. Laura were standing in front of me, I’m not sure who I’d punch in the face first.

    “Doctor” Laura, by the way, is not a medical doctor or even trained in psychology; she has a PhD in physiology, which qualifies her to opine on exactly nothing. Excellent choice for Cunt of the Week, Sister Wolf — I think Catharina should be the next one.

  49. Miss Janey says:

    Hate the fuck outta this bitch.

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