Tag Archives: Balmain

If You Can Pronounce ‘Balmain’ Correctly

Posted on October 10, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Before you complain about the $13,776 price tag, consider the close-up view of this vest: “Take your ___  cues from ___  and wear this  ___  style with  ____ attitude – think  ___  pants  and  ____  heels.” Replace the missing words (the ones … Continue reading →

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The Cher Sighting

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Today, I went to Beverly Hills with the BFF and she had to hiss “Cher!” at me before I noticed Cher standing right by us in the Neiman Marcus shoe department! I turned to gawk at Cher, who looked just … Continue reading →

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I Pity the Fool

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

…who buys this crocodile “tail coat” jacket by Balmain, for $74,000.   Who will it be? Beyonce? Rihanna? Someone will turn up wearing this, right? It’s fierce, killing it, bla bla bla. Look at this bingo card I made here.   If … Continue reading →

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More Stupid Balmainia

Posted on April 27, 2009 by Sister Wolf

God almighty, it just gets worse. I came across this tragic t-shirt at Ben Sherman (where I went after seeing some Ben Sherman trousers somewhere else, after spending what seemed like five hours of frenzied searching for the shoes I … Continue reading →

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I’ve Saved You $11,350!

Posted on April 20, 2009 by Sister Wolf

You don’t need to spend $11,400 on that stupid Balmain military jacket!   Why not look stupid for only $39.99 in this fancy gold-trimmed Michael Jackson Costume?! You’re welcome!

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