Everyone is freaking out about Michelle Kobke, who managed to create a tiny waist by wearing tight corsets.
Personally, I find it disturbing to look at, but if her body is her temple, she is free to desecrate it.
Our eyes may not be accustomed to this distorted hourglass figure, but I don’t think it’s any stupider than getting obviously fake breasts.
Women are doing horrible things to their bodies all the time and as we have discussed, men are up to no good too. I don’t know why people aren’t commenting on Angelina Jolie‘s choice of over-sized implants that are so disproportionate to her small frame. Is it because she’s supposed to be an icon of courage and righteousness?
Huge lips, tiny noses, enormous implants, hair extensions, fake cheekbones, it’s all bad. Michelle Kobke’s waist shouldn’t come as a shock at this point. Our bodies have ceased to be our temples and have become our enemies. My own body is generously providing me with hot flashes and a nice roll of flab where once there was muscle. I’m not going to make my temple a battleground! I’m not going to do ONE SINGLE sit-up.
Because all my energy goes to my hair.
Forget the sit-ups and all that painful crap, go swimming, regularly, it’s dead boring but it doesn’t hurt and you lose weight. And, yes, I’m a wuss (I believe you say ‘over there’) but, dammit, I’m a slim, fit wuss!
I think taking care of your hair, especially thick, long luscious hair like yours, probably burns oodles of calories.
Also, sucking your belly in counts as exercise (engaging the abdominal core).
Angelina’s knockers look really bad.
I intend to desecrate my temple one day by engaging the skills of a rhinoplasty surgeon.
swimming is bad for your hair. 🙂
A brisk walk for 30 minutes a day is wonderful. The mind runs free and you really feel refreshed and ready to face the world.
As my dad used to say “fake nails, fake eyelashes, fake boobs, fake hair and they want a real man”…..that’s genius…my temple has been remodeled over the years, but it still looks like itself! I dont have a have problem with good dental work, various injections if they look natural, and of course, good hair. But, the lollipop big head little bod look is scary…I’m sick sick sick of boobs boobs boobs every damn where..I live in a water park town (nice right) and all these ugly ass women come with their douche boyfriends who are fat and all have ugly white goatees and tattooed to within an inch of their lives )on Harley’s with boobs everywhere! What is wrong!cover up godammit!!!
Ali, there’s nothing wrong with my hair! True, it’s only about two millimetres long because it gets a regular “No. 2 all over” mowing but I am assured the ladies love that tingling feeling they get when they brush their hands across the top.
dj- what is a “real man” supposed to be? Lets talk about THAT, please.
“what is a “real man” supposed to be? ”
Er, me, actually!
Yes Ali, how about this real man issue. Well, since my dad (who was a real man) made the quote 30 years ago the male species has declined. Grown men (25+) wear baggy long shorts, turn around ball caps, graphic teas and look like big overgrown 10 year olds with five day growth..real men? juvenile, uninspired and uninteresting. Real mendon’t think so…
Annemarie – Thank you for backing me up on Angelina’s knockers, I can understand why no one else will mention them!
Ali, Dj and David Duff – A real man opens the ketchup bottle, takes out the trash, and doesn’t want to talk about his day.
“Opens the ketchup bottle”!
Oh dear, Big Fail for me, then!
Well, you see, the ‘Memsahib’ does it with her teeth!
Angelina’s new boobs do look oversized, she may topple over one day. I don’t get that obsession with big boobs AT ALL, the dialogue from “Aviator” about “Miss Russell’s mammaries” comes to mind.
I need to get me a real man who would mow the lawn, dammit. I’ll deal with the ketchup bottles, beer bottles and even pickle jars myself.
But you are so skinny you don’t have to desecrate your temple. You are thin and cool and beautiful with good hair. I, on the other hand, am 30 lbs overweight and would probably have gastric bypass surgery if I could find a doctor who would let me.
Ahem, Ms. Cricket9, I mow the grass in the churchyard next door, and if you can open ketchup bottles AND beer bottles, well, it’s a match made in heaven! Before our, er, union commences, I am prepared to send you a photo just as soon as I can work out how do that ‘photo-shoppie-watchamacallit’ stuff. I may be some time!
Mr. Duff, beer bottles present no problem to me, none whatsoever – but, I’m getting better at lawn mowing, did it all in one go yesterday, so hurry up with the “photo-shoppie-watchamacallit” stuff!
Oh God, that’ll mean night school! But, hell, who needs a photo, as an ex-member of the second-hand car trade you will know that you can trust my description. And as the pretty lifeguard lassie at my local swimming pool says every morning when she has to help me out of the pool, “Honestly, I’ve never seen a physique like yours, Mr. Duff!”
You guys are funny! Just found your blog from “hand made in Hackney” . I can’t remember why I am commenting now… Oh yes, Angelinas boobs!, Michelles tiny waist, all this temple desecration. I like running, except now because it is winter and cold outside, My Dad was a real man, played rugby, washed his hair with a bar of soap ( shampoo is for girls) always walked on the outside of the pavement, and thought all women were insane (my mother is to blame for this). until I got to 40 I thought plastic surgery was kind of gross, now I think my face and its growing sagginess is kind of gross. I have lost my train of thought again. Keep up the good work.
Oh, I don’t know how or why, but have not read this blog for a while now.
But I am reading it now.
And my first thought on reading the article about 15-inch waist woman was, “Darn, she took 9 inches off- so if I’d done this at her age, I could have attained a 13-inch waist and I’d have the record!”
Then I recovered what is left of my sanity.
But what wonderful locks they are.
My fat arse is completely natural…
QM
x
I just can NOT stand ANY woman who has had ANY “cosmetic” work done (I have always called it comedic surgery)
Implants ARE just the worst thing ever!
As a man I do NOT want to climb on top of ANY woman who’s bought -(or had some “Sugar Daddy pay for her)- fake boobs!
Every single pair of implants I have ever seen -(and trust me, i HAVE seen THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS)- ARE all scarred up, lopsided, misaligned, and downright DISGUSTING!
They just never look right, they do NOT feel right -(contrary to the B.S whores that buy them say)- and besides all that, they ARE a health risk!
I can ALWAYS tell when someone has gotten a nose job!
It never looks right and it rarely ever looks good!
I can always tell when someones gotten a eye lft!
And it NEVER looks normal or good, in fact, most who’ve had that done look so retarded!
Lip injections are just the stupidest thing to do, ever!
They all look ridiculously retarded!
Why don’t these dumb gold digger whores just go staple a baboons ass to their stupid faces, it would look the same!
Lets face it, woman who do it ARE obvious gold diggers!
If they weren’t trying to land themselves a huge wallet, they would never do it!
That IS a f**king FACT!
Fake teeth also NEVER look right
I would much rather be with a flat chested woman than a fake “woman” ANY DAY!
Real beats fake!
I would rather be with a woman who takes care of herself NATURALLY by exercising and eating right, than some lazy spoiled whore that gets fatso-suction!
That RETARD in the extra tight corset for years should be tossed into a loony bin=ASAP!
Of course she’s a jue!
Posh Spice is so gross, so fake and just stupid and has ZERO talent!
One day her man will grow up, take a good look at just how gross his “wife” is and will run outta there in a split second!
Angelina Jolie is a completely jack-up phony, stuck up, bitchy, over-spoiled mental case and looks AWFUL and really CANT ACT!
They ARE all turn-OFF’S in MY book!
Hey! Nobody is “perfect”, but it does feel good to try and be perfect, NATURALLY!
When I was a kid -(age 8 to 13)- I was fat -(225lbs at 5’8″ tall!)- lazy, unmotivated, and had the absolutely worst acne anyone ever saw!
I was absolutely embarrassing!
When I hit puberty -(around age 9)- I was dead in the water, and knew I would be stuck there, and thought I would be forever, and would never “get laid” if I didn’t change something, or everything about myself ASAP!
No girls ever wanted to be anywhere near me, especially not any of the good looking ones I liked, and not even gals I knew my entire life, and I really wanted them to be all around me, I wanted to be like a low budget Hugh Hefner, chicks all over and around me 24/7!!!! LOL
So, I got off my fat ass, hit a couple libraries and read a few dozen different books, asked a couple body-builder guys I knew lots and lots of questions and learned how to eat healthy, how to exercise the right way to lose fat, tone up and get in tip-top shape-(without getting huge muscles, I didn’t wanna be “big”)-, how to safely lose weight quickly and how to look great on a zero to low budget!
I also joined a BMX race team, a baseball team and the boy scouts, I figured they would all be good for building up my cadio, strength, endurance and at keeping me out of the house and away from the fridge and would keep me too busy to eat and it really did help me in many ways!
I seriously changed EVERYTHING about myself and I totally busted my ass and for ME it really worked!
I would wake up every morning at 5am and would either go jog 5 miles out and 5 miles back, or would get on my bike and would ride 5 to 10 to 15 miles out and 5 to 10 to 15 back, swam 45 mins out and back again at the beach, when the weather permitted, I became very active in a few sports and kept busy all day, every day and I ate total crap!
I consumed nothing but plain water -(at least 2 gallons per day)-, “Granny Smith” apples, bananas, plain yogurt and plain canned tuna fish -(the kind in water, not Oil)- straight out of the can and NOTHING else for about a year or so and I was completely transformed!
And I did it all 100% naturally!
By the time I walked into my first day of high school I was down to 115lbs (a 110lb loss in @ 13 or 14 months) @ 5′-10″ tall!, I got nice and slim and tight and from all the working out I developed a really nice round, firm bubble butt, which later became the chatter of many girls in high school who just couldn’t leave me alone!
My acne was completely gone, cause I quit eating any and all fried and greasy foods -(wasn’t easy coming from a Sicilian household where fried and greasy food was aplenty daily)-, cut out all sweets, sodas, snacks and all Dairy, plus I learned to wash and scrub my face with a good soap, a good cleanser and did it at least 4 times per day!
I would also bust open vitamin E capsules and would spread it on my entire face and that really helped clear my skin up and made it soft and nice.
I was never a fast-food eater anyway -(Burger King/Mickey-D’s/Wendy’s/Etc.=YUK)!
My late father ALWAYS said; “Hey!, We don’t eat that fake food sh*t! If you’re gunna bother going out to eat and spend a few bucks, ya might as well go to a REAL restaurant, sit on nice furniture and eat GOOD, REAL food, and not that fast-food ghetto-grub horse-meat sh*t!” lol
He really hated fast food, despised it, and that did sorta rub off on me, although it was real hard at times, sine there was a Burger King only about 100 yards from my jr high school (middle school!) and I seriously loved onion rings and milkshakes!
It wasn’t easy to stay away from the ol’ BK! lol
I had developed the body of a “God” and the gal’s just loved it!
By the time my Senior year ended I had probably dated at least 100 girls from my school and from all over the Island I grew up on and yeah, I did sleep with 90% of them!
Short, Medium, Tall, Thin, Medium, Fat, Black hair, Brunette, Blonde, Red hair, pretty, not so pretty, gorgeous and the polar opposite of gorgeous, I did them all and it just didn’t matter to me one bit!
(I forgot to mention that I was born “gifted” and have a very big “tool”, once word of that got around, every chick in town wanted me! lol)
When I had to go see my M.D. once, who I hadn’t seen in 4 years, he couldn’t believe the changes and asked if I knew what my “body fat index” had dropped down to.
He stated that from reading my files and charts he had on me, that I was carrying at least “180% body fat and was obese” that was at age 12, by age 17 I had a lower than 2% BFI!
He actually kept asking me crap like “Are you sure you haven’t developed anorexia?” (I said hell no, that’s that sh*t spoiled chicks who are just crying for attention pull) and he asked “Are you sure you are eating anything, other than just some air?”
HA! funny guy he was!
I told him what I had done to drop the weight and acne and he thought it was the greatest change he had ever seen ANY patient make!
I got married at 22 in 1988, I was a scrawny 22″ waist and was 125lbs!
Shortly after, I had landed a job in a warehouse where I had to “pull” skids (pallets) that weighed over 3,000lbs from all the products that were on them and I did it all day long and I began to get some huge arms and legs and a very strong back from it and it burned off any fat I had left on me.
Till I was around age 35 I watched what I did and ate, than after that I just didn’t care no more.
I am 49 now, still married to the same awesome gal, we raised two wonderful sons together who are now 28 and 26 and I am 5′-11″ tall now and I weigh around 170lbs.
Women do still hit on me all the time, -(and no!, I would NEVER cheat on my wife)- I just usually laugh, say “Thanks, I do appreciate the compliment!” or “Thanks for the flattery!” and walk away, but it sure IS a nice ego-boost when it happens and when they do ask my age, they never believe me!,
One woman, who was probably no older than 25, thought I was lying and just trying to turn her off of me by telling her I was so “old”! So I showed her my license, she said “Wow, I have never, ever been attracted to any older man before, but YOU are a fu*kin’ hottie and really don’t look your age!”
She also said something like “My moms single and around your age, I’d hook you up with her, but you look too good for her!”
LMAO
Little did she know, I probably would do her mom, ya know, if I was single!
BTW, I have NEVER had ANY comedic work done, EVER!
I don’t even “cover up” my grey hair!
And I also have NEVER been inside of ANY gym in my life, except one time, and that was cause I had to stop in a local gym to go meet and pick up a buddy of mine who worked there who was going to a concert with me, and I still look better than most guy’s my age!
In fact, just last month I ran into an old high school pal (Jimmy H) who I haven’t seen in at least 30 years and he was like “WOW! WTF dude, you look exactly the effing same, except for the grey hair you haven’t aged at all and you you look really great, man, you haven’t gotten all fat n old, like ME!” and he proudly patted this big, gigantic beer/food gut he has now and his big bald spot, than he asked me “Have you seen “Big Billy B” lately?, if you thought he was big back in school, you haven’t seen sh*t!, man, he’s like at least 700lbs now man!, you could probably run around in circles inside of his giant pants, he’s more than twice my size! I can’t WAIT to rub THIS in his face and tell him your still skinny AF!, Wait till he hears I ran into you!”
I couldn’t wait to get home and brag about that to my old lady!
lmao
Anyway, my point is this, you DON’T need to be fake to look good!
NO plastic surgery EVER looks any good!
You CAN do it NATURALLY!
You just have to have the will and the want and the patience!