Complete this sentence:
“I would wear this fur thing if ______________”
I’m with Rosa and SW on Johnny.
Hahahaha! If you’re reading this, Mr. Johnny Depp, you know where to find us!
If I was attending the a service at the First Church of Kate Moss. Must tithe a min of 10% to Top Shop and give a special offering when the holy mother has a special collection. Amen.
… I had those awesome pants to wear with it.
haha I second the Johnny Depp thing!
Now you people have got me imagining Johnny Depp IN the fur thing, which is a strange, terrifying and faintly arousing image. I wonder if this thing would be a dealbreaker? On anyone else maybe but on Johhny I assume not.
I would wear that thing if it you draped it across my cold, dead body.
If i was thrown back in time about half a million years and found my self cowering in the back of a cave as the ice age devoured my former homeland.
Or, if johnny depp would do me in it.
….I was trying to outdo the Pick Up Artist, Mystery. It’s called peacocking, isn’t it?
If it had mysterious irresistible powers that caused perfect strangers to insist on paying all my bills for me and to come to my house and clean out all the gutters when they saw me in it.
… if Ryan Gosling would do me in it! or Johnny Dep, of course.
Sonja – RYAN GOSLING, YES!!!!!!
RLC – More than faintly arousing.
…i were achingly cool.
…if I could rub myself over my furniture in it like a human duster (it might be ugly but at least it could be practical!)
if I was Cher.
… if it would get Sarah Palin to go back to Wasilla and stay there forever.
if I was at home and no-one could see me. My cats would love it.
i would wear that fur thing if it was CHANEL. of course. i am that vapid.
Miggs – it would make a great cat blanket! Why did you have to make me want one?
If I was hanging out / freebasing with Li-Lo
If I were homeless and needed it to keep warm.
Best answer – BethUK -I wanted to make sweet love to a Yeti.
if someone gave it to me as a gift, I’d wear it when temperatures got below zero.
Or if it were Chanel. But it would have to NOT have an obvious logo, because I wouldn’t want others to THINK I’m the kind of person who’d wear it because it was Chanel.
Miggs and BethUK- if I wore it at all, once it got into my house the cats would definitely own it, and I’d never wear it again, because whichever of the 8 happened to be sitting on it would look at me with an expression that says, “Oh, Mom, please don’t make me get up! This is so comfy!”
I have very warm fuzzy grey sweater that is still sitting atop my dresser for the sole purpose of cats sitting on it.
Erika – Ha, I love BethUK’s answer too! It still makes me laugh this morning.
Elizettte – Genius! I could definitely roll around on the floor in that.
Kelli – Hahahahahaha, cro magnon hooker!
I can’t think of ONE thing that is half as funny as any of this stuff. Bravo, you sharp brains out there!
…if it were only $395.
jomamma – Hahahahhahahahahaha!
…if it was given to me for free by a designer and I could name-drop incessantly like SOS or Mom of Shoes.
…it attacked me in the wild and I conquered it.
I cannot lie – I like it. It is sort of trashy and weird, but I still like it.
“I would wear this fur if Rachel Zoe would appear from beneath the layers like the man-baby-stomach-monster in Total Recall and tell me my fashion forecast for the week.”
The Black Queen
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