Guilty as Sin!

Let’s all thank the amazing Susan for finding this delightful image.   Susan is the one to go to when you want to know what’s going on, or what’s cool.

Then, while you’re enjoying the guilty verdict in Troopergate, find a moment to watch this enlightening video that outlines Mrs. P’s flip-flopping on “transparency”. It includes an audio tape of Mrs. Palin’s aide issuing a threat to a State Trooper Official.

That bitch couldn’t be more guilty if she shot that poor trooper and served him for dinner.   Her husband is guilty too, even if there’s no law against acting as your wife’s hit-man. Todd Palin is a simpleton and a bully but he’s no match in either department for his crazy, duplicitous wife.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I was so excited tonight, I forgot to put the new ice cream in the freezer. I now have a half-gallon of melted Limited Edition Dreyer’s Apple Pie ice cream to commemorate this historic victory for justice and sanity!

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24 Responses to Guilty as Sin!

  1. Imelda Matt says:

    AMEN!!! I just saw this on the news what’s the conservative fall out?

  2. Jools says:

    Hey! Don’t take me off auto notification! I still read you religiously Sister Wolf. And forward your posts to friends and family. Haven’t been replying cause the stuff that’s going on right now is beyond the pale. That poster is perfect. Palin/ McCain are terrifying. I was devastated when I saw footage of their rallies. What rock did these people crawl out from under? If I didn’t have your blog (and my puppy) I would have jumped off a bridge by now.

  3. enc says:

    A half-gallon of melted goodness is a small price to pay for the thrill of victory.

  4. Juri says:

    Yep yep, it’s hard to be a Maverick gal in a society that insists on having all its officials play by the same rules and follow the same ethical guidelines.

    I betcha Grandpa has experienced a lot of happier weekends than this one. Doggonit, I would let everything in my freezer melt if I could read his thoughts for only a couple of minutes. I betcha he wishes he could go back in time and say FUCK NO to whomever it was who told him to pick Palin. I betcha he no longer thinks that sucking up to the cross-burning degenerates was such a good idea after all…

    It will take a heckuva lot of brainstorming for team Grandpa to come up with a way to blame troopergate on Barack Hussain Obama and his muslim communist pals who don’t see America the way Grandpa and his Hockey Bitch do. Heckuva lot of thinking to do and only 25 days to go.

  5. Sarah P says:

    What a great way to fall asleep and wake up! PAP Smear indeed is saving my sanity. If it werent for such a strong crew of do-gooders my civic duty to bring the woman to her knees probably would’ve gone by the waste side. Please tell me Miss Tina Fey will reward us with a skit of church-lady breaking Todds balls for getting caught the coming out to play dumb and blame the guilty verdict on Whoopi Goldberg and Saddam Hussein. I also would like to see Tina Fey make a comment about taking Sarah Palins job security away!

    Now I have been lazy and simply basking in the afterglow of the GUILTY. I confess I have not done much for the movement. I shall get to work!!! Annemarie command me!

  6. annemarie says:

    Oh Sarah P! Would you believe, no-one has ever told me to “command” them before? It’s hard to believe, I know.

    I believe you originally worked for the Department of Lactation. Now, what we were really looking for from that Department was a shot of Bristol sneaking her teat into little Trig’s mouth. This would have proved beyond all doubt that Bristol is Trig’s mother. Also, you can never have too many nipple shots.

    Now, HQ understands that this was an extremely difficult mission, and the good news is that now that Gov Palin is GUILTY AS SIN, we may no longer need it.

    But, I don’t think it’s time to liquidate (heh!) the Department of Lactation just yet. There might be one last mission before you are promoted to center command.

    We have reason to believe that Sarah Palin might be feeling a little “pale” today. A little bit under the weather. Pissed off. She needs comfort. Sustenance. Nourishment.

    She needs a tittie.

    How about a shot of Sarah Palin suckling her Bristol’s tit? That would give us weakness, incest, lesbo stuff, and nipples all in one shot.

    Wow, it’s so sick that I just vomited in my mouth.

  7. Juri says:

    annemarie – we all need a tittie every now and then. It’s a universal need.

    Apropos titties, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Grandpa came up with another desperately radical promise on wednesday to top the one about buying all the bad mortgages. Something tells me he’ll promise a weekly, government funded, tittie session to every hurting American around the kitchen tables.

    “My friends, in times like these we all need a mouthful of breast and I know how to get some”

  8. how I whooped with joy at the news driving back along the beautiful surrey countryside. The sun was shining the damining verdict blared from the radio and the autumnal leaves nodded in agreement at the hideous nature that is Palin. good grief it was her brother-in-law and she sacked a man who dared to defy her. Crazy crazy bitch.

    Sister Wolf you so are the 20 year old you think you are – perfect!

  9. Sarah P says:

    Oh it certainly is hard to believe. However, less hard to believe that I would demand that you command me. So yes tittie patrol is on! I will dedicate every waking hour to this duty.

    We should remember that Palin doesn’t just have a gay friend. She has a very dear friend who happened to choose to live that lifestyle. Now, I may just work for the department of lactation but I do have some training in reading between the lines. Its safe to say what she meant was that, “yes she does eat her bff’s box but she (Palin) chose to marry Todd so she could become evil church lady-hockey mom goes to white house.

    Im sorry you had to throw up in your mouth. I think we all have been forced to do that while working on this mission. I don’t know if the American public knows just how much we are sacrificing for the good of all mankind. The Surgeon General has put out warnings regarding the dangers of taking in this much Palin. But we simply must endure! This is a fight we cannot lose.

  10. hammie says:

    WE heard you whooping on this side of the pond before we even got the CNN feed on Sky!
    xx
    My hex might be workin’

  11. annemarie says:

    Look at how she is retaliating! BITCH! CUNT! WHORE!

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/11/campaign.wrap/index.html

    “It’s hard to think of any issues more important than who is protected in law and who isn’t”

    Is she talking about stormtroopers, I mean, state troopers? Nein! Verboten! She is talking about the life of the unborn!

    And if you click on the video, you can watch the whole speech– a baby starts crying in the middle of it and she turns and says “oh we love that sound! please don’t let that baby stop crying” to, of course, rapturous applause.

    And once again I vomited in my mouth. Now I have to go and brush my goddamn teeth again.

    Sarah P, the heat is on. Is forcing a nipple in her mouth enough to stop her? We need an emergency meeting. This fucking bitch is fucking with my oral hygiene and I can’t afford another root canal.

  12. annemarie says:

    “A vote for Barack Obama is a vote for activist courts that will continue to smother the open and democratic debate that we deserve and that we need on this issue of life,” she said. “Obama is a politician who has long since left behind even the middle ground on the issue of life.”

    MIDDLE GROUND?

    FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING BITCH. No one is stopping you populate Alaska with Trigs and Tracks and Pipers and making your 17 year old daughter do the same, so leave the rest of us alone you cunt.

  13. annemarie says:

    Ok, I know I shouldn’t have done it, and now God is going to make all my teeth fall out as punishment, but I went and looked at the Fox website to see how they were spinning this shit.

    The basic gist is this: so what if Sarah Palin broke the law? This is a religious contest:

    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/11/pro-mccain-pastor-casts-election-religious-contest/

    Here’s a sampler:

    Stoking religious tensions in an increasingly heated presidential race, an evangelical pastor supporting John McCain delivered a prayer that appeared to dismiss faiths other than Christianity and cast the election as a referendum on God himself.

    “I would also pray, Lord, that your reputation is involved in all that happens between now and November, because there are millions of people around this world praying to their god — whether it is Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that [McCain’s] opponent wins, for a variety of reasons,” said the Rev. Arnold Conrad, former pastor of the Grace Evangelical Free Church.

    “And Lord, I pray that you will guard your own reputation, because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you if that happens. So I pray that you will step forward and honor your own name with all that happens between now and Election Day,” he added.”

    PLEASE, IF THERE IS A DEVIL DOWN THERE, PLEASE TAKE BACK YOUR UNHOLY BRETHREN AND FUCK THEM IN THE MOUTH.

  14. Danielle says:

    While I am incredibly concerned about the devastating loss of aforementioned apple pie ice cream, I’m more concerned about who is behind conveniently putting a “Barack Osama” on New York ballots.

  15. Danielle says:

    …and don’t get me wrong…I’m VERY concerned about the ice cream.

  16. annemarie says:

    where is HONEYPANTS????

  17. Honeypants says:

    annemarie! I am here! I had an insane deadline at work, and I was slammed all week. I worked 32 hours of overtime this week, so I haven’t been able to keep up. I even had to miss the debate on Tuesday! And today I’ve been sleeping mostly. But I was very excited to find out the news about the GUILTY finding. Your fox religious link is scaring me. Just from your excerpt I don’t know if I can handle it.

    So, I have a source who told me she heard Palin’s planning to come to New Orleans for some reason or other, and when she gets the details, we agreed that we’re going to take off work and go yell at her and protest and wear our PAP Smear loot. Whatever we can dream up. I hope it’s true! And I hope she’ll get advance notice!

    I’m very sorry about your Ice Cream SW, but if it makes you feel better, I was at my favorite gelateria tonight eating Sweet Potato Pie gelato, and I just so happened to bump into my source (and her source), and we plotted our revolution while enjoying our dessert!

  18. Juri says:

    I checked the fox link and was once again dumbfounded by the purity of ignorance demonstrated by some of the rants in their comment sections. Some people surely live in an exciting world of endless threats and conspiracies. These must be frightening times for caucasian bigots, also known as “straight white men”, as they like to call themselves.

    Here are some touching words of wisdom from someone called ‘bluewater’:

    “The United States of America is a Christian Nation! But then, not if o-Bomb-a-nation gets to be president. We can kiss our religious freedoms goodby, and caucasians will experience political discrimination like they never have. The guy (obama) is a sly lawyer whose manipulative nature has been well groomed. He is laughing at all American citizens who fall blindly into his trap; and I mean LAUGHING. THE MAN DOES NOT LIKE US, PEOPLE! Where are your pupils?”

    I don’t know if “the man” is laughing at these people but I surely am.

  19. dewayne says:

    boy, if it wasn’t frowned upon, i’d seriously consider arson as a viable career opportunity…for the next 24 days. pro-bono arson, at that.

    i’m an artist, damnit.

  20. annemarie says:

    oh honeypants, it’s so nice to have you back. How are there even enough hours in the week to do 32 hrs overtime? Fuck that. 32 hours is just three hours shy of what in France they call the standard work week. Did you even get to sleep? Fuckers. I’ve just replaced North Korea with your bosses on my Terror list.

    This morning I walked past a house that had two yard signs. One read “women for McCain” and the other “Another Family for McCain.” My neighborhood is so pro-Obama that I was beginning to think that the dumbfucks at the GOP rallies were hired actors. Then a woman opened the door of the McCain house and smiled and said “hello.” I didn’t know what to do. How dare she? I wanted to tell her that she was a stupid cunt. But I was too caught-off-gaurd to be that articulate. Instead I looked at her yard signs, looked back at her, looked at her yard signs again. Then I looked back at her and shouted “GOOD MORNING.”

    I am sorry PAP Smear members, at my poor performance in the face of this terror. You deserve better leadership. But at least I shouted, right?

    And there is a lesson for us all to be learned here:

    A PAP Smear Warrior must always be ready. He/she must be wired in such a way and have that readiness and not blink.

    The next time a fucker like this says “good morning” to me, I am going to be ready. Oh yes indeed.

  21. Bex says:

    Hah! they’re Nailin’ Palin. Which is the name of a. This is better than the soon-to-be out porno of the same name. Or is it out already?

  22. Sister Wolf says:

    Imelda Matt -The response is just as predicted: “guilty means innocent!”

    Jools -Had to update wordpress, which fucked up notification thingy. We need you here!

    enc- So true.

    Juri – 25 days seems like eternity with those crafty maniacs loose.

    Make do – You are a poet!

    Sarah P – EXACTLY.

    annemarie -This cunt has single-handedly brought a plague upon us, a whole new Pandora’s box of evils, and we must rise up to stop it.

    Danielle -Thank you, my dear.

    Juri -What the fuck? Last night I saw some White People calling reporters “faggots” for asking them questions about McCain.

    Honeypants -YAY, you’re free at last!!

    Dewayne -Pro-bono arson is an exciting project. But your boy needs you to stay out of jail, for now. Dammit.

    Annmarie – That’s right, girl, DO NOT BLINK.

    Bex – Too nauseating a thought, I just woke up.

  23. OMGGMAB says:

    Okay all, been Obamaing all weekend! Was great to be with people who actually have brains bigger than squirrels and hate Sarah as much as we do. Distributed my last PAP Smear pin and had to explain it to my mother. She loved it despite her entrenched Catholic upbringing. She loves irreverent shit! (Oh dammit she wouldn’t say shit, would she?) Anyway, now back to the heartland of doubters and those who think Church Lady will save their souls and that Grandpa will give them cookies and milk. Good luck with that!

    Just wondering if the Alaskan Supreme Court saw fit to give Sarah and Todd a life sentence in ANTARCTICA! I didn’t think so. . . It’s the thought that counts. 🙂

  24. susie_bubble says:

    I just saw a video of all of her TV bloopers and it made me laugh so hard…

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