Just No.

boombox bag

No. No no no no no.

Make a bag shaped like a boombox if you must, Moschino, but not this big. Is the joke, ‘Haha, you can’t even get it into a car?’

Or just, ‘Haha, you bought this!’

I like the words ‘spacious’ and ‘roomy’ in the description.

boombag description

At $3,195, there are only 2 left!

Jeremy Scott must think he’s Andy Warhol. Can someone fire this cunt?

 

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19 Responses to Just No.

  1. valerie s. says:

    It must be a thing. There is a $1000 boombox couch pillow made out of appliqued felted wool in the window of a fancy home dec store I pass by occasionally. I can’t figure out who would buy such a monstrosity. It has hipster irony but the only people who could probably afford it are out of that age range.

  2. Madam restora says:

    Am I misunderstanding something? Does that say it weighs 2.41kg – empty??

  3. Mijaberry says:

    That poor model told all her friends she was posing for Moschino and now she is wishing she never said anything.

  4. Sam says:

    $3195
    $3195
    $3195
    Yep, Just No.

  5. Andra says:

    Why, just why????

  6. Anna says:

    That’s a lot of wasted calf skin…

  7. Suspended says:

    If you’re going to drag about something that big and heavy you’d at least want it to play a fucking tune!

    Scott needs to go!! Playful and chic is not in his understanding.

    Don’t even start me on the footwear.

  8. Suspended says:

    Ok, I can’t leave it alone. Flip flops with their collar up?? WTF is that? John Travolta has these in four colours.

    They’re like those bad 90’s body suits with the top half like a shirt and the bottom half like a thong.

  9. Kellie says:

    Suspended- I was just about to start about the footwear.
    Everything you said-100% agreement.

    Also, please GOD, let there have been only 3 of these “bags” made, meaning only one fool has partaken in this ridiculousness.
    I was hoping the Coke and Barbie stuff from Moschino would be a lot cuter than it was too.
    Dude needs to be let go, NOW.

  10. Mijaberry says:

    HOW is it only just now that I’ve noticed the fucking terrible shoes? Hahahahahafagah

  11. Winter Bird says:

    That’s just wrong. So very, very wrong.

  12. Sister Wolf says:

    Suspended – Hahaaahahaahahahaha Those fucking flip flops!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Sister Wolf says:

    *** I made a petition to fire Jeremy Scott, due to popular demand on FB

    https://www.change.org/p/moschino-fire-jeremy-scott

  14. Suspended says:

    Haha Sister Wolf…genius! Consider it signed.

  15. WendyB says:

    Every time I see a design by Jeremy Scott, I imagine Franco Moschino rolling over in his grave >:-(

  16. Suspended says:

    Still “only two left”…haha.

    Spotted this –

    http://www.shopbop.com/shoulder-bag-moschino/vp/v=1/1516337891.htm

    Sorry for sharing the trauma.

  17. Cami says:

    I am BACK on, godammit. Fell out of blog world for a while but you have just reminded me of all the glorious things I am missing. That bag is the fucking dumbest dumb cunt thing I have ever seen.

    PS. FIRE JEREMY, HIRE US! :p

    kidding, kidding…. kinda not kidding.

  18. Sister Wolf says:

    Cami – Well, blogs are kind of stupid and boring but I need you with me to share the horror.

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