You know how people always want to find the silver lining of an awful situation, like “The Gift Of Cancer”?
In that spirit, I’ve figured out how to make the most of the Disney World Alligator Tragedy, or DRAT for short.
They cut open five alligators while looking for the missing toddler, only to find out later that he wasn’t eaten.
Instead of wasting those alligators, how about a limited edition Disney World Commemorative Bag?
The beautiful hand-crafted bags, made of genuine Orlando alligator skin, will be numbered and embossed with the Disney World logo, and will feature a resin baby-head clasp modeled on a classic Kewpie Doll.
The DRAT Bag™ will come with a certificate of authenticity, and 5% of the purchase price will go to PETA.
It’s a win-win.
Show how much you care by investing in this gorgeous bag! Because hashtag PrayForOrlando won’t help anyone, human or animal.