While laying in my death-bed, I’ve been able to read the new Vogue magazine with a fine-tooth comb, so to speak. It’s filled with horror this month. I haven’t even begun to dissect its many insults, but a feature on the style of ‘real’ women introduced me to the self-centered Trophy Wife of John Mellencamp.
Former fashion model Elaine Irwin and John Mellencamp have named their two sons “Hud” and “Speck.”
What were they thinking?! Hud is just awful, but Speck? Did they name him after serial nurse-killer Richard Speck? Or was he just really tiny, like a little teeny speck of a baby? Whatever, the Mellencamps are fucking idiots.
I am also a little disappointed in Brangelina’s name for their new boy, “Knox.” I see it is imperative that all their boys have an X in their names. Maddox, Pax, and so on.
But “Knox?” It cries out for the suffix, “Fort.”
Here is my list of suggestions for their next son (leaving out the too-conventional “Max”)
That’s it, I’m worn out. Any one got some more?