I’ve Saved You $11,350!

You don’t need to spend $11,400 on that stupid Balmain military jacket!   Why not look stupid for only $39.99 in this fancy gold-trimmed Michael Jackson Costume?!

You’re welcome!

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16 Responses to I’ve Saved You $11,350!

  1. K-Line says:

    You see, this is why I come to this site, for the helpful tips that save me thousands of dollars on a weekly basis…

  2. Deni says:

    Couldn’t I just have the Emperor’s New Clothes instead?

  3. HelOnWheels says:

    SW, thank you so much, as always. I got my military jacket for free back in the 80s. All I had to do was shag Adam Ant and take his.

  4. crocodilian says:

    Arghhhhh, that damn jacket is stabbing me in the eyeballs everywhere I look (or else it’s the denim version, which is – if possible – worse).

    I hear it’s so expensive because the shoulder pads are stuffed with diamonds and cocaine… but who knows?

  5. reddoorread says:

    i love this post. it made me laugh today and i have been waiting 5 hours for a guy to deliver my fridge.

  6. Bex says:


    PS: thanks for the offer..they’re Vision Street Wear skate shoes and they’re called Four Letters. I can’t find any in size 8. And they’re cheap as!

  7. stella-mayfair says:

    Hel, forget about the jacket, I am jealous that you got to shag Adam Ant back when he was hot and I didn’t.

  8. Apparently Michael Jackson is now wearing Balmain, so the whole thing’s gone full circle. He’s kind of allowed to though – we all saw him buying those million dollar vases on tv.

  9. Thank you, Sister Wolf. And lord, that Balmain jacket is silly.

  10. HelOnWheels says:

    Yeah, me shagging Adam Ant, not so much. Even if it was a dream for years. Back then it would have been completely illegal and gross; not much grass on the field, so to speak. What I meant to say is that this is yet another incarnation of the 80’s style revival. I do have an Ant-esque jacket from that era (horde much) thanks to a crazy theater costumer “aunt”. I thought I totally rocked that look, mistakenly, just like the people that wear the Balmain.

  11. Sister Wolf says:

    WendyB – It is, isn’t it!

    K-Line -Glad to help a sister out.

    Jill – Hahahaha!

    Deni – Sure, same thing, really.

    HelOnWHeels – I don’t suppose you have a tape of that, do you?

    crocodilian – Just make it go away!

    reddoorread – Bastard. I hope he finally came!

    Bex- k, I like a good assignment.

    stella-mayfair – Who were you so busy shagging then??

    Trashforce Reaper – I remember those hideous vases!!

    fashion herald – And don’t forget Tragic.

  12. hammie says:

    How did they get Lenny Kravitz to pose for the photo?

  13. Mark says:

    Thank you so much!

  14. Matt says:

    I OWN that jacket!!
    I was walking down the street last week and as some guy was turning the corner he screamed out of his truck “HEY MICHAEL!”
    This post makes that experience worth so much more than 38 measly dollars.

    I guess I saved $11,312.
    The memories are priceless really.

    Here is the post where I’m wearing it.

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