Shakespeare never saw this playsuit, so he aimed his wrath at lawyers. His loss.
Today’s poets could find inspiration in this denim playsuit by Faith Connexion. What a force of nature, or maybe cynicism, is this contraption! The long plaid thing is attached, not merely an afterthought. Nothing could be more chic.
See how it drags behind you like the train of a wedding gown! Or is it a peacock tail? Notice the versatility: You can tie the sleeves around your wait or just let them hang helplessly at your side.
And when you make your exit, all eyes will be glued to the plaid thing, regal yet casual, like the grunge queen you are.
Don’t just take my word for it, here’s the editor:
This blue denim playsuit from Faith Connexion is elevated from youthful staple into edgy statement with a floor-skimming black and white plaid shirt attached to the waist. The long sleeves anchor the impact while a small pointed collar keeps it sharp.
At just $1,755 plus shipping, it is selling out fast.
If you don’t love this, I want to know why. Leave your complaints in the form of a sonnet.
It is grotesque and something more/
An embarrassment, not of riches/
You can’t find this at any store/
It’s so exclusive, bitches/
A transgressive form of finery/
This plaid and denim dress/
You can violate the binary/
And still look like a mess/
It flirts and it plays/
Yet it drags on the ground/
You can wear it for days/
’til your body is found/
What luck! To have a fashion guide/
Like Sister Wolf here at our side.
Fuck you, God.
“Faith Connexion” sounds like a Christian bi-monthly newsletter.
Also: what’s the difference between a “playsuit” and a “romper?” Both terms are disgusting and both look as if they make waste elimination more tedious than it should be.
Um, no.
Lyn Yannis – BRILLIANT! Sorry for the delay in saying this. I wish I could give you this playsuit as a reward!
Romeo – Right???
Suspended – If only.
Romeo – Exactly. I think “romper” is used when it’s for a toddler (the only species who should wear one) but they’re the same. If you were a toddler, at least you might have a diaper underneath.
jlynn – I admire your composure.