Tag Archives: handbags

The Lure Of Gucci

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Sister Wolf

And the shame of Michael Kors. Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Words | Tagged , | 13 Comments

Silver Linings: The Limited Edition DRAT Bag™

Posted on June 16, 2016 by Sister Wolf

You know how people always want to find the silver lining of an awful situation, like “The Gift Of Cancer”? In that spirit, I’ve figured out how to make the most of the Disney World Alligator Tragedy, or DRAT for … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Horrible Stuff, News | Tagged , | 13 Comments

Epiphanies From My Vacation

Posted on September 9, 2015 by Sister Wolf

We traveled to another state for a family visit and it was an experience rich with epiphanies. Here are the ones I can remember: 1. I have zero fear of flying and no anxiety about things going wrong. I sat … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Religion | Tagged , , , | 10 Comments

Just No.

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Can someone fire this cunt? Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Words | Tagged , | 19 Comments

The Hermes Lady: A Sermon

Posted on May 12, 2011 by Sister Wolf

First of all, that Hermes lady is fucking nuts about her photos. She doesn’t want her photos used to mock her. They are there for praise only! They are there for gloating, not for you internet people to copy and … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Religion | Tagged , , | 98 Comments

The Birkin Delusion

Posted on July 3, 2010 by Sister Wolf

This Hermes Birkin bag is available at 1st dibs for $85,000. Can we figure out why? You could get this pink one for only $65,ooo.   That’s a whopping savings of $20,ooo. But maybe you’d feel like a cheapskate if you … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Rants | Tagged , , | 76 Comments

God Save the Queen

Posted on April 2, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I can’t understand anti-monarchist sentiments, when the Queen of England has given us all so much pleasure. I first fell for her in 1982, when some guy broke into her bedroom at Buckingham Palace, and she calmly spoke to him … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, News, Words | Tagged , , | 13 Comments

I Saved $1,700 by Shopping!

Posted on August 23, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Imagine how thrilled I was to see the metallic green Marni bag on the left for $1,815 at net-a-porter! It reminded me of my metallic green Not Rational handbag that I got on sale for $75, because no one was … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff | Tagged , | 12 Comments

The Handbag Subterfuge

Posted on June 25, 2008 by Sister Wolf

None of us like Handbag Snobbery (unless we are the ones disparaging someone else’s choice of handbag.) I don’t even like it when a person praises my handbag, for god sake. When Susie B wrote about suffering the disdainful gaze … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff | Tagged , , | 12 Comments

Natalia Brilli

Posted on March 2, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Sometimes the Holy Grail reveals itself when you’re just screwing around on the internet. That’s how I discovered Natalia Brilli, a designer whose fetishistic handbags and accessories are  inspirational works of art.   Why won’t someone buy me her deer-head purse, when … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Fashion, Religion | Tagged , , | 1 Comment